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| Author: | IkeSouth [ Thu Sep 26, 2013 12:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | 9/26 the office smells like dan bernstein |
can you imagine what its like for larry everyday? just think of it. dan bernstein sitting for 4 hours in the same chair, his asshole rubbin in the seat all day farting. after eating 4 mcdoubles 6 small fries and 10 mcchickens i could only guess the viscosity of that flatulent bunghole. the kind that have the high pitched squeal at the end, where it just oozes without his knowledge. if you eat mcdonalds your shit will actually smell like sweet and sour fermented vegetable oil, and add that with bernsies natural musk and im sure its a great way for larry to start his day. ever wonder why dan macneil doesnt want to do transistion? who would want to be in the same room with a guy whos shit reeks like a babys diaper yet his shit dont stink. terry actually got a clause in his insurance to do 4/5 days a week at home because dan buttstain smells so fuckin bad. brush your teef or youll end up like rotton egghead on a hot summer day in the public doggy pool that has no chlorine in it. asshole |
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| Author: | Curious Hair [ Thu Sep 26, 2013 12:54 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 9/26 the office smells like dan bernstein |
Defensive back for the Chargers shot himself. Gimme a C! Gimme a T! |
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| Author: | IkeSouth [ Thu Sep 26, 2013 1:09 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 9/26 the office smells like dan bernstein |
i think it has more to do with playing for the chargers then anything. |
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| Author: | Harry Seaward [ Thu Sep 26, 2013 6:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 9/26 the office smells like dan bernstein |
Damn, almost 7pm and still no real posts about the show today.....SURELY the lack of interest here has to somehow correlate to crappier ratings....right? drinky continues to be an underachieving asshat, and is apparently proud of it. Used to really like the guy, but holy crap has he adopted an awful persona. Take a listen to the end of the 4 o'clock hour today.....his usual, dumb, staccato style of speech "hey. dan. did. you know. what is. coming. up. next? It is a segment, and I have. audio. example of. who. you. crapping. Terry, this one is. for you." Pud. Congrats, drinky, you've morphed into an unlikeable tool on the air - and you're now, from what I hear in transition, one of Mac's little bitches...his update bitch, no less. Great trajectory, pal. From an intern to a guy who had paid his dues and was getting a look --- to an update guy who plays the dumb straight man on an increasingly unlistenable show. Also: enough of Dan's stupid stories about his son. "Oh man, this kid was a meatball Bears caller this morning -- he said that the Bears can just replace Melton with some guy off the practice squad!!!! Who is this kid??? And I can't hang up on him!!!11!!!!! LOL!!!!!!" Keep it, Dan, you're more than enough of a know-it-all tool for this show...we don't need stories of your spawn and his all-knowing takes on sports. Other than the above, though, great show...clearly a lot of people are still listening and logging in here to talk about. Nice job, asshats....go "update" some more bumpers and intros and continue to shit up the content of the show! |
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| Author: | IkeSouth [ Thu Sep 26, 2013 8:24 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 9/26 the office smells like dan bernstein |
they dont care about this forum. mac likes it because it actually represents the loyal listener. bernstein hates it because it puts him that much closer with the lower class of life that exists in this world. |
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| Author: | billypootons [ Fri Sep 27, 2013 10:22 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 9/26 the office smells like dan bernstein |
IkeSouth wrote: can you imagine what its like for larry everyday? just think of it. dan bernstein sitting for 4 hours in the same chair, his asshole rubbin in the seat all day farting. after eating 4 mcdoubles 6 small fries and 10 mcchickens i could only guess the viscosity of that flatulent bunghole. a bit much, but im sure if you asked Laurence he would provide a response that is funny to himself, and he would follow that response with his LOUD obnoxious laugh.... BA HA HA HA |
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