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7/14: The Cavs get better, the Bulls get whiter
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Author:  CharlieFurbush [ Mon Jul 14, 2014 11:25 am ]
Post subject:  7/14: The Cavs get better, the Bulls get whiter

In the last month the Bulls have added Doug McDermott, Pau Gasol, Kirk Hinrich, and now Nikola Miratic. They're like the Butler U of the NBA.

On the bright side, because they are really, REALLY white, it means they will have a high basketball IQ and the players will try hard and also stay out of trouble and not do the drugs like so many of the "thug" teams do.

I'm not sure it gets you closer to winning a championship, but I'm sure Dan and Terry will tell us that GarPax is doing an outstanding job.

With the unbelievable offseason the Cavs are having, I think the Bulls championship window is just about closed.

Author:  denisdman [ Mon Jul 14, 2014 11:46 am ]
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The cap and limited amount of free agents make it tough to improve your team. You basically have to woo one of the few free agents that can make a difference. I think the Bulls did as best as could be expected under the circumstances.

They traded up in the draft to get a quality player.
They have their European "star" coming over.
They added Pau.

Most believe Anthony was never coming, and it was all a show to get a near max deal from Knicks. Now just hope Rose is healthy.

Author:  Rod [ Mon Jul 14, 2014 11:49 am ]
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Many will be shocked when Doug McDermott whips his big white wang in the face of opposing players and rests his pale balls upon their chins while dropping the ball in the basket.

Author:  Hatchetman [ Mon Jul 14, 2014 11:51 am ]
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while sporting a dwayne schintius mullet.

Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Mon Jul 14, 2014 11:54 am ]
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Pale Balls is a great band name...

Author:  leashyourkids [ Mon Jul 14, 2014 11:54 am ]
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denisdman wrote:
The cap and limited amount of free agents make it tough to improve your team. You basically have to woo one of the few free agents that can make a difference. I think the Bulls did as best as could be expected under the circumstances.

They traded up in the draft to get a quality player.
They have their European "star" coming over.
They added Pau.

Most believe Anthony was never coming, and it was all a show to get a near max deal from Knicks. Now just hope Rose is healthy.


I agree they did what they could; I just find it dopy that B & B act as though they're exempt from criticism no matter what... "they're not GOING to make any mistakes!"

Another perimeter creator would be great (not just a shooter but a creator). I just don't know if there are any available at this point. Augustin would have been a good addition.

Author:  Rod [ Mon Jul 14, 2014 11:56 am ]
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leashyourkids wrote:

Another perimeter creator would be great (not just a shooter but a creator).



Nas has slowly been trying to explain to you that McDermott is not just a shooter. He is a creator. He can score in countless ways. He is way better with the ball than people are making out. This guy is not Steve Kerr.

Author:  conns7901 [ Mon Jul 14, 2014 11:58 am ]
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This is a challenge. for Dan. He loves Gar/Pax, but hates white basketball. How will he continue to spin this as the team has gotten even whiter since draft day.

Author:  Curious Hair [ Mon Jul 14, 2014 11:59 am ]
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He used to not like GarPax. At all. He thought the whole co-GM arrangement was frustrating and stupid. That's why he came up with "GarPax"!

Author:  leashyourkids [ Mon Jul 14, 2014 11:59 am ]
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:

Another perimeter creator would be great (not just a shooter but a creator).



Nas has slowly been trying to explain to you that McDermott is not just a shooter. He is a creator. He can score in countless ways. He is way better with the ball than people are making out. This guy is not Steve Kerr.


I have watched Mcdermott many times. I'm not arguing that he can't get his own shot. But he's not a guy I'm going to tell to break down a defense and get others involved. He's not a penetrator. That's what they need. And Mcdermott is a rookie... a well-prepared rookie, but a rookie nonetheless. He will still have a learning curve.

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Mon Jul 14, 2014 12:00 pm ]
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:

Another perimeter creator would be great (not just a shooter but a creator).



Nas has slowly been trying to explain to you that McDermott is not just a shooter. He is a creator. He can score in countless ways. He is way better with the ball than people are making out. This guy is not Steve Kerr.

Its hard to erase stereotypes.


Some day there will be a white running back and he'll be the fastest RB in the NFL

Author:  leashyourkids [ Mon Jul 14, 2014 12:01 pm ]
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rogers park bryan wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:

Another perimeter creator would be great (not just a shooter but a creator).



Nas has slowly been trying to explain to you that McDermott is not just a shooter. He is a creator. He can score in countless ways. He is way better with the ball than people are making out. This guy is not Steve Kerr.

Its hard to erase stereotypes.


Some day there will be a white running back and he'll be the fastest RB in the NFL


No. That will never happen.

