Yeah, kids/wife are off limits. That's SOP.

ALERT: Matt Miller, NOT Matt Millen, coming up to talk football. They love him.

Don't worry, Dan will be back soon to yell at people about not understanding what. is. so. hard. to. comprehend. about why the Cubs job is more attractive than the Yankees.

That rambling by Les defining the three technique is a special, blue-ribbon brand of retarded.

The Cubs got Theo. Theo got Rahm to have ComEd build a new substation for the Cubs, to handle all of the additional power needed to run all of the new computers and the accompanying cooling capacity. Which when combined with the substantial upgrade in bandwith capacity the Theo Cubs procurred, makes the Cubs a big. time. major. operation.

Almost on par with the Yankees, except for the 100+ years of futility

Forget the new stadium, the quantifiably superior talent, the storied tradition, the near limitless resources, the organization's panache, and the pelts on the wall. Forget that the Yankees want to keep him and will show him the money.

And please, please just pretend to not know or think that another Yankee great, who is back in the Yankee fold, will tell him that Chicago just ain't worth it.

DB's sources are the type that can't be quoted, won't be outted, infalliable and yet fleetingly anonymous. The information they have can't be shared nor broken, hence why DB is there for them. Deep throat in the truest sense of the term.

Dan's sources still reporting the Cubs are cocky/confident about extracting Joe from NY.

Berns just tweeted out a pic of his wife's new hair do, yikes. Not to be mean, but it's a rough go. I can see where his son got the face, he's got the Bernstein face for sure.

You need an avatar...I think you found one.

Yeah don't repost an already tweeted to the masses picture. Bad form.

Stop pretending to be dense, Brogue. Again, you already know the difference. And you're only cool with it because you hate Bernstein.