Chicago Fanatics Message Board :: View topic - 5/17: Why did the policeman smell?

Because he was on duty, per Dan.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent

The guys are live at Chelios' Bar & Grill, 2150 Ogden Ave. in Aurora this afternoon between NOW & 6P. They've got Cubs' tickets for a "future game" thanks to Bud Light, the latest stop on the "Bud Light 'Who Needs Two?' Tavern Tour".

redskingreg wrote:

Because he was on duty, per Dan.

I don't get it.

Because he was on duty, per Dan.

Why isn't Bernstein 5'8"?

He took a half day.

Brought up the Morrisey/Rose shit again. Have Abattacola call him or SHUT THE FUCK UP....immature assholes......it's okay to ask Kareem about Alford...but talk to Morrisey about this NOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Jagoffs :evil:

Powerhouse233 wrote:

I don't think people realized at the time how important Goff was to this show.

Kid definitely did. I think Ivan, Drop In, donspiracy and myself did as well. But Kid is certainly on record about it.

Guy comes home with a duck under his arm. He walks into the living room where his wife is sitting and says "Honey, this is the pig I'm fucking". His wife says "That's a duck". Guy says, "I was talking to the duck"...

Author:	redskingreg [ Fri May 17, 2013 1:12 pm ]
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Because he was on duty, per Dan.

Author:	Terry's Peeps [ Fri May 17, 2013 1:16 pm ]
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redskingreg wrote: Because he was on duty, per Dan. Spiegel laughed uncontrollably.

Author:	Kirkwood [ Fri May 17, 2013 1:23 pm ]
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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The p is silent

Author:	Terry's Peeps [ Fri May 17, 2013 1:25 pm ]
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Kirkwood wrote: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The p is silent

Author:	SHARK [ Fri May 17, 2013 1:28 pm ]
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The guys are live at Chelios' Bar & Grill, 2150 Ogden Ave. in Aurora this afternoon between NOW & 6P. They've got Cubs' tickets for a "future game" thanks to Bud Light, the latest stop on the "Bud Light 'Who Needs Two?' Tavern Tour".

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Author:	Kirkwood [ Fri May 17, 2013 1:31 pm ]
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SHARK wrote: The guys are live at Chelios' Bar & Grill, 2150 Ogden Ave. in Aurora this afternoon between NOW & 6P. They've got Cubs' tickets for a "future game" thanks to Bud Light, the latest stop on the "Bud Light 'Who Needs Two?' Tavern Tour". Shark, forget about this stupid show. Gimme your go to joke.

Author:	Hank Scorpio [ Fri May 17, 2013 1:32 pm ]
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Keeping Score wrote: redskingreg wrote: Because he was on duty, per Dan. I don't get it. Duty=doody=shit

Author:	Kirkwood [ Fri May 17, 2013 1:35 pm ]
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Keeping Score, try this one: Knock Knock Who's there? Smell mop Smell mop who No thank you.

Author:	redskingreg [ Fri May 17, 2013 1:38 pm ]
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A duck walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?" The bartender, confused, tells the duck no. The duck thanks him and leaves. The next day, the duck returns and asks, "Got any grapes?" Again, the bartender tells him, "No -- the bar does not serve grapes, has never served grapes and, furthermore, will never serve grapes." The duck thanks him and leaves. The next day, the duck returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender yells, "Listen, duck! This is a bar! We do not serve grapes! If you ask for grapes again, I will nail your stupid duck beak to the bar!" The duck is silent for a moment, and then asks, "Got any nails?"

Author:	rogers park bryan [ Fri May 17, 2013 1:38 pm ]
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Q: What did the farmer call the cow that had no milk? A: An udder failure.

Author:	good dolphin [ Fri May 17, 2013 1:45 pm ]
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Why do graveyards have fences around them because everyone is dyeing to get in

Author:	Krazy Ivan [ Fri May 17, 2013 1:50 pm ]
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redskingreg wrote: Because he was on duty, per Dan. The "per Dan" part really made the joke, imo... Not sure why...

