Yesterday Bernsie said he was "so sick of the Urlacher story." So then he wrote an article about it.

http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2013/03/20/bernstein-urlacher-doesnt-need-to-retire-a-bear/

Have a good show Seacrest.

Would anyone like to guess who wrote this lovely comment?

"I've been a Bears fan since 1968! My grand-daddy had season tickets, and so did my dad. When it was time for me to take the tickets, I decided that the Bears ownership is greedy with the PSLs, and the "new and improved" Soldier Field, and so I only go to games when my friend Rudy invites me. But I was at that game when Urlacher intercepted that pass and ran it back for a TD in 2006. He's awesome! If fans want to see their favorite player, a guy who doesn't care what they think about who coaches the team, as his skills continue to deteriorate in Midnight Blue and Orange, or those white jerseys, or those throwback jobs, or the alternate orange which I don't particularly like, that's our business! Brian Urlacher is a Chicago treasure, like Soldier Field used to be, before they added flush toilets. He's a modern-day Studs Terkel, if Studs had been less folksy and likable. Remember that time Brian said ..."I love being a Bear, I love this city, its fans, and I bleed Bear Midnight Blue and Orange! It's such a thrill to play football for this great city that I'd do it for free."??? You wouldn't be saying any of this if Brian could still run fast, or play football like he did when he was 26."

Schmutize the BernSTINE cock sucking moron?

Hey no peeking!

"Dan Bernsatine has no clue about Football or any other sport. Go back to the chess club pal, leave the sports talk to Mully & Handley or the Mid Day show with Danny and the idiot."

AHAHAHAHA

Some gems on this here article section!

Schmutize the BernSTINE cock sucking moron?

oh my lord, I wonder if Schmutzie is still railing off all of those Lil Wayne [reference] puns that he was firing off wholesale on Twitter the other night when Lil Wayne was first reported as being in critical condition. I mean... Lil Wayne Randazzo? Holy shit I'd better rinse my mind out with a hundred Eaglo Jeff jokes to prevent any cardiac arrest accrued from the nonstop guffawing.

oh my lord, I wonder if Schmutzie is still railing off all of those Lil Wayne [reference] puns that he was firing off wholesale on Twitter the other night when Lil Wayne was first reported as being in critical condition. I mean... Lil Wayne Randazzo? Holy shit I'd better rinse my mind out with a hundred Eaglo Jeff jokes to prevent any cardiac arrest accrued from the nonstop guffawing.

"@QuadCityPat Gut-wrenching. 10 years ago, I had a lot of people calling me unAmurrican because I said Iraq is a giant blunder."

Let it be known that Schmutzie was thee first one out there, braving the slings and arrows of the unwashed, dropping knowledge bombs on those sorry motherfuckers about how war is bad.

Trestman is already cranky. If LH makes him cranky, that is not a good sign for his long-term mental health.

Sounded like the interview took place in a Denny's kitchen.

Right! If he's like this now he's gonna go full Howard Beale by week 6.

I bet Coach Trestman would've been just as snotty if someone else interviewed him. Imagine if Zach Zaidman held a mic in front of him in that same situation instead of Laurence.

ZZ would be all whispery holding his red-headed microphone in Trestman's face.

I think it's ridiculous for Rodewald to say that Earl Campbell and Walter Payton would have "no place" in today's NFL because of this new rule. They would have adapted their style of play, just like everyone else will.