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Author:  Beardown [ Thu Jul 10, 2014 12:10 pm ]
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Dan Bernstein @dan_bernstein · 1m
Sources close to me have said that Lebron James has instructed his web designers to draw an image of Lebron Wang Whipping Pat Riley and Dwayne Wade which will be the background for a written statement saying Lebron is returning to Cleveland. Lebron's wang will be in Cavs colors. THERE IS NO PLAN B for a web design.
Author:  spmack [ Thu Jul 10, 2014 12:13 pm ]
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Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Thu Jul 10, 2014 12:16 pm ]
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^Sheesh
Author:  badrogue17 [ Thu Jul 10, 2014 12:18 pm ]
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I know that watch costs more than I earn in a year but its pretty fucking ugly.
Author:  Beardown [ Thu Jul 10, 2014 12:19 pm ]
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Matt Abbatacola @Mattabbatacola · 1m
Hey everybody. I just heard that Lebron James sprained his ankle, will need surgery and will miss the entire 2014/2015 season. Fuck all of you that don't believe me!!!!! Woooooooooo hoooooooooooo!!!!

Bernstein: Oy. :roll:
Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Thu Jul 10, 2014 12:20 pm ]
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:|
Author:  City of Fools [ Thu Jul 10, 2014 12:21 pm ]
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to sum up:

Dan says he's going back to Miami.

Terry says Cleveland.

I say, go Terry.
Author:  spmack [ Thu Jul 10, 2014 12:23 pm ]
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Twitter is pretty brutal right now, with the LeBron/Melo watch and everyone either tweeting #TargetSale or #VoteRizzo. Make it stop, please.
Author:  Hatchetman [ Thu Jul 10, 2014 12:24 pm ]
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Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Thu Jul 10, 2014 12:27 pm ]
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Author:  Seacrest [ Thu Jul 10, 2014 12:29 pm ]
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Krazy Ivan wrote:
^Sheesh


I"m not on Twitter.

Is that a real tweet?
Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Thu Jul 10, 2014 12:29 pm ]
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Seacrest wrote:
Krazy Ivan wrote:
^Sheesh


I"m not on Twitter.

Is that a real tweet?



Not even close...
Author:  Dave In Champaign [ Thu Jul 10, 2014 12:49 pm ]
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#ThinkingFan'sShow
Author:  pittmike [ Thu Jul 10, 2014 1:01 pm ]
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Hatchetman wrote:
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Did this to mine last night. Twitter is stupid.
Author:  Hatchetman [ Thu Jul 10, 2014 1:09 pm ]
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Dan is right again. Polish women have an expiration date. Around age 40 or three kids, whichever comes first.
Author:  Curious Hair [ Thu Jul 10, 2014 1:15 pm ]
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That may be so, but no one turns into a pumpkin like Hispanic women. I don't think they even make it to 40.
Author:  Hatchetman [ Thu Jul 10, 2014 1:16 pm ]
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Curious Hair wrote:
That may be so, but no one turns into a pumpkin like Hispanic women. I don't think they even make it to 40.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

no comment!
Author:  Curious Hair [ Thu Jul 10, 2014 1:18 pm ]
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So yeah, I see why everyone was groaning about Peggy Kusinski. And that was just a transition. And she barely talked.

And is John Feinstein doing his CBS Sports Minute from Mars?
Author:  DannyB [ Thu Jul 10, 2014 1:19 pm ]
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Jesus Christ, all women have an expiration date around age 40 or three kids, whichever comes first. Skeletal Jewish women reach it around 28-32.
Author:  Curious Hair [ Thu Jul 10, 2014 1:21 pm ]
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DannyB wrote:
Jesus Christ, all women have an expiration date around age 40 or three kids

God damn you half-Japanese girls, do it to me every time
Author:  Hatchetman [ Thu Jul 10, 2014 1:22 pm ]
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DannyB wrote:
Skeletal Jewish women reach it around 28-32.


ooo do not agree. Rich Jewish women usually know how to take care of themselves pretty well.
Author:  Curious Hair [ Thu Jul 10, 2014 1:22 pm ]
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And it's rare that they're skeletal in the first place. sigh
Author:  spmack [ Thu Jul 10, 2014 1:23 pm ]
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Curious Hair wrote:
That may be so, but no one turns into a pumpkin like Hispanic women. I don't think they even make it to 40.

Bullshit. Come on Curious Hair.....maybe Mexican? Because Puerto Rican woman still get it done well past 40's...Rosie Perez is still very doable and she's approaching 50.


Hell, if I met Sylvia Perez from Channel 7 on a late night, she better be careful :D
Author:  Hatchetman [ Thu Jul 10, 2014 1:25 pm ]
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It may be mostly a Mexican thing. Their adopted diet here is really terrible. Huge amounts of sugary drinks. I don't think the mercados even sell vegetables other than limes, avocados, and chilis.
Author:  Curious Hair [ Thu Jul 10, 2014 1:27 pm ]
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Yeah, I think Mexican is more accurate.
Author:  DannyB [ Thu Jul 10, 2014 1:32 pm ]
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Oy. We are running in different circles. Natalie Portman has poisoned your mind. This is Helen Thomas at age 30.


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Author:  Curious Hair [ Thu Jul 10, 2014 1:33 pm ]
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Helen Thomas is an Arab. Totes diff!
Author:  Curious Hair [ Thu Jul 10, 2014 1:44 pm ]
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Wherein Dan Bernstein's accountant calls the show to say "you did a good job being right. More people should tell you how right you are."
Author:  DannyB [ Thu Jul 10, 2014 1:58 pm ]
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Curious Hair wrote:
Helen Thomas is an Arab. Totes diff!


Laurie Dann (nee Wasserman)? Legendary High School sweetheart.

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Author:  spmack [ Thu Jul 10, 2014 2:00 pm ]
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Curious Hair wrote:
Wherein Dan Bernstein's accountant calls the show to say "you did a good job being right. More people should tell you how right you are."

:lol: Well had it been Schmutzie, or Maddux Box, or any other member of the ALS, that would have been too obvious.
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