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Kenny Williams fell for the banana in the tailpipe

Yesterday: Calipari and the Shark were ahead of their time, and the new paradigm shift...
Today: I still don't recognize Barry Bonds as the all-time Home Run King. Despite the new paradigm shift.

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

Terry saying Cub fans are impatient. I would think that as an old guy he would understand the frustration of your favorite team purposely being terrible for 3+ years. I don't really think that's being impatient.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Not to mention the whole 105 years without a title thing

The amount of fans that have lived and died without ever seeing them win a title is depressing. I really hope that I'm not rounding the corner at 60 and realizing I will be joining my grandparents and parents as the next generation of fans to be let down by the Cubs.

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Already penciling yourself in for 60? That seems a bit presumptuous.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

What number will be higher; years Hank lives or number of McNuggets he ate in the infamous contest?

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I'm penciling in 60 as the upper limit. Like shitting the bed, talking to the house plants stage

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Yes, we know Geno Auriemma is an assbag. Yet they don't cite any examples to back that up.

It's not that hard to fine one account, guys.

Wait ... I'm supposed to wait until my 60s on that?

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

So glad to know all 6 that didn't vote for Hanks HOF were Southerners!

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/mlb/2014/04/07/what-you-might-not-know-about-hank-aaron/7429063/

Terry reading us the USA today...thanks!

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

Whether this or Danny's Deadspin reading what is the point of this? Summarize we can go to it if we want later Junior.

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Elections have consequences.

Terry didn't mention his on air statements were from USA Today......and who the fuck you callin junior???

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

Be scared of the Nets because they dismantled the Bulls in a regular season game, which means something or nothing? I forgot the current narrative.

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-- source

Well he saw you naked and thus the junior label.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

not

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

At least you're a good sport.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Isn't that one of the drops? Today Junior or something? Not you.

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Elections have consequences.

Yeah I was writing my WYC when he pointed out the Nets had the best record in the east since Jan 1. WHY DOES IT MATTER?

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Elections have consequences.

C'mon greg. Bulls beat the Heat it means nothing. Bulls lose to anyone, indicator of present and future success. Maybe a text or 2 can clear that up.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

What was the narrative about Calipari today? The wang whippers were too young? Not big, black, or studly enough? But he's such a good coach! He's shifting the paradigm in college basketball. Oh I forgot it doesn't matter since the whole UK roster should be in the NBA.

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Back off, Warchild. Seriously.

great show today boys! keep it up. Zach even changed his script a few times.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Bernstein doesn't want your affection. In fact, he would mock you for it. I assume he wasn't loved by his mother.

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Danny saw me naked!

OK Seinfelders, figure out that movie quote.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Caddyshack?

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Elections have consequences.

Close

good dolphin's erotic reimagining CaddyShag

when terry doesn't know anything about a person other than he's won something in sports (pats owner, geno, other countless examples) they are an idiot/dope/penis.

Uh, eh, look, again, yeah, that sounds about right. HUUUUUUH-PEE-NUSSSSS!

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

His book should be fascinating.