I lost it when Shep played the sad music over Bernstein's story
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Wed May 21, 2014 1:16 pm ] |
| Post subject: | 5/21 Rise of the Planet of the ALS |
Or not. Dan's in. Terry's out. Rozner in. Lovely transition banter. Hockey, Football, Baseball, ... these are just three sports that exist in our world. They might also be a topic for a segment or two. I'm waiting for a nice Mexican pal down the way to bring me some steak tacos so I'm more interested in thinking about their deliciousness than I am writing a show thread intro that nobody wants to read. Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol? |
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| Author: | redskingreg [ Wed May 21, 2014 1:19 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5/21 Rise of the Planet of the ALS |
I lost it when Shep played the sad music over Bernstein's story
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| Author: | T-Bone [ Wed May 21, 2014 1:20 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5/21 Rise of the Planet of the ALS |
redskingreg wrote: I lost it when Shep played the sad music over Bernstein's story That was great. |
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| Author: | denisdman [ Wed May 21, 2014 1:25 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5/21 Rise of the Planet of the ALS |
I love that the Cubs are on. Day baseball FTW. |
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| Author: | T-Bone [ Wed May 21, 2014 1:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5/21 Rise of the Planet of the ALS |
Glad to hear they are having Feherty on for an interview. That guy is great. |
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| Author: | Hank Scorpio [ Wed May 21, 2014 1:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5/21 Rise of the Planet of the ALS |
Man, I see in the B&B ALS the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see it squandered. God damn it, an entire generation of SEC football, Red Sox/Yankees – slaves with Bristol collars. ESPN has us chasing Lebron and Tebow, listening to hosts we hate so we can watch shit we don't need to. We're the middle listeners of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no 85 Bears. No Jordan dynasty. Our great war is a spiritual war. Our great depression is our lives. We've all been raised by the booyahs to believe that one day we'd all be cheering for the Patriots, and the NFL draft, and Fantasy Football, but we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off. |
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| Author: | schmitty1121 [ Wed May 21, 2014 2:03 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5/21 Rise of the Planet of the ALS |
Nothing moves the meters more than forced hockey talk. |
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| Author: | redskingreg [ Wed May 21, 2014 2:05 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5/21 Rise of the Planet of the ALS |
Hank Scorpio wrote: Man, I see in the B&B ALS the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see it squandered. God damn it, an entire generation of SEC football, Red Sox/Yankees – slaves with Bristol collars. ESPN has us chasing Lebron and Tebow, listening to hosts we hate so we can watch shit we don't need to. We're the middle listeners of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no 85 Bears. No Jordan dynasty. Our great war is a spiritual war. Our great depression is our lives. We've all been raised by the booyahs to believe that one day we'd all be cheering for the Patriots, and the NFL draft, and Fantasy Football, but we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off. 
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| Author: | donspiracy [ Wed May 21, 2014 2:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5/21 Rise of the Planet of the ALS |
redskingreg wrote: Hank Scorpio wrote: Man, I see in the B&B ALS the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see it squandered. God damn it, an entire generation of SEC football, Red Sox/Yankees – slaves with Bristol collars. ESPN has us chasing Lebron and Tebow, listening to hosts we hate so we can watch shit we don't need to. We're the middle listeners of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no 85 Bears. No Jordan dynasty. Our great war is a spiritual war. Our great depression is our lives. We've all been raised by the booyahs to believe that one day we'd all be cheering for the Patriots, and the NFL draft, and Fantasy Football, but we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off. It's a movie quote. Re-imagined for the sports talk radio fan. |
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| Author: | Hank Scorpio [ Wed May 21, 2014 2:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5/21 Rise of the Planet of the ALS |
donspiracy wrote: redskingreg wrote: Hank Scorpio wrote: Man, I see in the B&B ALS the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see it squandered. God damn it, an entire generation of SEC football, Red Sox/Yankees – slaves with Bristol collars. ESPN has us chasing Lebron and Tebow, listening to hosts we hate so we can watch shit we don't need to. We're the middle listeners of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no 85 Bears. No Jordan dynasty. Our great war is a spiritual war. Our great depression is our lives. We've all been raised by the booyahs to believe that one day we'd all be cheering for the Patriots, and the NFL draft, and Fantasy Football, but we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off. It's a movie quote. Re-imagined for the sports talk radio fan. And not very good either 
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| Author: | redskingreg [ Wed May 21, 2014 2:13 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5/21 Rise of the Planet of the ALS |
Given the author, I will assume it's from the Fast and the Furious series. |
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| Author: | pittmike [ Wed May 21, 2014 2:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5/21 Rise of the Planet of the ALS |
This is too rich. Bernsie trying to tell Rozner about putters and quick twitch muscles. Rozner says you are wrong and we are going to have an argument. For chrissakes Terry should do this. |
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| Author: | Hank Scorpio [ Wed May 21, 2014 2:15 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5/21 Rise of the Planet of the ALS |
redskingreg wrote: Given the author, I will assume it's from the Fast and the Furious series.  I've never seen a single one. That's Fight Club. |
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| Author: | T-Bone [ Wed May 21, 2014 2:21 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5/21 Rise of the Planet of the ALS |
pittmike wrote: This is too rich. Bernsie trying to tell Rozner about putters and quick twitch muscles. Rozner says you are wrong and we are going to have an argument. For chrissakes Terry should do this. Dan is an admitted bad golfer and Rozner is pretty good yet Bernsie can't help himself and tells Barry he is wrong about his golf thoughts. The show has been good thus far though. |
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| Author: | Tad Queasy [ Wed May 21, 2014 2:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5/21 Rise of the Planet of the ALS |
Did Dan just say that his college roommate used Axe body spray? Dan was in college from '87-'91 and I don't think Axe was around then. *EDIT* I guess I wasn't the only one who thought that. Funny how Dan gets all pissy when people question every little thing he says.
