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| Author: | Beardown [ Thu Aug 08, 2013 9:51 am ] |
| Post subject: | 8-8 Drinky is invited to the adult table |
Been a while since Chicago has been heard from him in long form. What do you got for us today, drinky? Drinky: Fuck you, Chicago. I hate all of you!!!!! Wooo hoooo!!!!! Beardown: Oy. That's what I thought. Same as always. I just thought I'd ask. Look, let Bernstein handle the tough and complicated issues of the day. Don't repeat him and try not to do the bad jokes today. Please? Drinky: Fuck you!!!!! It's my time!!!! I'll do what I please!!!! Fuck everybody!!!! Beardown: 
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| Author: | redskingreg [ Thu Aug 08, 2013 9:55 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 8-8 Drinky is invited to the adult table |
Location: Beardown's dingy basement Furnace Girl: You know, your eyesight is going to be shot if you keep sitting so close to your computer screen. Beardown: Silence! I'm analyzing Daniel Bernstein's latest column! There's a hidden meaning in here, I just know it. Furnace Girl: You have Cheetos dust all over your face. Beardown: 
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Thu Aug 08, 2013 10:08 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 8-8 Drinky is invited to the adult table |
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| Author: | redskingreg [ Thu Aug 08, 2013 10:19 am ] |
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Don Tiny wrote:  I know I failed. It was too early in the day.
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| Author: | Beardown [ Thu Aug 08, 2013 11:02 am ] |
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Bernstein: Rozner available? Mitch: No. Bernstein: Rosie? Mitch: No. Bernstein: Any J.ews? Mitch: No. Bernstein: Alright, give me fuckin', drinky. Tell him he was my first choice. I don't need the crying, pouting and bitching from him today. |
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| Author: | badrogue17 [ Thu Aug 08, 2013 11:42 am ] |
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Beardown wrote: Bernstein: Rozner available? Mitch: No. Bernstein: Rosie? Mitch: No. Bernstein: Any J.ews? Mitch: No. Bernstein: Alright, give me fuckin', drinky. Tell him he was my first choice. I don't need the crying, pouting and bitching from him today. This was kinda funny.
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Thu Aug 08, 2013 12:17 pm ] |
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badrogue17 wrote: This was kinda funny.
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| Author: | Tad Queasy [ Thu Aug 08, 2013 1:23 pm ] |
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No Terry today? It might be a good show. |
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| Author: | the ghost of t-dub [ Thu Aug 08, 2013 2:05 pm ] |
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Was that last caller from Chesterton (forgot name) screwing with Bernsie? First he asked, "How are you guys doing today?", which always irritates Dan. Then he mentioned he was NOT a Bears fan. "Doesn't matter" replies Danny. Caller then mentioned "you guys" when referencing the Bears,which drew another reaction from Dan saying its not "our" team. The guy further annoyed Dan by stating his age and how long he's been a fan. He pretty much pushed all of Bernsie's buttons during one call. |
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| Author: | Tad Queasy [ Thu Aug 08, 2013 2:49 pm ] |
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I think I would like Matt a little better if he didn't sound like he was trying to say as many words as he can in the shortest amount of time. Does it sound like he talks too fast to anyone else? Kind of like Goff, he sounds normal when he's chiming in as a producer but when he's hosting he often talks waaay too fast. |
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| Author: | Beardown [ Thu Aug 08, 2013 2:56 pm ] |
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The choppy, stuttering speech is annoying as well. Also, way too many "Uhhhhhs" and "Ahhhhhs" for somebody that aspires to be a broadcaster. My god. Also, cogent thoughts, please? I had no idea what drinky was getting at with that Jaguars and "no training camp contact" scenerio he just gave us. It made sense in his small mind. Bernstein was confused as hell and politely changed the subject without calling drinky a dumb ass. You can tell drinky was thinking about something to say today. That's what he came up with? Yeesh. |
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| Author: | MattInTheCrown [ Thu Aug 08, 2013 3:06 pm ] |
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the ghost of t-dub wrote: First he asked, "How are you guys doing today?", which always irritates Dan. Which it really should. Every time I hear that, and it's almost every call, I hope that the caller is driving and that they'll immediately run off the road and into a telephone pole. |
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| Author: | Walt Williams Neck [ Thu Aug 08, 2013 3:08 pm ] |
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I just can't get enough Tony Dawson stories
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| Author: | Zizou [ Thu Aug 08, 2013 3:11 pm ] |
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MattInTheCrown wrote: the ghost of t-dub wrote: First he asked, "How are you guys doing today?", which always irritates Dan. Which it really should. Every time I hear that, and it's almost every call, I hope that the caller is driving and that they'll immediately run off the road and into a telephone pole. I wish this upon those who begin a call with "hello boys." Accepting City of Fools, of course. He's my brodudeguy. |
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| Author: | Tad Queasy [ Thu Aug 08, 2013 3:14 pm ] |
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Grobstein is a fucking psycho. |
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| Author: | redskingreg [ Thu Aug 08, 2013 3:18 pm ] |
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Tad Queasy wrote: Grobstein is a fucking psycho. Probably, but that entire exchange was hilarious. |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Thu Aug 08, 2013 3:30 pm ] |
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redskingreg wrote: Tad Queasy wrote: Grobstein is a fucking psycho. Probably, but that entire exchange was hilarious. Yes. Sounded like two peas in a pod though (e.g., they're both nuts .... y'arrrrrrr) |
