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Author:  rogers park bryan [ Wed Aug 14, 2013 1:42 pm ]
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Literally 60% of his articles are designed to mock those he deems less intelligent.


Also people who aren't as undeniably hilarious as he is.


Ill start.

#Cubes is not a thing. No one says it and you pushing it hasnt worked.

Also, there has to be some serious Self doubt inside of a person who spends so much time trying to point out how dumb everyone else is.

Lots of therapy needed

Delivering pizzas as a second job is not curing cancer and if you spend so much time ripping others, dont get so uptight when they take a shot at the "Genius who got stuck delivering pizzas"

Author:  billypootons [ Wed Aug 14, 2013 1:57 pm ]
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does anyone outside of the members of this board even read any of the 670.com web articles/content?

Author:  redskingreg [ Wed Aug 14, 2013 1:58 pm ]
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billypootons wrote:
does anyone outside of the members of this board even read any of the 670.com web articles/content?

And members of members of this board.

Author:  badrogue17 [ Wed Aug 14, 2013 2:10 pm ]
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billypootons wrote:
does anyone outside of the members of this board even read any of the 670.com web articles/content?

If he would staple copies of his blog to every pizza box he delivers it would reach more people than his blog does

Author:  good dolphin [ Wed Aug 14, 2013 2:27 pm ]
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I probably have read some of his work but for the life of me cannot remember the content.

Anyway, teaching English in Beverly must be similar to being a missionary sent to the farthest reaches of the planet. I give him credit for trying to bring a written language to those bastard sons of Hibernia.

Author:  Dave In Champaign [ Wed Aug 14, 2013 2:43 pm ]
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TenFootMidget wrote:
I find Fahrenheit 451 to be one of the most important novels in the Western canon.

Author:  Curious Hair [ Wed Aug 14, 2013 2:54 pm ]
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"What if firemen STARTED fires...with BOOKS?" probably would have made a pretty badass Rush album, though.

Author:  Rod [ Wed Aug 14, 2013 2:59 pm ]
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I find the fact that his bio says "Tim Baffoe attended the University of Iowa before graduating from Governor's State" to be particulraly pathetic.

Author:  badrogue17 [ Wed Aug 14, 2013 3:39 pm ]
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
I find the fact that his bio says "Tim Baffoe attended the University of Iowa before graduating from Governor's State" to be particulraly pathetic.

He originally wanted to learn a cockney accent and he thought it was Guv'nors State he would be attending . After realizing his mistake he decided to stay for their Ivy Leaguesque advanced pizza delivery fast track degree

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Wed Aug 14, 2013 3:51 pm ]
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In truth, I feel like Ten Foot Midget has a sense of humor about himself. I think he could fit in on this board and contribute something and think it's a shame he has only chosen to shamelessly pander for votes and run away.

Author:  Hawg Ass [ Wed Aug 14, 2013 3:54 pm ]
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
In truth, I feel like Ten Foot Midget has a sense of humor about himself. I think he could fit in on this board and contribute something and think it's a shame he has only chosen to shamelessly pander for votes and run away.

Midget vs Midget in Brick's contest 1st round.

Author:  Telegram Sam [ Wed Aug 14, 2013 3:56 pm ]
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
In truth, I feel like Ten Foot Midget has a sense of humor about himself. I think he could fit in on this board and contribute something and think it's a shame he has only chosen to shamelessly pander for votes and run away.


He has no use for the people who post here. I dare say he has no use for the people who read his blog posts, save one (fingers crossed.)

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Wed Aug 14, 2013 3:59 pm ]
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Telegram Sam wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
In truth, I feel like Ten Foot Midget has a sense of humor about himself. I think he could fit in on this board and contribute something and think it's a shame he has only chosen to shamelessly pander for votes and run away.


He has no use for the people who post here. I dare say he has no use for the people who read his blog posts, save one (fingers crossed.)


He had one use for us when he needed votes to be a well-paid blogger for THE SCORE!.

Author:  good dolphin [ Wed Aug 14, 2013 4:02 pm ]
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
In truth, I feel like Ten Foot Midget has a sense of humor about himself. I think he could fit in on this board and contribute something and think it's a shame he has only chosen to shamelessly pander for votes and run away.


I kind of get the same feeling. I think he would fit in well. We are chock full of modest intelligences who attended Big Ten schools that begin with I

Author:  doug - evergreen park [ Wed Aug 14, 2013 4:03 pm ]
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He teaches at St. Rita...so, Beverly View.

