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Author:  Harry Seaward [ Wed Dec 11, 2013 2:04 pm ]
Post subject:  12.11.13 Bulls stink, McCowen ain't Cutler, and NO Bern$tein

They got stuff and things and rings. Rongey in for Dan, then is relieved by McDoink. Oy.

Listen, or don't, I'll stop when my radio melts.

Author:  IkeSouth [ Wed Dec 11, 2013 2:07 pm ]
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NOTHING IS WORSE THEN LARRY HOMES NOT EVEN DBERNSTIEN SUCKIN DICK WHILE DOING A RADIO SHOW INSIDE TERRY BOERS ASS

Author:  pittmike [ Wed Dec 11, 2013 2:08 pm ]
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Bernsie has an emergency?

Author:  Harry Seaward [ Wed Dec 11, 2013 2:09 pm ]
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Apparently - as Rongey is filling in until McDoink can stop in to breathily break. down. sports.

Author:  SomeGuy [ Wed Dec 11, 2013 2:09 pm ]
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Hahhaahhahha

Terry making shit up.

"My guy says the Bears are in talks with Cutler...." Wow big reach by Terry...funny still that Terry goes and tells us that he doesn't know how "his guy" knows....good lord.

And Leary makes a bold prediction that the Bears want to resign Cutler but only if it fits in their plans.

My god.

Author:  FloydGondolli [ Wed Dec 11, 2013 2:14 pm ]
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Terry: "We decided to go out to drink."
Larry: WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Wed Dec 11, 2013 2:17 pm ]
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SomeGuy wrote:
Hahhaahhahha

Terry making shit up.

"My guy says the Bears are in talks with Cutler...." Wow big reach by Terry...funny still that Terry goes and tells us that he doesn't know how "his guy" knows....good lord.

And Leary makes a bold prediction that the Bears want to resign Cutler but only if it fits in their plans.

My god.

:lol:

Author:  Hatchetman [ Wed Dec 11, 2013 2:18 pm ]
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Terry and McDouche. Interesting. Or maybe not. :lol:

Author:  Harry Seaward [ Wed Dec 11, 2013 2:20 pm ]
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Can't wait to hear McDoink breathily try to break down the "Cutler or McCown" debate ---- "well, Terry, it's, ahhhhhhhh, well, see, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I don't want to say that this is an easy decision but, ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, well, let's just say that I'm sure Trestman and Phil Emery have spent quite a bit of time, ahhhhhhhhh, talking about this decision."

Author:  badrogue17 [ Wed Dec 11, 2013 2:41 pm ]
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SomeGuy wrote:
Hahhaahhahha

Terry making shit up.

"My guy says the Bears are in talks with Cutler...." Wow big reach by Terry...funny still that Terry goes and tells us that he doesn't know how "his guy" knows....good lord.

And Leary makes a bold prediction that the Bears want to resign Cutler but only if it fits in their plans.

My god.
This the same guy who Boers said told him they were in talks with Lovie too?

Author:  8675309 [ Wed Dec 11, 2013 2:47 pm ]
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pittmike wrote:
Bernsie has an emergency?


Does WSCR get a group rate at the local rehab facility?

Author:  badrogue17 [ Wed Dec 11, 2013 2:52 pm ]
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pittmike wrote:
Bernsie has an emergency?

Teacher at school found a letter addressed to Sandusky in Jason's desk .

Author:  pittmike [ Wed Dec 11, 2013 3:05 pm ]
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Maybe he was threatened with physical violence and he is under his bed?

Author:  Curious Hair [ Wed Dec 11, 2013 3:09 pm ]
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badrogue17 wrote:
pittmike wrote:
Bernsie has an emergency?

Teacher at school found a letter addressed to Sandusky in Jason's desk .


Jason had a Bulls-talk-esque existential crisis about getting a B+ on a test. "It's not that it doesn't matter, because it does matter, but it doesn't matter. It's just that it matters how much none of this matters, and nothing will ever matter if this matters. And what is matter?" If I were teaching that class, I'd have called the parents, too.

Author:  Don Tiny [ Wed Dec 11, 2013 3:11 pm ]
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badrogue17 wrote:
pittmike wrote:
Bernsie has an emergency?

Teacher at school found a letter addressed to Sandusky in Jason's desk .


I have no misunderstandings on the intention or point of the joke, believe me, but I think it might be close enough to the line that it would've been better left unsaid. I say that as a pal ... you insignificant little nothing. :lol: :lol: :wink:

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Wed Dec 11, 2013 3:11 pm ]
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For Realisies: Bernstein's daughter came home sick from school.

It's going around, ya know

Author:  badrogue17 [ Wed Dec 11, 2013 3:13 pm ]
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rogers park bryan wrote:
For Realisies: Bernstein's daughter came home sick from school.