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| Author: | Tad Queasy [ Thu Aug 08, 2013 3:34 pm ] |
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redskingreg wrote: Tad Queasy wrote: Grobstein is a fucking psycho. Probably, but that entire exchange was hilarious. It was. I feel sorry for his producer, though. |
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| Author: | ZephMarshack [ Thu Aug 08, 2013 3:53 pm ] |
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I'm actually with drinky on the irrational Mickelson hate. I don't even think it's a matter of people loving him and hating Tiger but more a case of people trying to act like they're close rivals. Even beyond that though the media's always seemed to have a bizarre fascination with him, I guess because he's so approachable? I've never heard someone get so much praise and sympathy for such clear failures as Phil has had at the US over the years. |
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| Author: | Woodridge Ryan [ Thu Aug 08, 2013 3:58 pm ] |
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I'm completely against drinky when he says there arent even "real Phil" fans. They all just hate Tiger so they just inevitably are Phil fans. Dumb thought. There's a percentage. No way that's majority. What about all of us that became fans before we even knew who the hell Tiger Woods was? Never a fan of huge, blanket statements where concrete facts can't support them. That was just an easy thing for him to say, or he has idiotic Phil fan friends. |
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| Author: | redskingreg [ Thu Aug 08, 2013 4:00 pm ] |
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Woodridge Ryan wrote: I'm completely against drinky when he says there arent even "real Phil" fans. They all just hate Tiger so they just inevitably are Phil fans. Dumb thought. There's a percentage. No way that's majority. What about all of us that became fans before we even knew who the hell Tiger Woods was? Never a fan of huge, blanket statements where concrete facts can't support them. That was just an easy thing for him to say, or he has idiotic Phil fan friends. Did I hear Dan implying those who dislike Tiger are racists? I think he likened them to 'Hawks fans. Right, because Tiger has never done anything that would turn the public against him. Never. |
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| Author: | Beardown [ Thu Aug 08, 2013 4:00 pm ] |
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Woodridge Ryan wrote: I'm completely against drinky B&B listeners: Welcome to the club. |
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| Author: | Woodridge Ryan [ Thu Aug 08, 2013 4:01 pm ] |
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Now that I think of it drinky must be right. I'm only a Peyton Manning fan because I hate Tom Brady. |
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| Author: | Curious Hair [ Thu Aug 08, 2013 4:21 pm ] |
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http://www.theonion.com/articles/area-d ... kel,33220/ |
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| Author: | Woodridge Ryan [ Thu Aug 08, 2013 4:26 pm ] |
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Curious Hair wrote: http://www.theonion.com/articles/area-dad-just-absolutely-sobbing-after-phil-mickel,33220/ That I get which is a completely different argument from the Tiger comment he made. |
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| Author: | City of Fools [ Thu Aug 08, 2013 4:30 pm ] |
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Zizou wrote: MattInTheCrown wrote: the ghost of t-dub wrote: First he asked, "How are you guys doing today?", which always irritates Dan. Which it really should. Every time I hear that, and it's almost every call, I hope that the caller is driving and that they'll immediately run off the road and into a telephone pole. I wish this upon those who begin a call with "hello boys." Accepting City of Fools, of course. He's my brodudeguy. If I am this, why are you not into my fantasy premiership league yet? |
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| Author: | Beardown [ Thu Aug 08, 2013 4:41 pm ] |
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I could be wrong. Haven't watched most of the Sox games over the last 2 months. But I haven't heard him use "Matt Abbatacola" for broken bats any more. You think Hawk stopped that cuz of Drinky's association with B&B. Granted, he's always know drinky was B&B's boy. But their attacks on Hawk have gotten amped up over the last 2 years. So maybe drinky became dead to hawk because of it. Thus no more "Matt Abbatacola" broken bat references. |
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| Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Thu Aug 08, 2013 4:44 pm ] |
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Beardown wrote: I could be wrong. Haven't watched most of the Sox games over the last 2 months. But I haven't heard him use "Matt Abbatacola" for broken bats any more. You think Hawk stopped that cuz of Drinky's association with B&B. Granted, he's always know drinky was B&B's boy. But their attacks on Hawk have gotten amped up over the last 2 years. So maybe drinky became dead to hawk because of it. Thus no more "Matt Abbatacola" broken bat references. He used it this week. |
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| Author: | Beardown [ Thu Aug 08, 2013 4:45 pm ] |
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By the way, Bernstein just gave drinky the stiff arm when he tried to bash Hawk. Basically telling him to stop repeating everything he's been saying about Hawk. Drinky thought he could be a part of B&B's "Hate Hawk Club" and Bernstein basically told him he wasn't allowed. Drinky often does that. He sees who B&B are bashing and than he knows it's OK to jump in to kick that person when B&B have already beaten him to the ground. |
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| Author: | Beardown [ Thu Aug 08, 2013 4:56 pm ] |
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Bernstein pretty much lets drinky know he's subservient when they do shows together. I mean it's subtle. He doesn't actually call drinky a dumb ass cracker. But it's certainly implied by the way he handles him and moves on from drinky's dumb talking points. |
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