Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
I'll probably eat 78 chicken wings.
Them sound like fightin' words!
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| Author: | Beardown [ Thu Oct 17, 2013 8:34 pm ] |
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suburb. Spaulding: You son of a bitch. You had me scared. That is my worst nightmare. Beardown: I hear you. That's every women's worst nightmare. Anyway, Bernstein said they're gonna be at the Hooters in Downers Grove for the Tavern tour. Spaulding might be there to sign autographs. |
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| Author: | IkeSouth [ Thu Oct 17, 2013 8:38 pm ] |
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Spaulding: What do you know about women? Beardown: I was ass fuckin girls looooong before i zz literally came onto the world of men |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Thu Oct 17, 2013 8:39 pm ] |
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I'll probably be there. |
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| Author: | Beardown [ Thu Oct 17, 2013 8:40 pm ] |
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IkeSouth wrote: Spaulding: What do you know about women? Beardown: I was ass fuckin girls looooong before i zz literally came onto the world of men Gotta put the names in bold or else I don't recognize it. Nor does CSFMB. It's a small touch. But it makes all the difference. |
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| Author: | Spaulding [ Thu Oct 17, 2013 8:42 pm ] |
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: I'll probably be there. Really? Hmmmm... |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Thu Oct 17, 2013 8:43 pm ] |
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I'll probably eat 78 chicken wings. |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Thu Oct 17, 2013 8:43 pm ] |
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And a jalapeno popper. |
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| Author: | Spaulding [ Thu Oct 17, 2013 8:44 pm ] |
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I can beat that |
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| Author: | Eaglo Jeff [ Thu Oct 17, 2013 8:45 pm ] |
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: I'll probably eat 78 chicken wings. Them sound like fightin' words!
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Thu Oct 17, 2013 8:45 pm ] |
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Spaulding wrote: I can beat that Really? Hmmmmm.... |
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| Author: | Beardown [ Thu Oct 17, 2013 8:52 pm ] |
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: Spaulding wrote: I can beat that Really? Hmmmmm.... You two crazy kids.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUis9yny_lI |
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| Author: | Eaglo Jeff [ Thu Oct 17, 2013 9:00 pm ] |
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I miss the times of board outings. 
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Thu Oct 17, 2013 9:03 pm ] |
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Eaglo Jeff wrote: I miss the times of board outings. Well, come on out Jeff. I've got a West Coast meeting so I could be there around 5pm. First drink is on you. Then I'd have to go. |
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| Author: | Eaglo Jeff [ Thu Oct 17, 2013 9:09 pm ] |
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: Eaglo Jeff wrote: I miss the times of board outings. Well, come on out Jeff. I've got a West Coast meeting so I could be there around 5pm. First drink is on you. Then I'd have to go.  Wish I could, but work.
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| Author: | City of Fools [ Thu Oct 17, 2013 9:32 pm ] |
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Spaulding wrote: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: I'll probably be there. Really? Hmmmm... Dr. Ken is an attractive man. Spaulding is an attractive woman. I'd put Mr. Spaulding on alert and guard the Downers Grove School districts respective key parties. |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Thu Oct 17, 2013 9:51 pm ] |
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Now I've got FilipinoCupid.com banners. The internet knows too much. Thanks, guys. |
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| Author: | Spaulding [ Thu Oct 17, 2013 10:12 pm ] |
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That's fucking hilarious! After 5ish? |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Thu Oct 17, 2013 10:19 pm ] |
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I could probably do 5-6pm. |
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| Author: | Beardown [ Thu Oct 17, 2013 10:35 pm ] |
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Alright, why don't you two settle Good Dolphin's crusade while you're there. Doc and Spaulding, ask Bernstein to take a picture with you. Make sure Bernstein is in the middle. I assume both of you know your height. We'll be able to pin point Bernstein's exact height based on that picture. |
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| Author: | Spaulding [ Thu Oct 17, 2013 10:47 pm ] |
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I'm gonna bring a big growth chart an doritoes. |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Thu Oct 17, 2013 10:52 pm ] |
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Beardown wrote: Doc and Spaulding, ask Bernstein to take a picture with you. Why would I do that? I'll ask him to take a picture of me and Spaulding. |
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| Author: | Beardown [ Thu Oct 17, 2013 10:53 pm ] |
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Spaulding wrote: I'm gonna bring a big growth chart an doritoes. Bernstein's probably a sucker for the pretty girls. Just put on the Spaulding charm and straight out ask him if you can measure him. Then go out back and have Doc throw him 95mph fastballs. See if he can hit it. We'll get all this shit settled tomorrow. |
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| Author: | Spaulding [ Thu Oct 17, 2013 11:01 pm ] |
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Doc can throw 95 mph? |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Thu Oct 17, 2013 11:02 pm ] |
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| You're much funnier as Beardown.
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| Author: | Beardown [ Thu Oct 17, 2013 11:05 pm ] |
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No. Doc can probably get it up to 31mph. But if he stands 66% closer than the MLB mound, that's the equivalent. |
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| Author: | Spaulding [ Thu Oct 17, 2013 11:15 pm ] |
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This s going to go off without a hitch. I'm going to have them eat mcnuggets too. |
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| Author: | Keyser Soze [ Thu Oct 17, 2013 11:18 pm ] |
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I work about a block away and go there often for Sox day games but I literally wouldn't walk across the street to see these assbags. |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Thu Oct 17, 2013 11:20 pm ] |
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Keyser Soze wrote: I work about a block away and go there often for Sox day games but I literally wouldn't walk across the street to see these assbags. What did Spaulding and I ever do to you? |
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| Author: | Beardown [ Thu Oct 17, 2013 11:21 pm ] |
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Keyser Soze wrote: I work about a block away and go there often for Sox day games but I literally wouldn't walk across the street to see these assbags. The better line would be "If these two assbags were doing a show in my backyard, I would close the shades." That's the better insult. But yours was good, too. 
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| Author: | Keyser Soze [ Thu Oct 17, 2013 11:22 pm ] |
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: Keyser Soze wrote: I work about a block away and go there often for Sox day games but I literally wouldn't walk across the street to see these assbags. What did Spaulding and I ever do to you? That's why everyone hates you, Doc.
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