It's going around, ya know

Don't try and humanize him dammit

Author:  Curious Hair [ Wed Dec 11, 2013 3:15 pm ]
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rogers park bryan wrote:
For Realisies: Bernstein's daughter came home sick from school.

It's going around, ya know

That's a bummer. If their household is anything like my household was, come-home-from-school sick is really sick. One time I slipped in the shower and concussed myself. My mom sent me to school anyway. I didn't know where I was and yelled things at people.

Author:  Hatchetman [ Wed Dec 11, 2013 3:15 pm ]
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so yesterday Berns says Bears doctors wouldn't play games with Cutler and Terry says nada. Today he says of course Bears doctors would play games with Cutler.

Author:  badrogue17 [ Wed Dec 11, 2013 3:16 pm ]
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Don Tiny wrote:
badrogue17 wrote:
pittmike wrote:
Bernsie has an emergency?

Teacher at school found a letter addressed to Sandusky in Jason's desk .


I have no misunderstandings on the intention or point of the joke, believe me, but I think it might be close enough to the line that it would've been better left unsaid. I say that as a pal ... you insignificant little nothing. :lol: :lol: :wink:

Curious Hair's was funnier anyway.

Author:  Reared on the Score [ Wed Dec 11, 2013 3:18 pm ]
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Curious Hair wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
For Realisies: Bernstein's daughter came home sick from school.

It's going around, ya know

That's a bummer. If their household is anything like my household was, come-home-from-school sick is really sick. One time I slipped in the shower and concussed myself. My mom sent me to school anyway. I didn't know where I was and yelled things at people.


Then you were given a fill-in role on the afternoon show.

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Wed Dec 11, 2013 3:18 pm ]
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Curious Hair wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
For Realisies: Bernstein's daughter came home sick from school.

It's going around, ya know

That's a bummer. If their household is anything like my household was, come-home-from-school sick is really sick. One time I slipped in the shower and concussed myself. My mom sent me to school anyway. I didn't know where I was and yelled things at people.

My daughter's perfect attendance was in serious jeopardy today, so I have empathy


Fuck anyone who says "it's going around"


When is it NOT going around?


Id love this conversation

guy: I got a pretty bad cold

guy 2: Really? I dont know anyone who's sick, that's fucked up

Author:  Zizou [ Wed Dec 11, 2013 3:18 pm ]
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She can come home but has to craft and submit ten Saturday-level difficulty crosswords to Will Shortz by the end of the day.

Author:  FloydGondolli [ Wed Dec 11, 2013 3:20 pm ]
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I love how before the game on Monday night, everyone and their mother was picking Dallas, because as they clearly explained "Dallas is a much better team."

After the Bears blow them out, all of the sudden Dallas sucks apparently.

Terry just said Romo sucks and their defense sucks, yet before the game on Monday he said that Dallas was better and would win the game.

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Wed Dec 11, 2013 3:21 pm ]
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FloydGondolli wrote:
I love how before the game on Monday night, everyone and their mother was picking Dallas, because as they clearly explained "Dallas is a much better team."

After the Bears blow them out, all of the sudden Dallas sucks apparently.

Terry just said Romo sucks and their defense sucks, yet before the game on Monday he said that Dallas was better and would win the game.

For the love of god...Tony Romo and that defense...I just....No....

Author:  Hatchetman [ Wed Dec 11, 2013 3:24 pm ]
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That same chick must have worked at every strip club in the city. Must be about 50 by now.

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Wed Dec 11, 2013 3:24 pm ]
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Image

Author:  badrogue17 [ Wed Dec 11, 2013 3:25 pm ]
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rogers park bryan wrote:
FloydGondolli wrote:
I love how before the game on Monday night, everyone and their mother was picking Dallas, because as they clearly explained "Dallas is a much better team."

After the Bears blow them out, all of the sudden Dallas sucks apparently.

Terry just said Romo sucks and their defense sucks, yet before the game on Monday he said that Dallas was better and would win the game.

For the love of god...Tony Romo and that defense...I just....No....

I get he didnt want to kill the bit but the board needs more JORR as Boers posts

Author:  Harry Seaward [ Wed Dec 11, 2013 3:42 pm ]
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I'll have you know that JORR ripped the "post like Terry" bit from me.

Also, is it ALL-SHON or AL-SHON? McDoink thinks it is ALL-SHON and I don't think he's correct.

Maybe Mike North knows?

Author:  Curious Hair [ Wed Dec 11, 2013 3:45 pm ]
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Harry Seaward wrote:
I'll have you know that JORR ripped the "post like Terry" bit from me.

I stole Score-themed avatars from American Factotum. Embrace the collective.

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