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Author:  badrogue17 [ Wed Dec 04, 2013 9:44 am ]
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Or so says Rick Telander in today's column. Noted scribes Dan and Teary should have much to say aboot that. Do yourself a favor , don't listen.
Author:  Hank Scorpio [ Wed Dec 04, 2013 9:47 am ]
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Telander is a pud. I hope he is roundly mocked.
Author:  sinicalypse [ Wed Dec 04, 2013 9:56 am ]
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...meanwhile J-Hood is busy finalizing his plans to built a 1000ft statue to remind the world that he exists!
Author:  Tad Queasy [ Wed Dec 04, 2013 10:01 am ]
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Is an intern or someone going to tell Terry who Jordan Lynch is before the show starts?

...or at least leave him a message on his answering machine.
Author:  Curious Hair [ Wed Dec 04, 2013 12:16 pm ]
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Sitting this one out because I saw on twitter that Dan is outraged about putting on the Hawks game and seeing a fight. Went on to say that they should treat fighting exactly how the NBA treats fighting. But for Dan's consideration, I will pull up some fairly instructive numbers, thanks to hockeyfights.com:

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Fighting majors this year and last year. The Hawks were in a four-way tie for 25th in fighting majors last season and are in another four-way tie for last this season. Combined, they're next-to-last with only the Red Wings below, with roughly one fight for every four games. Dan doesn't need to tell us hockey doesn't need fighting. The Hawks already know. The Leafs have more than triple the fights this calendar year, and they don't have a championship to defend. Fighting talk is thus about as germane to Chicago hockey as what should be done with James Reimer, and I bet Dan doesn't know what should be done with James Reimer, either.
Author:  Tad Queasy [ Wed Dec 04, 2013 12:33 pm ]
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If Dan starts shrieking about fighting in hockey for the bazillionth time people should start calling and say "No! No! No! We are not doing that show today!"
Author:  SpiralStairs [ Wed Dec 04, 2013 1:34 pm ]
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I would like if he tried to trudge up that misleading statistic about fighting vs. puck possession again today.
Author:  Curious Hair [ Wed Dec 04, 2013 1:40 pm ]
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Also, of the four fights the Hawks have had, two were with Ryan Reaves, one was with Rich Clune, and the one last night was Antoine Roussel. Reaves is a goon on a team of goons, Roussel is a loudmouth who had been running Kane all night on Friday and had shit coming, and Clune is a supremely untalented blockhead who does nothing but run around trying to fight everyone he sees. Frankly, if that's all you have through 29 games, I think you're doing a great job keeping your collective head.
Author:  Chus [ Wed Dec 04, 2013 2:08 pm ]
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Curious Hair wrote:
Fighting talk is thus about as germane to Chicago hockey as what should be done with James Reimer, and I bet Dan doesn't know what should be done with James Reimer, either.


Terry does. He is your expert on net keepers.
Author:  Zizou [ Wed Dec 04, 2013 2:17 pm ]
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I just read Beerstain's take on Mike Thomas and why Thomas is sticking with Beckman.

Here's the highlights, edited for maximum annoyance:

"...shortsighted and ignorant of the economic data."

"...massive, major-market television deals."

"When Rutgers and Maryland and the New York/Baltimore/Washington markets come on line..."

"...Zook was a better coach."
Author:  Curious Hair [ Wed Dec 04, 2013 2:26 pm ]
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Quote:
The vaunted SEC may have the fertile ground that produces more athletic talent

Stud plantations.
Author:  redskingreg [ Wed Dec 04, 2013 3:03 pm ]
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The rejections were far better than the actual nominees.
Author:  Don Tiny [ Wed Dec 04, 2013 3:05 pm ]
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Didn't hear the rejects .... my knee-jerk reaction was Les' was the best.
Author:  redskingreg [ Wed Dec 04, 2013 3:06 pm ]
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Don Tiny wrote:
Didn't hear the rejects .... my knee-jerk reaction was Les' was the best.


Susannah Collins "sex" slip
Mike in Milwaukee's "yeah, well, Blackhawks"
and a few others that have escaped me...someone help.
Author:  Curious Hair [ Wed Dec 04, 2013 3:07 pm ]
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Oh crap! I forgot it was Quote of the Year!

It has to be either WINT or Les explaining the three-technique. I just hope it's not Gary from Evanston saying "Hi guys," in yet another offering to St. Garius of Evanston, patron saint of not quite getting comedy bits.
Author:  Curious Hair [ Wed Dec 04, 2013 3:09 pm ]
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oh man, this field blows. But I went with WINT.
Author:  Kirkwood [ Wed Dec 04, 2013 3:12 pm ]
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redskingreg wrote:
The rejections were far better than the actual nominees.