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Mon Jul 14, 2014 12:03 pm ]
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leashyourkids wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:

Another perimeter creator would be great (not just a shooter but a creator).



Nas has slowly been trying to explain to you that McDermott is not just a shooter. He is a creator. He can score in countless ways. He is way better with the ball than people are making out. This guy is not Steve Kerr.

Its hard to erase stereotypes.


Some day there will be a white running back and he'll be the fastest RB in the NFL


No. That will never happen.

Think Drago

Author:  leashyourkids [ Mon Jul 14, 2014 12:04 pm ]
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Drago would have been a terrible runningback.

Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Mon Jul 14, 2014 12:04 pm ]
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rogers park bryan wrote:
Some day there will be a white running back and he'll be the fastest RB in the NFL



He will be a Mulatto named "Dustin".

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Mon Jul 14, 2014 12:08 pm ]
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leashyourkids wrote:
Drago would have been a terrible runningback.

You're crazy.

But I dont mean exactly like Drago. I mean a trained from birth super athlete

Author:  leashyourkids [ Mon Jul 14, 2014 12:13 pm ]
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rogers park bryan wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
Drago would have been a terrible runningback.

You're crazy.

But I dont mean exactly like Drago. I mean a trained from birth super athlete


Whatever you say, comrade.

Author:  conns7901 [ Mon Jul 14, 2014 12:13 pm ]
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rogers park bryan wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
Drago would have been a terrible runningback.

You're crazy.

But I dont mean exactly like Drago. I mean a trained from birth super athlete


Those guys are moved to LB in college. It is very hard to get a white RB or CB recruited.

Author:  KDdidit [ Mon Jul 14, 2014 12:19 pm ]
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Sorry, that white RB will be playing striker for Tottenham Hotspur.

Author:  FavreFan [ Mon Jul 14, 2014 12:19 pm ]
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rogers park bryan wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
Drago would have been a terrible runningback.

You're crazy.

But I dont mean exactly like Drago. I mean a trained from birth super athlete

:lol:

Even then he wouldn't play RB. There's not enough money or longevity in it. He'd be a QB, WR, or DE.

Author:  Curious Hair [ Mon Jul 14, 2014 1:16 pm ]
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The "pernicious myth" of Jerry Reinsdorf has become "blatant misinformation." WHY WON'T THEY TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT JERRY? YOU'VE GOT THE PAPER RIGHT THERE, DAMMIT!

Author:  good dolphin [ Mon Jul 14, 2014 1:25 pm ]
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Top end speed is overrated for a RB.

I understand why but I don't think anyone is factoring in a Butleresque increase in Snell's game this year.

Author:  Hatchetman [ Mon Jul 14, 2014 1:26 pm ]
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JERRY REINSDORF IS NOT CHEAP! is the subject du jour I guess. "he's had $80MM in dead salaries in his time as owner"...covering 30 years. LOL.

Author:  Douchebag [ Mon Jul 14, 2014 1:27 pm ]
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Hatchetman wrote:
JERRY REINSDORF IS NOT CHEAP! is the subject du jour I guess. "he's had $80MM in dead salaries in his time as owner"...covering 30 years.

Was Bison Dele really making $80 million?

Author:  leashyourkids [ Mon Jul 14, 2014 1:28 pm ]
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Yay! More defending of Billionaires! They don't have a voice!

Author:  badrogue17 [ Mon Jul 14, 2014 1:29 pm ]
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Douchebag wrote:
Hatchetman wrote:
JERRY REINSDORF IS NOT CHEAP! is the subject du jour I guess. "he's had $80MM in dead salaries in his time as owner"...covering 30 years.

Was Bison Dele really making $80 million?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Author:  Curious Hair [ Mon Jul 14, 2014 1:33 pm ]
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Oh, here's another entry for the "Mitch Rosen is a clueless PD" file, Adam Harris is doing scoreboards at 1:30 on a weekday. You could extend this to "Adam Harris is speaking into a microphone in Chicago."

Author:  denisdman [ Mon Jul 14, 2014 1:35 pm ]
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Curious Hair wrote:
Oh, here's another entry for the "Mitch Rosen is a clueless PD" file, Adam Harris is doing scoreboards at 1:30 on a weekday. You could extend this to "Adam Harris is speaking into a microphone in Chicago."



I am waiting for the Youtube Channel, "Adam Harris whispers sweet nothings in CH's ear."

Author:  Curious Hair [ Mon Jul 14, 2014 1:38 pm ]
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Don't bet on it. I don't think his voice rises or falls from his usual nasal creak.

Author:  City of Fools [ Mon Jul 14, 2014 1:38 pm ]
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so the Bulls will be good...

But Dan says they will not be very watchable.

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