Author:  Don Tiny [ Wed Aug 14, 2013 4:04 pm ]
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Dave In Champaign wrote:
TenFootMidget wrote:
I find Fahrenheit 451 to be one of the most important novels in the Western canon.


I'd burn the book for irony and him for fun.

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Wed Aug 14, 2013 4:08 pm ]
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good dolphin wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
In truth, I feel like Ten Foot Midget has a sense of humor about himself. I think he could fit in on this board and contribute something and think it's a shame he has only chosen to shamelessly pander for votes and run away.


I kind of get the same feeling. I think he would fit in well. We are chock full of modest intelligences who attended Big Ten schools that begin with I


Your post was better before the edit.

Antidisestablishmentarianism. It's a big word. Has nothing to do with this.

Author:  Telegram Sam [ Wed Aug 14, 2013 4:10 pm ]
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I myself am a Neorealist, in that I tend to keep it neoreal.

Author:  oak forest blarney [ Thu Aug 15, 2013 6:49 am ]
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Met him a couple of times.... not funny, stinky looking and the only person to walk into a bar other than a 21 year old hot chick without a wallet.

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Thu Aug 15, 2013 6:59 am ]
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
In truth, I feel like Ten Foot Midget has a sense of humor about himself. I think he could fit in on this board and contribute something and think it's a shame he has only chosen to shamelessly pander for votes and run away.

Yes, I should have included this in the first post, but I like a lot of his comments. I mean just one line on a story he posts. He posts some interesting stuff. But even a good portion of that is "look at these dumb people"


He has a sense of humor about himself, that's true.

He also takes himself too seriously in two aspects. Firstly as as sports fan with the constant meatball articles and secondly as a "funny person"

He's posted a couple times things like "You're not funny and funny people like me are offended" posts about things.

He's not particularly funny. I mean he's not unfunny. He'd be maybe the 15th, 16th funniest poster here.

Author:  Zizou [ Thu Aug 15, 2013 12:12 pm ]
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This board is full of 10 FT Midgets. We don't need another one. But, if he did show back up, all you people who disparaged this Western Ave wordsmith would soon be kissing his ass like you do every other Score personality that posts here.

Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Thu Aug 15, 2013 12:27 pm ]
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Zizou wrote:
But, if he did show back up, all you people who disparaged this Western Ave wordsmith would soon be kissing his ass like you do every other Score personality that posts here.


Yep.

It's disgusting how some people fawn all over those Score people.

Author:  IkeSouth [ Fri Aug 16, 2013 9:08 pm ]
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hard to mock someone i dont know or what he writes.

Author:  Bucky Chris [ Sat Aug 17, 2013 6:59 am ]
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I unfollowed him. He's so annoying. Everything he says bugs me.

Author:  Harry Seaward [ Sat Aug 17, 2013 7:05 pm ]
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He always struck me as a dbag. I honestly have no idea what his role is at the station, but his asslicking combined with his Bernstein-esque disdain for "meatballs" always seemed bit too "thou doth protest too much" to me.

I don't know, but if you're going to stand in judgment of your "fellow fan" and their intelligence (or lack thereof) why would you be advertising the fact that you do a teenage kids' job at night to make some extra scratch?

Author:  leashyourkids [ Sat Aug 17, 2013 8:42 pm ]
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TFM is so obvious in his motives. He is a HS English teacher who sucked enough dick to write a practically free blog for the Score. It is embarrassing. If they thought you were good, they'd pay you for it. I feel sorry for him... almost.

Author:  Curious Hair [ Sun Aug 18, 2013 6:54 am ]
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Harry Seaward wrote:
He always struck me as a dbag. I honestly have no idea what his role is at the station, but his asslicking combined with his Bernstein-esque disdain for "meatballs" always seemed bit too "thou doth protest too much" to me.

I don't know, but if you're going to stand in judgment of your "fellow fan" and their intelligence (or lack thereof) why would you be advertising the fact that you do a teenage kids' job at night to make some extra scratch?


Deadspin (well, Drew Magary) is doing the annual Why Your NFL Team Sucks feature right now. Part of each one is to feature emails from the teams' fans, confirming why their teams suck. Of course, it's usually less about the team on the field than the fan culture: fat people, loud people, drunk people, so on. Well, this noble commenter on the Packers' piece just ruined the whole damn thing:

Quote:
While I love this feature, the "fan" letters can be of the most criminal of garbage.

Yeah, the fans of bad teams embody the classic "I hope it will turn out OK, but I know it won't" and can inspire truly memorable rants (that ZMF one is awesome - that is classic Sheild-era AV Club OWNAGE), but they have a distinct "my teams sucks! feel sorry for me! Please?!" you-owe-me-for-my-choices patheticness that would embarass a gutterpunk whining for change to buy PBR. Sad, but acceptable compared to the alternative.

