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Author:  sinicalypse [ Thu Mar 06, 2014 2:08 pm ]
Post subject:  3/6: Step up for your daily sports wangwhipping!

That's right kids.... it's nigh time. By increasingly unpopular/indifferent demand, I present you with today's showthread. Sit back relax and strap it down as the CSFMB's favorite closeted Cubs fan on this side of Frank puts your veritable personal services contract in the drawer.... of life!

Also, does amattacola doing the 9-1 show today mean that we're going to have a show free of his interruptions/"Dan.... Dan.... Hey Dan..."s? Or, most likely, will he be around to give us his much needed perspective on this "Pour some out for Devin" Thursday?

Tune in and find out. Because you really don't want to listen to the Game. Nobody does.

Author:  Hank Scorpio [ Thu Mar 06, 2014 2:10 pm ]
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sinicalypse wrote:

Tune in and find out. Because you really don't want to listen to the Game. Nobody does.


How true...

Author:  spmack [ Thu Mar 06, 2014 2:11 pm ]
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Sini, are you behind the parody Grobstein twitter account?

Author:  sinicalypse [ Thu Mar 06, 2014 2:15 pm ]
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spmack wrote:
Sini, are you behind the parody Grobstein twitter account?


No sir. I don't have any mults on this board, nor have I been on the twitter parody muscle for a few years. I sit back and watch the show.... personally I think whoever does "Gas Money Bob" is the one doing that "Not Les Grobstein" account. And IIRC doesn't Les have twitter space reserved @grobber33 in case he ever decides to go that route? I always wondered why he didn't, cuz back in the mid 00s during his Score-exile he tried to start up grobber.net and later grobbernet.com to be some sort of a hub for people to get their daily sports news along with that ATTITUDE. BITE. that comes from patronizing a "Les Grobstein Joint."

Alas, c'est la vie: it just wasn't meant to be.

Author:  Hatchetman [ Thu Mar 06, 2014 2:42 pm ]
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I think a Sini mult would be pretty easy to figure out. :lol:

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Thu Mar 06, 2014 2:46 pm ]
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Hatchetman wrote:
I think a Sini mult would be pretty easy to figure out. :lol:

There was a SHARK mult

Think about that

Author:  Hank Scorpio [ Thu Mar 06, 2014 2:49 pm ]
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rogers park bryan wrote:
Hatchetman wrote:
I think a Sini mult would be pretty easy to figure out. :lol:

There was a SHARK mult

Think about that


SHARK had a mult or a mult that mocked SHARK?

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Thu Mar 06, 2014 2:53 pm ]
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Hank Scorpio wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
Hatchetman wrote:
I think a Sini mult would be pretty easy to figure out. :lol:

There was a SHARK mult

Think about that


SHARK had a mult or a mult that mocked SHARK?

SHARK had a mult that he tried to pass off as a new guy

Author:  Hatchetman [ Thu Mar 06, 2014 2:54 pm ]
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Jerry speaking the truth. Your grandpa was tougher than you. Deal with it.

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Thu Mar 06, 2014 2:56 pm ]
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rogers park bryan wrote:
Hank Scorpio wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
Hatchetman wrote:
I think a Sini mult would be pretty easy to figure out. :lol:

There was a SHARK mult

Think about that


SHARK had a mult or a mult that mocked SHARK?

SHARK had a mult that he tried to pass off as a new guy

ABeebe18 wrote:
OOgie wrote:
I anticipate a good read, but Mariotti left 3 months ago.

I have my burger ready to be placed on the barbeque.

For the record, Jay Mariotti's now writing columns online at AOL Sports & still getting muted weekdays at 4p on ESPN's "Around the Horn" by Tony "Stat Boy" Reali...

Author:  Beardown [ Thu Mar 06, 2014 3:18 pm ]
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So did Bernstein sell out the Poker room for tonight? Think he said yesterday was the last day to register.

Author:  Hank Scorpio [ Thu Mar 06, 2014 3:20 pm ]
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Wow even KS could figure that mult out...

Author:  Brick [ Thu Mar 06, 2014 3:26 pm ]
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How dare Devin Hester feel sad that his NFL career is over!

Author:  Hatchetman [ Thu Mar 06, 2014 3:39 pm ]
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Paul George is a superstar? I dunno, I guess it depends how you define "superstar."

Now its top 10 players in the league.

Author:  redskingreg [ Thu Mar 06, 2014 3:48 pm ]
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Hatchetman wrote:
Paul George is a superstar? I dunno, I guess it depends how you define "superstar."

Now its top 10 players in the league.


I would cap it at 5.

Author:  Hatchetman [ Thu Mar 06, 2014 3:51 pm ]
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Yeah. They said George was better than MVP Rose. No.

Author:  Harry Seaward [ Thu Mar 06, 2014 3:51 pm ]
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It is very sad hearing Dan beg for people to play poker with him - yesterday was brutal, and he's already starting with the "you should be fine just showing up (they will be), but do me a favor and email me your name so I can be ready when I show up there in a few hours." Does he have any idea that him being a condescending douchebag to callers / listeners might be the reason that people will find OTHER ways to donate money to deserving charities? He's such a miserable prick, that I would say that his charity suffers because of him being the front man......I'm not saying they don't get more money in because of his pulpit, but I'm saying that you could pick many other hosts and personalities that would have sold out that little room (for real) weeks ago.

It's too bad that he'll neither realize nor change his ways....he COULD really make an impact if he'd just stop being such a tool.

