Dan just did a terrible retelling of a Mitch Hedberg bit and then said the joke itself was bad. That was actually one of Hedberg's better ones!

Scientists have to develop a banana that doesn’t go from
perfectly ripe to a black, gooey mess in five minutes.

You just can’t trust bananas. They’re the fruit version of a bipolar girlfriend.
One minute, they’re like, “Eat me, eat me!” and the next, they’re all, “Don’t you
dare touch me!”

I used to work with this real old cat and when we'd ask him how he felt, he'd say "I ain't buying any green bananas this week"

Used to crack us up...

That's really true. I like bananas, and they're very cheap, but I rarely buy them because buying them means you need to eat all of them in a single two-day window. If you want to have a banana every day, you have to buy them like three times per week. I bet they piss grocers off.

I believe that's a derivative from Ben Franklin .... somebody has to fill in for SHARK, sorry

I believe that's a derivative from Ben Franklin .... somebody has to fill in for SHARK, sorry

The joke is all about the delivery and Dan's sucked. Also, Boers hates everyone and everything. Such an unlikable old bastard.

Bill On Capitol Hill dropped Martin Amis, Noam Chomsky, and Silence of the Lambs in an email about Miami Dolphins offensive linemen. This is Dan, right?

I fear bullying is the new Penn State on B&B. Who's playing the role of Sara Ganim?

Given the depths on Dan's crush on Sara Ganim, I hope to hell it isn't Hunter Hillenmeyer.

hey guys. long time listener to B&B, just found this site.

might not be the right place but a few observations.

over the years, i've come to realize more and more that Terry offers no unique perspectives on this show any longer. He parrots anything Dan says. I'm also not sure he even watches sports. Maybe the bears games. but thats it. when it comes to perspective on other teams, etc. everyones a dope. oh that guy he's a penis, oh that guy he's an asshat. The best shows anymore are when Terry isn't there!

Dan's obsession with certain stories has grown from mildly humorous to almost unlistenable at times. his taking on causes and using his show as a bully pulpit has grown to a level of blind pretentiousness. and i actually agree with him on quite a few of these. He is not objective and does not live in grounded reality anymore it seems.

other than that, i love the show as stupid as that sounds.

This is nice. i'm in the QC and there is 1....1 person who listens to the score and he hates B&B...just had to get it off my chest.

Not mult

i'm in the QC