Yup, but we shouldn't be surprised. Drinky's the point person.
Author:  Curious Hair [ Wed Dec 04, 2013 3:13 pm ]
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The Chris Rongey one is the weakest and just seems to be there as more of a meta-joke of Mocking Chris Rongey than anything that's funny on its own merits.
Author:  Beardown [ Wed Dec 04, 2013 3:15 pm ]
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Drinky has had 15 to 20 dumb quotes this year. If not more. The drink isn't gonna mock himself, though. That's why we have to do it.
Author:  Franky T [ Wed Dec 04, 2013 3:17 pm ]
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I think Les wins.

Why is the Ditka one in the field? Did I miss something funny in the quote? I guess it's WYC worthy, but not funny.
Author:  Curious Hair [ Wed Dec 04, 2013 3:19 pm ]
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"teehee, my cousin told me Blackhawks fans are all a bunch of borderline retards."

Blackhawks talk on the Score is brought to you by Bud Light: HERE WE GO
Author:  redskingreg [ Wed Dec 04, 2013 3:20 pm ]
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Franky T wrote:
I think Les wins.

Why is the Ditka one in the field? Did I miss something funny in the quote? I guess it's WYC worthy, but not funny.


Spot on. Hell, if they wanted Ditka, pick the one where he's fumbling over his words on C'mon Man.
Author:  KDdidit [ Wed Dec 04, 2013 3:27 pm ]
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What time did they play the non-finalists? I'm stuck at the McDonald in Woodfield mall with my laptop and no headphones. Would like to hear them. Any reason this show is a week early? The last 3 years it's been the same Wednesday as our work Christmas party, which is the same week every year, but that's next week.
Author:  Don Tiny [ Wed Dec 04, 2013 3:27 pm ]
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redskingreg wrote:
Franky T wrote:
I think Les wins.

Why is the Ditka one in the field? Did I miss something funny in the quote? I guess it's WYC worthy, but not funny.


Spot on. Hell, if they wanted Ditka, pick the one where he's fumbling over his words on C'mon Man.


Would not be entirely surprised if they were not allowed to use that audio.
Author:  redskingreg [ Wed Dec 04, 2013 3:29 pm ]
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Don Tiny wrote:
redskingreg wrote:
Franky T wrote:
I think Les wins.

Why is the Ditka one in the field? Did I miss something funny in the quote? I guess it's WYC worthy, but not funny.


Spot on. Hell, if they wanted Ditka, pick the one where he's fumbling over his words on C'mon Man.


Would not be entirely surprised if they were not allowed to use that audio.


I've heard it on their show a few times. Pretty sure they played it yesterday.
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Wed Dec 04, 2013 3:31 pm ]
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Honorable Mentions -

Joe Tessatore - "the VIP-ness of Manziel"
John Tortarella - "ask me a question, don't say talk about it"
Te'o - "Faaaarrrr from it"
Feinstein - "suicide is a brain disease caused by persistent hits to the head"
Buffone - "silk pants on a pig"
Collins - "tremendous amount of sex"
Spiegel - pronouncing Ray Nitschke's name "Nietzsche".
Mike in Milwaukee - "ahh, well, Blackhawks"
Author:  KDdidit [ Wed Dec 04, 2013 3:37 pm ]
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The jpeg artifacts in your avatar are killing me.
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Wed Dec 04, 2013 3:46 pm ]
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KDdidit wrote:
The jpeg artifacts in your avatar are killing me.


It was the best I could do.

I tried to get the original artists but they're all dead.
Author:  redskingreg [ Wed Dec 04, 2013 3:46 pm ]
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Honorable Mentions -

Joe Tessatore - "the VIP-ness of Manziel"
John Tortarella - "ask me a question, don't say talk about it"
Te'o - "Faaaarrrr from it"
Feinstein - "suicide is a brain disease caused by persistent hits to the head"
Buffone - "silk pants on a pig"
Collins - "tremendous amount of sex"
Spiegel - pronouncing Ray Nitschke's name "Nietzsche".
Mike in Milwaukee - "ahh, well, Blackhawks"


Thanks, Doc. Yes, those are more entertaining than the nominees.
Author:  KDdidit [ Wed Dec 04, 2013 3:48 pm ]
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
KDdidit wrote:
The jpeg artifacts in your avatar are killing me.


It was the best I could do.

I tried to get the original artists but they're all dead.

Can't you buy an original animation cel or something?
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