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| Author: | redskingreg [ Wed May 21, 2014 2:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5/21 Rise of the Planet of the ALS |
Tad Queasy wrote: Did Dan just say that his college roommate used Axe body spray? Dan was in college from '87-'91 and I don't think Axe was around then. Although Axe's lead product is the fragranced aerosol deodorant body spray, other formats of the brand exist. Within underarm care the following are available: deodorant aerosol body spray, deodorant stick, deodorant roll-on, anti-perspirant aerosol spray (called Axe Dry), and anti-perspirant stick (also called Axe Dry). From its launch, the annual fragrance variant has played a key part in the success of the brand by offering something new each year. The type of fragrance variants have evolved over time. From 1983 until about 1989, the variant names were descriptions of the fragrances and included Musk, Spice, Amber, Marine, and Oriental. |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Wed May 21, 2014 2:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5/21 Rise of the Planet of the ALS |
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Axe_body_spray Axe was launched in France in 1983 by Unilever. It was inspired by another of Unilever's brands, Impulse.[citation needed] Unilever were keen to capitalize on Axe's French success and the rest of Europe from 1985 onwards, later introducing the other products in the range. Unilever were unable to use the name Axe in the United Kingdom, Ireland, Australia and New Zealand due to trademark problems so it was launched as Lynx.[1] The European launch of the deodorant was followed by success in Latin America and moderate impact in Asia and Africa. In the new millennium, the brand has launched with great success in the United States and Canada. To think Dan may have roomed with some pretentious Caller Bob who imported their bad body spray from across the pond in the late 80s is not entirely implausible. |
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| Author: | Smarmystein [ Wed May 21, 2014 2:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5/21 Rise of the Planet of the ALS |
Tad Queasy wrote: Did Dan just say that his college roommate used Axe body spray? Dan was in college from '87-'91 and I don't think Axe was around then. *EDIT* I guess I wasn't the only one who thought that. Funny how Dan gets all pissy when people question every little thing he says. Funny how he DOES THE SAME THING!!
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| Author: | denisdman [ Wed May 21, 2014 2:51 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5/21 Rise of the Planet of the ALS |
This thread deserves this movie line: Now, are these the posts I was really called here to read? Putters and Axe deodorant? Please tell me that you have something more, CSFMB. 
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| Author: | Hank Scorpio [ Wed May 21, 2014 2:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5/21 Rise of the Planet of the ALS |
denisdman wrote: This thread deserves this movie line: Now, are these the posts I was really called here to read? Putters and Axe deodorant? Please tell me that you have something more, CSFMB. Tell me you havent pinned Rozner's hopes to a body spray. |
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| Author: | donspiracy [ Wed May 21, 2014 2:57 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5/21 Rise of the Planet of the ALS |
I want the #truth!!! |
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| Author: | Hank Scorpio [ Wed May 21, 2014 2:59 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5/21 Rise of the Planet of the ALS |
| Nicely played Don |
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| Author: | Tad Queasy [ Wed May 21, 2014 3:04 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5/21 Rise of the Planet of the ALS |
Smarmystein wrote: Tad Queasy wrote: Did Dan just say that his college roommate used Axe body spray? Dan was in college from '87-'91 and I don't think Axe was around then. *EDIT* I guess I wasn't the only one who thought that. Funny how Dan gets all pissy when people question every little thing he says. Funny how he DOES THE SAME THING!! I know. Most of what he complains about is a "WHY DO YOU CARE?" complaint. Most of what all of us complain about regarding entertainment are "WHY DO YOU CARE?" complaints. |
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| Author: | Tad Queasy [ Wed May 21, 2014 3:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5/21 Rise of the Planet of the ALS |
Dan's use of "You're going to die soon." as a retort to people who don't share his opinion about something (really important things, like baseball metrics and Blackhawks fandom) is ugly and unfortunate. |
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| Author: | denisdman [ Wed May 21, 2014 3:08 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5/21 Rise of the Planet of the ALS |
Thanks for more daily affirmation of why I do not listen to this show. Why do I care? Well, I don't. Go Cubs. |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Wed May 21, 2014 3:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5/21 Rise of the Planet of the ALS |
Let the record show I have no idea who caller 'milkbone' is ..... |
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| Author: | Tad Queasy [ Wed May 21, 2014 3:21 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5/21 Rise of the Planet of the ALS |
Listening to Dan talk about how he has to have a hot fudge sundae and other foods prepared, he really is Meg Ryan from When Harry Met Sally. |
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| Author: | redskingreg [ Wed May 21, 2014 3:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5/21 Rise of the Planet of the ALS |
Tad Queasy wrote: Listening to Dan talk about how he has to have a hot fudge sundae and other foods prepared, he really is Meg Ryan from When Harry Met Sally. Man, he sure sounded like a pain in the ass as a kid. At least his life has been consistent. Danny Bernstein, from Deerfield, Illinois. And I want hot fudge on the side, and No. Damn. Corn. In. My. Apple. Pie. |
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| Author: | Tad Queasy [ Wed May 21, 2014 3:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5/21 Rise of the Planet of the ALS |
I would not be surprised if, unbeknownst to Li'l Danny, his babysitters and possibly his parents put much worse than corn in his apple cobbler. |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Wed May 21, 2014 3:56 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5/21 Rise of the Planet of the ALS |
Tad Queasy wrote: I would not be surprised if, unbeknownst to Li'l Danny, his babysitters and possibly his parents put much worse than corn in his apple cobbler. Bedtimes. Don't. Matter. And all the people who think they do are dying off anyway. |
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