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During the 6th inning today:

"The Two Gutless Wonders"
"They been after Reinsdorf since he been here" (strange statement. Reinsdorf been around longer than B&B I think)
"Two Jay Mariotti Wanna be's"
"they think they they invented the sports of baseball, basketball, football and hockey"

:lol:

Should make for a great day of radio.

Hawk is imploding before our very eyes.

SomeGuy wrote:

Should make for a great day of radio.

Hawk is imploding before our very eyes.

I it wish literally.

They been after Reinsdorf since he been here" (strange statement. Reinsdorf been around longer than B&B I think)

Terry's Peeps wrote:

SomeGuy wrote:

Should make for a great day of radio.

Hawk is imploding before our very eyes.

I it wish literally.

Did you have a stroke while typing that?

Terry's Peeps wrote:

SomeGuy wrote:

Should make for a great day of radio.

Hawk is imploding before our very eyes.

I it wish literally.

Did you have a stroke while typing that?

What brought it up? Them in general or something specific? I missed a lot last week.

They'll probably just laugh it off with "oh, Hawk, he's an American original, you can kiss our ass but there will never be another one like you, you crazy old dumbass cracker bastard."

I'm seriously loling at the idea of them ever going after, of all the people in the whole world, Reinsdorf. Are Dan and Hawk going to have to fight over who loves Daddy more?

"And if we invented hockey, we would have done a better job of it."

Hawk is the worst broadcaster in pro sports, I hope they tear this hillbilly apart all summer.

http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2013/04/21/bernstein-for-a-night-bulls-and-blackhawks-a-world-apart/

Pretty good column from Dan, probably his DFWiest yet. It's not really about anything. You just kinda let it wash over you, I suppose.

David Foster Wallace was a novelist and essayist best known for authoring Infinite Jest. He was a fan of Boers and Bernstein, which led him to hang himself in 2008.

Hawk is become a bigger clown over the years. The guy is fighting his personal battles on the air, what a tired old sack of shit.

312player wrote:

Hawk is the worst broadcaster in pro sports, I hope they tear this hillbilly apart all summer.

Agreed. Who likes this shithead anymore? He rambles on like a senile old man and sucks ass at his job. Can this old bitch.

Powerhouse233 wrote:

312player wrote:

Hawk is the worst broadcaster in pro sports, I hope they tear this hillbilly apart all summer.

Agreed. Who likes this shithead anymore? He rambles on like a senile old man and sucks ass at his job. Can this old bitch.

I do. Im not a Sox fan though.

But there is still a HUGE Pro Hawk contingent. Every time he goes nuts the reaction is about 50/50 positive negative on social networking.

Author:	Terry's Peeps [ Sun Apr 21, 2013 3:02 pm ]
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There is gonna be some blowback from Hawk's "broadcast" today. Thanks to Darkside for the blow-by-blow. Darkside wrote: During the 6th inning today: "The Two Gutless Wonders" "They been after Reinsdorf since he been here" (strange statement. Reinsdorf been around longer than B&B I think) "Two Jay Mariotti Wanna be's" "they think they they invented the sports of baseball, basketball, football and hockey"

Author:	SomeGuy [ Sun Apr 21, 2013 3:04 pm ]
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Should make for a great day of radio. Hawk is imploding before our very eyes.

Author:	Terry's Peeps [ Sun Apr 21, 2013 3:05 pm ]
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SomeGuy wrote: Should make for a great day of radio. Hawk is imploding before our very eyes. I wish it was literally.

Author:	SomeGuy [ Sun Apr 21, 2013 3:06 pm ]
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Terry's Peeps wrote: SomeGuy wrote: Should make for a great day of radio. Hawk is imploding before our very eyes. I it wish literally. Did you have a stroke while typing that?

Author:	Curious Hair [ Sun Apr 21, 2013 3:07 pm ]
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Quote: They been after Reinsdorf since he been here" (strange statement. Reinsdorf been around longer than B&B I think)

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Author:	Drop In [ Sun Apr 21, 2013 3:09 pm ]
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SomeGuy wrote: Terry's Peeps wrote: SomeGuy wrote: Should make for a great day of radio. Hawk is imploding before our very eyes. I it wish literally. Did you have a stroke while typing that?

Author:	pittmike [ Sun Apr 21, 2013 3:23 pm ]
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What brought it up? Them in general or something specific? I missed a lot last week.

Author:	Darkside [ Sun Apr 21, 2013 3:27 pm ]
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pittmike wrote: What brought it up? Them in general or something specific? I missed a lot last week. I don't know what B&B said that they don't always say but Hawk started it all by saying "I got a call [or text I forget which he said] from a friend who said 'B&B were at it again'" and then he went into the rest of his rant which was really just the 4-5 lines I posted earlier. But no explanation what his beef was about, just a couple cheap shots.

Author:	pittmike [ Sun Apr 21, 2013 3:33 pm ]
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Thx

Author:	cpguy [ Sun Apr 21, 2013 3:38 pm ]
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Good for Hawk. Fuck B&B.

Author:	Curious Hair [ Sun Apr 21, 2013 3:47 pm ]
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They'll probably just laugh it off with "oh, Hawk, he's an American original, you can kiss our ass but there will never be another one like you, you crazy old dumbass cracker bastard." I'm seriously loling at the idea of them ever going after, of all the people in the whole world, Reinsdorf. Are Dan and Hawk going to have to fight over who loves Daddy more?