The fans of the 'good' teams (the Superbowl Winners)?

The worst case of wish-everyone-one-was-as-good-a-fan-as-me-humblebrag-itis I've ever seen. It could be a fucking template: "Our overweight, lazy, smelly, unemployed, drunken fans (But not me! I assure you, I am none of those adjectives) don't know anything about football (But I do! Just ask me! Ooh, Ooh, my hand is raised, I can answer that! Acknowledge my football brain!). Every year when we make the playoffs (ahem *self high five*) and lose (even if your team hasn't been in years, you should feel sorry for us that we lost) the idiots (again, NOT me) call our terrible local sports radio (which, for hating it so much, I am surprisingly informed about) and want to get rid of [AWESOME PLAYER] (did I mention we have AWESOME PLAYER yet? No, OK. We have AWESOME PLAYER). Even though we've won several Superbowls in my liftime (seriously, we WON super bowls, like more than your team for sure) the ungrateful morons (once more - NOT me. I am not ungrateful that WE MAKE THE PLAYOFFS CONSTANTLY and HAVE WON SUPERBOWLS. Even if I am writing to slag off my team, city, and fellow fans)! And the people in our city? They do that one thing that I'm sure will make you say "You know, I hate that too! We should be friends!". Christ. Fuck. Ugh. These fans. They're terrible (but, remember NOT ME. I am the perfect fan).


Could be applied, with a few tweaks, to pretty much everything Baffoe has ever written.

Author:  Kirkwood [ Sun Aug 18, 2013 7:20 am ]
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Curious Hair wrote:
Quote:
The worst case of wish-everyone-one-was-as-good-a-fan-as-me-humblebrag-itis I've ever seen. It could be a fucking template: "Our overweight, lazy, smelly, unemployed, drunken fans (But not me! I assure you, I am none of those adjectives) don't know anything about football (But I do! Just ask me! Ooh, Ooh, my hand is raised, I can answer that! Acknowledge my football brain!). Every year when we make the playoffs (ahem *self high five*) and lose (even if your team hasn't been in years, you should feel sorry for us that we lost) the idiots (again, NOT me) call our terrible local sports radio (which, for hating it so much, I am surprisingly informed about) and want to get rid of [AWESOME PLAYER] (did I mention we have AWESOME PLAYER yet? No, OK. We have AWESOME PLAYER). Even though we've won several Superbowls in my liftime (seriously, we WON super bowls, like more than your team for sure) the ungrateful morons (once more - NOT me. I am not ungrateful that WE MAKE THE PLAYOFFS CONSTANTLY and HAVE WON SUPERBOWLS. Even if I am writing to slag off my team, city, and fellow fans)! And the people in our city? They do that one thing that I'm sure will make you say "You know, I hate that too! We should be friends!". Christ. Fuck. Ugh. These fans. They're terrible (but, remember NOT ME. I am the perfect fan).

Could be applied, with a few tweaks, to pretty much everything Baffoe has ever written.

The first name that popped into my head after reading that is Connor McKnight. This is exactly something the guy would say. These people are the worst.

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Tue Jan 21, 2014 2:11 pm ]
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http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2014/01/21/ ... d-sherman/

I kind of quit reading after this point but this passage, this line of thought is fascinating and really telling. I've never thought this way about athletes in general, certain athletes when given a reason but not just as a general mindset -

Quote:
Sherman’s intelligence frightens people. The one thing we’ve traditionally had over athletes is that, despite their talent and money and celebrity, we would always be allowed to feel smarter than them. They’re jocks, so they’re supposed to be dumb enough for us to still salvage some superiority over them and feel good about ourselves without completely devoting ourselves to a completely superior false idol.

Author:  Brick [ Tue Jan 21, 2014 2:13 pm ]
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2014/01/21/the-scary-smart-of-richard-sherman/

I kind of quit reading after this point but this passage, this line of thought is fascinating and really telling. I've never thought this way about athletes in general, certain athletes when given a reason but not just as a general mindset -

Quote:
Sherman’s intelligence frightens people. The one thing we’ve traditionally had over athletes is that, despite their talent and money and celebrity, we would always be allowed to feel smarter than them. They’re jocks, so they’re supposed to be dumb enough for us to still salvage some superiority over them and feel good about ourselves without completely devoting ourselves to a completely superior false idol.
Well, he got a Communications degree at Stanford, so let's not go crazy about how smart he is. He wasn't exactly doing Nuclear Engineering.

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