Author:	Kirkwood [ Fri May 17, 2013 1:53 pm ]
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Keeping Score wrote: Why isn't Bernstein 5'8"? He took a half day. Not sure if totally works but I get it Grabbed this one online: Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa.

Author:	Dallas Winston [ Fri May 17, 2013 2:27 pm ]
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Dog walks into a bar with a bandage on his foot. He looks at the bartender, and with a determined look says, "I'm lookin' for the hombre that shot my paw."

Author:	redskingreg [ Fri May 17, 2013 2:29 pm ]
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Couldn't do it today, you guys. Heard Terry the Parrot say "Yep, that's what I think, too" one too many times today. I'll be on S&W. Waddle is wearing capri pants today for charity.

Author:	good dolphin [ Mon May 20, 2013 10:22 am ]
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just another indicator that your bullshit meter should be on high any time they pretend to be an expert: On Friday they were analyzing NBA draft possibilities. Adams, the center from Pitt, came up and was immediately dismissed. Today in the Sun Times I read that he starred at the Combine after being measured at a legitimate 7' and knocking down mid range jumpers. I know they would never say it but I assume their knowledge of the guy extended no farther than a big, white guy from Pitt and they immediately equated him with Gray. That didn't stop them from opining.

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Author:	City of Fools [ Fri May 17, 2013 2:30 pm ]
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Dan and Terry arguing a little. I like it.

Author:	Hank Scorpio [ Fri May 17, 2013 2:34 pm ]
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2 posts a minute apart from each saying the exact opposite of what is happening on the show.... The essence of the typical B&B thread. We all hear what we want to hear.

Author:	SpiralStairs [ Fri May 17, 2013 2:44 pm ]
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Q: What was the title of the biography about the Iranian king that liked guys? A: Memoirs of a Gay Shah. Q: What do you call a carousel that the guitarist from Led Zeppelin is riding on? A: A Page turner. Q: What do you call the person giving Bradley Cooper's girlfriend a haircut? A: A beard trimmer. Q: What did the psychoanalyst wear to bed? A: A Freudian slip.

Author:	Walt Williams Neck [ Fri May 17, 2013 2:45 pm ]
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Brought up the Morrisey/Rose shit again. Have Abattacola call him or SHUT THE FUCK UP....immature assholes......it's okay to ask Kareem about Alford...but talk to Morrisey about this NOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Jagoffs

Author:	Powerhouse233 [ Fri May 17, 2013 2:51 pm ]
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Alex English was a forward...

Author:	Powerhouse233 [ Fri May 17, 2013 4:04 pm ]
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I don't think people realized at the time how important Goff was to this show.

Author:	Dallas Winston [ Fri May 17, 2013 5:15 pm ]
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Aaaaaaand it's Maddux Boy to slurp some B&B dick.

Author:	Don Tiny [ Fri May 17, 2013 9:16 pm ]
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Keeping Score wrote: Powerhouse233 wrote: I don't think people realized at the time how important Goff was to this show. Kid definitely did. I think Ivan, Drop In, donspiracy and myself did as well. But Kid is certainly on record about it. If I didn't write it, I'd be surprised. But OKC was definitely at the head of the charge on that one.

Author:	Makalu G [ Mon May 20, 2013 11:44 am ]
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Guy comes home with a duck under his arm. He walks into the living room where his wife is sitting and says "Honey, this is the pig I'm fucking". His wife says "That's a duck". Guy says, "I was talking to the duck"...

Author:	rogers park bryan [ Mon May 20, 2013 11:46 am ]
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Makalu G wrote: Guy comes home with a duck under his arm. He walks into the living room where his wife is sitting and says "Honey, this is the pig I'm fucking". His wife says "That's a duck". Guy says, "I was talking to the duck"...