Author:  SomeGuy [ Thu Mar 06, 2014 4:13 pm ]
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Harry Seaward wrote:
It is very sad hearing Dan beg for people to play poker with him - yesterday was brutal, and he's already starting with the "you should be fine just showing up (they will be), but do me a favor and email me your name so I can be ready when I show up there in a few hours." Does he have any idea that him being a condescending douchebag to callers / listeners might be the reason that people will find OTHER ways to donate money to deserving charities? He's such a miserable prick, that I would say that his charity suffers because of him being the front man......I'm not saying they don't get more money in because of his pulpit, but I'm saying that you could pick many other hosts and personalities that would have sold out that little room (for real) weeks ago.

It's too bad that he'll neither realize nor change his ways....he COULD really make an impact if he'd just stop being such a tool.



Online registration is closed!

But if you show up they will definitely have a seat for you....

Author:  redskingreg [ Thu Mar 06, 2014 4:14 pm ]
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SomeGuy wrote:
Harry Seaward wrote:
It is very sad hearing Dan beg for people to play poker with him - yesterday was brutal, and he's already starting with the "you should be fine just showing up (they will be), but do me a favor and email me your name so I can be ready when I show up there in a few hours." Does he have any idea that him being a condescending douchebag to callers / listeners might be the reason that people will find OTHER ways to donate money to deserving charities? He's such a miserable prick, that I would say that his charity suffers because of him being the front man......I'm not saying they don't get more money in because of his pulpit, but I'm saying that you could pick many other hosts and personalities that would have sold out that little room (for real) weeks ago.

It's too bad that he'll neither realize nor change his ways....he COULD really make an impact if he'd just stop being such a tool.



Online registration is closed!

But if you show up they will definitely have a seat for you....


Tell them you drove up from Champaign, aka The Hardcore American South.

Author:  Hatchetman [ Thu Mar 06, 2014 4:18 pm ]
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His poor kids. 20-30 years from now people will tell them, "oh yeah, I remember your dad, what an asshole he was!!"

nice legacy. :lol:

Author:  Franky T [ Thu Mar 06, 2014 4:21 pm ]
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Of course...

Quote:
Schmutzie ‏@Schmutzie_ 32m

@dan_bernstein How about @onestepcamp poker game spectators? Can we just show up and pay at the door?

Author:  Curious Hair [ Thu Mar 06, 2014 4:24 pm ]
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I have a problem with the idea of watching people play poker, a stance forged by strip poker games at school musical cast parties.

Author:  Rod [ Thu Mar 06, 2014 4:26 pm ]
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Franky T wrote:
Of course...

Quote:
Schmutzie ‏@Schmutzie_ 32m

@dan_bernstein How about @onestepcamp poker game spectators? Can we just show up and pay at the door?


Why does he care? Isn't he working the blowjob concession?

Author:  jimmypasta [ Thu Mar 06, 2014 4:29 pm ]
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Franky T wrote:
Of course...

Quote:
Schmutzie ‏@Schmutzie_ 32m

@dan_bernstein How about @onestepcamp poker game spectators? Can we just show up and pay at the door?


Why does he care? Isn't he working the blowjob concession?


HEY,YO!

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Author:  8675309 [ Thu Mar 06, 2014 4:31 pm ]
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Harry Seaward wrote:
It is very sad hearing Dan beg for people to play poker with him - yesterday was brutal, and he's already starting with the "you should be fine just showing up (they will be), but do me a favor and email me your name so I can be ready when I show up there in a few hours." Does he have any idea that him being a condescending douchebag to callers / listeners might be the reason that people will find OTHER ways to donate money to deserving charities? He's such a miserable prick, that I would say that his charity suffers because of him being the front man......I'm not saying they don't get more money in because of his pulpit, but I'm saying that you could pick many other hosts and personalities that would have sold out that little room (for real) weeks ago.

It's too bad that he'll neither realize nor change his ways....he COULD really make an impact if he'd just stop being such a tool.


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I'd like to blame Dan for making me root against a charity. Does their board not own a radio?

PS Spiegel really spent too much time in the AZ sun.

Author:  redskingreg [ Thu Mar 06, 2014 4:35 pm ]
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:lol:

Author:  Curious Hair [ Thu Mar 06, 2014 4:38 pm ]
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Guess we know why Dan hates fat people.

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Thu Mar 06, 2014 4:47 pm ]
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Franky T wrote:
Of course...

Quote:
Schmutzie ‏@Schmutzie_ 32m

@dan_bernstein How about @onestepcamp poker game spectators? Can we just show up and pay at the door?

No the charity will turn away your money




I raise you 6 thoughts and 9 prayers, Snookie, ya fuckin loser

Author:  Franky T [ Thu Mar 06, 2014 5:12 pm ]
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rogers park bryan wrote:
Franky T wrote:
Of course...

Quote:
Schmutzie ‏@Schmutzie_ 32m

@dan_bernstein How about @onestepcamp poker game spectators? Can we just show up and pay at the door?

No the charity will turn away your money




I raise you 6 thoughts and 9 prayers, Snookie, ya fuckin loser


...and it gets an on-air mention. OMG IMA GO NOW 'CUZ SCHMUTZIE GONNA BE THERE!!!!

Author:  Tad Queasy [ Thu Mar 06, 2014 5:19 pm ]
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I would not be at all surprised to learn that he was wearing a satin "Starter" type jacket with "Schmutzie" on it.

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