Author:	Rod [ Sun Apr 21, 2013 4:43 pm ]
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Curious Hair wrote: They'll probably just laugh it off with "oh, Hawk, he's an American original, you can kiss our ass but there will never be another one like you, you crazy old dumbass cracker bastard." I'm seriously loling at the idea of them ever going after, of all the people in the whole world, Reinsdorf. Are Dan and Hawk going to have to fight over who loves Daddy more? Look, we love Hawk, uh eh, eh, he's as crazy as a loon, but we love him, I mean, uh, uh, uh, again, I didn't invent baseball, but eh, I was in the room when Abner Doubleday and Les did for the love of God!

Author:	Curious Hair [ Sun Apr 21, 2013 4:45 pm ]
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"And if we invented hockey, we would have done a better job of it."

Author:	Rod [ Sun Apr 21, 2013 4:48 pm ]
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Curious Hair wrote: "And if we invented hockey, we would have done a better job of it." Perfect.

Author:	Hatchetman [ Mon Apr 22, 2013 6:24 am ]
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JR fired Harry Caray, but can't fire Hawk b/c he's too much of a legend.

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Author:	Aggravated Sox Fan Bob [ Sun Apr 21, 2013 5:48 pm ]
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I hope Boers and Bernstein rip this cartoon character Hawk to shreds. Hawk is a fucking idiot. He's been dumbing down Sox Fans for 30 years. The absolute best is when the For Shit Sox are losing and Hawk acts like he is witnessing a death in the family. It is hysterical. He is such a buffoon. Hawk makes Ed Farmer sound like he's Vin Scully!!!!!!

Author:	Dave In Champaign [ Sun Apr 21, 2013 9:23 pm ]
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Aggravated Sox Fan Bob wrote: the For Shit Sox A minor-league affiliate based in Gary

Author:	City of Fools [ Sun Apr 21, 2013 10:58 pm ]
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If the show is half as funny as this thread, it'll be worth tuning in for.

Author:	Powerhouse233 [ Sun Apr 21, 2013 11:53 pm ]
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Hawk is become a bigger clown over the years. The guy is fighting his personal battles on the air, what a tired old sack of shit.

Author:	312player [ Mon Apr 22, 2013 12:01 am ]
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Hawk is the worst broadcaster in pro sports, I hope they tear this hillbilly apart all summer.

Author:	Powerhouse233 [ Mon Apr 22, 2013 12:05 am ]
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312player wrote: Hawk is the worst broadcaster in pro sports, I hope they tear this hillbilly apart all summer. Agreed. Who likes this shithead anymore? He rambles on like a senile old man and sucks ass at his job. Can this old bitch.

Author:	312player [ Mon Apr 22, 2013 12:13 am ]
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Hawk is just crying because Bernstein made him look like a an old fool all week after his sabermetrics rant.

Author:	Curious Hair [ Mon Apr 22, 2013 2:18 am ]
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http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2013/04/21/ ... rld-apart/ Pretty good column from Dan, probably his DFWiest yet. It's not really about anything. You just kinda let it wash over you, I suppose.

Author:	WhiteAndProud [ Mon Apr 22, 2013 3:55 am ]
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Curious Hair wrote: http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2013/04/21/bernstein-for-a-night-bulls-and-blackhawks-a-world-apart/ Pretty good column from Dan, probably his DFWiest yet. It's not really about anything. You just kinda let it wash over you, I suppose. SHARK wrote: David Foster Wallace was a novelist and essayist best known for authoring Infinite Jest. He was a fan of Boers and Bernstein, which led him to hang himself in 2008.

Author:	bigfan [ Mon Apr 22, 2013 5:09 am ]
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Powerhouse233 wrote: Hawk is become a bigger clown over the years. The guy is fighting his personal battles on the air, what a tired old sack of shit. I know Sox nation will never admit/agree that this guy costs them at the gate, because they have done surveys, but even talking with 2 Sox fans this morning, both of them told me they cant stand Hawk. These are season ticket holder, long time Sox fans and they have told me they cant stand watching their own games because of Hawk. So, why would an average fan even garner slight interest in a TV broadcast which promotes the team. This has been an issue for years, not sure why Hawk can't just be a good guy on the air. Is it really that hard to be a good guy for him? And Jerry had his sit down with Hawk and no more Umpire bashing! Sad that it took the owner to explain to a grown man all the reasons why Hawks ump bashing was a bad thing for the team.

Author:	rogers park bryan [ Mon Apr 22, 2013 7:04 am ]
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Powerhouse233 wrote: 312player wrote: Hawk is the worst broadcaster in pro sports, I hope they tear this hillbilly apart all summer. Agreed. Who likes this shithead anymore? He rambles on like a senile old man and sucks ass at his job. Can this old bitch. I do. Im not a Sox fan though. But there is still a HUGE Pro Hawk contingent. Every time he goes nuts the reaction is about 50/50 positive negative on social networking.

Author:	Rod [ Mon Apr 22, 2013 7:10 am ]
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rogers park bryan wrote: Powerhouse233 wrote: 312player wrote: Hawk is the worst broadcaster in pro sports, I hope they tear this hillbilly apart all summer. Agreed. Who likes this shithead anymore? He rambles on like a senile old man and sucks ass at his job. Can this old bitch. I do. Im not a Sox fan though. But there is still a HUGE Pro Hawk contingent. Every time he goes nuts the reaction is about 50/50 positive negative on social networking. I think he's ridiculous when he goes nuts. And the tired old cliches are a bit much. He's like a doll where you pull the string and he says seven different things. But one thing I disagree with a lot of people about is when the Sox are getting pasted and he just shuts the fuck up. I like that a lot. What is there to say? I don't want a couple guys giggling and talking about Buffalo Tom's best album when my team is losing 10-2 in the sixth.