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Author:  bigfan [ Fri Aug 23, 2013 8:01 pm ]
Post subject:  Sho' Bi'ness!!!!!!

Why doesnt Leary call out "Uncle Teary" for this little crackerish daily statement?

I mean, Leary is all tough guy, ready to take people out who have crossed him (or messed with his comic book private weekly stash), but Uncle teary is OK with the mocking of the "Community" with his statements?

Author:  Beardown [ Fri Aug 23, 2013 8:18 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Sho' Bi'ness!!!!!!

Absolutely correct. How about Terry's "Lauren Home!!!!"

Terry mockingly talks ebonics to Larry. Some would say it's borderline racist. Some would say it's racist.

Larry is the guy who looks for any sign of racism from a caller to go off on. Real or imagined. What's tough guy Larry's response to Terry's racist disrespect?

Larry: Ha ha ha ha ha ha. I'm doing really, really great. It's soooooooooooooooooooo great to see you, Uncle Teary.

Let's not forget that Terry used to tell Larry that he was his "favorite mulatto" and Larry would say "Thanks, Uncle Teary. That means a lot coming from you."

If Terry talked to Tommy Williams this way and Tommy took it the way Larry takes it, Larry would call him an "Uncle Tom".

Author:  Colonel Angus [ Fri Aug 23, 2013 10:08 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Sho' Bi'ness!!!!!!

I think he feels bad for Terry. Larry probably thinks of Terry as the old senile white guy who just doesn't know any better. Some people have perverted uncles, Larry has a racist one.

Author:  Beardown [ Fri Aug 23, 2013 11:20 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Sho' Bi'ness!!!!!!

Colonel Angus wrote:
I think he feels bad for Terry. Larry probably thinks of Terry as the old senile white guy who just doesn't know any better. Some people have perverted uncles, Larry has a racist one.


No. He's scared of Terry and Terry has power so he doesn't say anything. Larry is only a tough guy to lessor Score people or insignificant people in his life.

Plus he wants to replace Terry. If Larry tells Terry that he's a racist, Bernstein might be offended and not allow him to be his partner when Terry retires.

So Larry takes it with a smile on his face and licks Terry like a puppy.

Author:  Colonel Angus [ Fri Aug 23, 2013 11:41 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Sho' Bi'ness!!!!!!

Beardown wrote:
Colonel Angus wrote:
I think he feels bad for Terry. Larry probably thinks of Terry as the old senile white guy who just doesn't know any better. Some people have perverted uncles, Larry has a racist one.


No. He's scared of Terry and Terry has power so he doesn't say anything. Larry is only a tough guy to lessor Score people or insignificant people in his life.

Plus he wants to replace Terry. If Larry tells Terry that he's a racist, Bernstein might be offended and not allow him to be his partner when Terry retires.

So Larry takes it with a smile on his face and licks Terry like a puppy.

No way Terry has any power. If someone didn't walk him up to the microphone, he'd talk into his toothbrush.

If anything, Larry is a rasputin, controlling Terry from behind the scenes. If anyone has to worry about their job, it's Bernstein.

Author:  Beardown [ Sat Aug 24, 2013 12:41 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Sho' Bi'ness!!!!!!

Colonel Angus wrote:
Beardown wrote:
Colonel Angus wrote:
I think he feels bad for Terry. Larry probably thinks of Terry as the old senile white guy who just doesn't know any better. Some people have perverted uncles, Larry has a racist one.


No. He's scared of Terry and Terry has power so he doesn't say anything. Larry is only a tough guy to lessor Score people or insignificant people in his life.

Plus he wants to replace Terry. If Larry tells Terry that he's a racist, Bernstein might be offended and not allow him to be his partner when Terry retires.

So Larry takes it with a smile on his face and licks Terry like a puppy.

No way Terry has any power. If someone didn't walk him up to the microphone, he'd talk into his toothbrush.

If anything, Larry is a rasputin, controlling Terry from behind the scenes. If anyone has to worry about their job, it's Bernstein.


When I say power, I mean Terry's 1pm-6pm, 5 days a week bully pulpit. Look what B&B do to their enemies: Mike Murphy, Hawk, and David Haugh. Just to name a few.

B&B tear these poor bastards a part.

Larry is very much aware that he would become an enemy if he dare stand up to old man Terry. Larry is scared to death of that happening. A lot of the younger Score guys are equally scared of that. Finfer, Ranger, McNight and Larry all know to kiss B&B rings. None of these guys ever challenge, criticize or stand up to them. Larry even knows not to take an opposite view on their sports opinions for fear of this happening.

So Larry has to take Terry being a racist. That's power.

Author:  Drop In [ Sat Aug 24, 2013 12:56 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Sho' Bi'ness!!!!!!

Beardown: You've been reading all of this, right? You understand why I'm so fired up about this stuff!!

Girl Chained to Furnace: Absolutely. No question. You're on a voyage. :wink:

Beardown: Some climb mountains, I climb Abbatacola. :lol: :lol: :lol: Know what I mean? How are those Combos? I knew you would LOVE the pepperoni! Voyage? Do you like video games?

Girl Chained to Furnace: I DON'T LOVE ANYTHING MORE!!!!!! :D Do you have XBOX Live? Everyone tells me it's the stuff.

Beardown: Well, it seems like we're really connecting! :D

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