Freel had CTE. This will cause Bernstine to have an incurable case of Priapism.
That plus Cutler wasn't completely terrible will increase the forecast to a 70% chance of smug.

Listen if you want to hear Bernsie turn into a Doctor.

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http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Anything that allows him to make fun of grindy white guys is a plus. Now he gets to add on the fact that it's also bad for your health. Tomorrow should be fun.

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An entire column based on what "Twitter" said. Awful, simply awful.

http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2013/12/15/ ... n-whipsaw/

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Quality Telandering here at the end. Does the anthropomorphic Twitter think Cutler and Trestman should be replaced by robots?

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For someone who holds the public in such obvious contempt, Dan sure spends a lot of time thinking about public opinion.

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The Bulls haven't done anything wrong, and they're not going to do anything wrong.

It's gonna be a whole show of them ripping on McOwn supporters who call in. You know it is.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

THEY. WON. THE. GAME.

HE. THREW. THREE. TOUCHDOWNS.

DOC! TORS!

Thats been the show for an entire week! Its become so predictable and bad theres no point in tuning in. Now add in this worthless article he wrote, its gonna be even worse. Twitter allows for all idiots to voice their opinion, of course the Cutler haters are going to give Bernsy shit since hes pro-cutler. But IT. IS. A. SMALL. SAMPLE. SIZE.

"@Shep670: Top 100 prospect (3B) for a guy who would have been closing out games for probable 90 loss team? Nicely done, Rick Hahn."

Completely agree, great move for the White Sox.

Why are Harrison Ford and Sean Penn assbags? Maybe they are... I'm just not up on it.

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Sean Penn might be the king of Hollywood assbags.

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Had it been Epstein, the reviews would not have been so rave.

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Why? I'm not a hipster and don't follow these things...

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Harrison Ford is kind of a dick. Heard him recently on the Nerdist podcast and he was a tool. I didn't even bother to finish the show after the first 30 minutes or so.

The guy is humorless.

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You know me like that.

Give the show a try and a caller wants to talk actual Xs n Os and has a specific play to talk about with Cutler, he had actual knowledge of football and schemes, yet they play Joe Spence over him the entire call. Theres no winning with these clowns, why do people bother calling!? Danny would rather talk schemes and football with Adam "football genius" Hoge since he agrees with every fucking word Danny spews.

I did see him get mad at David Blaine during a recent special. He didn't get much face time, though, so I couldn't make an informed opinion.

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I've never seen him interviewed where he didn't seem annoyed and the whole thing being beneath him. Some guys can pull that off with a little bit of humor and self-awareness to poke a little fun at it. He can't.

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You know me like that.

I think the humorless thing is part of his shtick. I've seen him on shows like Conan and the Daily Show before, and he's always a great guest. Guys just need to know how to talk to him.

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That was pretty funny. But that was more of a scripted sketch.

Maybe I'm wrong and he's a great interview. I hope so because I like his work. I just haven't seen one.

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You know me like that.

What kind of weirdo marries Ally McBeal anyway?

I don't think he was mad. I think he was genuinely freaked out.

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His 2 second appearance in Bruno was hilarious.

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He also seems kind of dull witted. However, the most damning evidence is the Hub earring he got well into his 50s

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

So, let's say morons take over Halas Hall in the offseason and they launch Jay. How happy does that make Wacko the Wide Receiver*?

I ask because his two previous teams (sans Cutler) couldn't wait to unload him. Would unloading Jay also mean unloading Brandon as well as a consequence? Certainly cannot rule it out. Just another reason to perhaps not race to launch Jay, for those of that persuasion.

* - works well with 'Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

If there's a player who can't play on a team without another player, then launching him would be just fine.

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Ford is one of those actors that has nothing to say in real life. If there isn't a script in front of him, he's basically useless. De Niro is the same way. I remember watching a Letterman with De Niro and Dustin Hoffman. It was painful to watch. Hoffman was fairly glib, but it was like pulling teeth to get anything remotely interesting out of De Niro. I've heard that Ford, De Niro, and James Gandolfini are/were all painfully shy. They're incredible actors, but when it comes to going on Letterman and giving good panel for 7 minutes it's not going to happen. I find it kind of strange, but they say the best actors are the antisocial one's. Other than Tom Hanks I really can't think of a great actor who is interesting in the format of a talk show.

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I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out. - Bill Hicks

Let's do it for Johnny!

I wish that petulant little Caller Bob bernstein would stop trying to compare the statistic of wins for a starting pitcher with "quarterback wins", whatever they fuck they are. Let me explain it to him. The won loss record of a starting pitcher is based on criteria that must be met by said pitcher. A quarterback might play in a game where he had very little effect on the ultimate outcome. There is no criteria under which a quarterback receives a win. That is absolutely untrue of a starting pitcher who must record a minimum of 15 outs and leave the game while having allowed less runs than the opposing pitcher(s).

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Anyone else think Danny's head wanted to explode as Martellus discussed the God stuff?

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Elections have consequences.

Some guy on 60 minutes (Harry Reasoner?) did the same thing, got an earring well beyond the age when anyone non-Pirate could possibly blame the stupidity on immaturity. Don't these folks own mirrors.