Athletes are better people than you and me, it okay.

Also, there was something creepy about that open at the top of the hour with Dan yelling "you'd better thank social media every time you pay your mortgage!" at Erin Andrews. Like, what an odd mental picture to have to paint.

And lawyers.

Also, there was something creepy about that open at the top of the hour with Dan yelling "you'd better thank social media every time you pay your mortgage!" at Erin Andrews. Like, what an odd mental picture to have to paint.

And lawyers.

I like that Dan is no longer obsessed with social media merely as a literal thing (e.g. the utility of Twitter to track major sports stories) but also as an abstract idea. He sounds like a manager who considers watching TED Talks to be professional development. "Guys, we have to optimize our process through an infusion of innovative synergy to streamline end-user interfacing!"

Also, there was something creepy about that open at the top of the hour with Dan yelling "you'd better thank social media every time you pay your mortgage!" at Erin Andrews. Like, what an odd mental picture to have to paint.

I like that Dan is no longer obsessed with social media merely as a literal thing (e.g. the utility of Twitter to track major sports stories) but also as an abstract idea. He sounds like a manager who considers watching TED Talks to be professional development. "Guys, we have to optimize our process through an infusion of innovative synergy to streamline end-user interfacing!"

I read that he said something like this yesterday. Would Erin Andrews not be eye candy for football fans without social media? Because Jayne Kennedy and Phyllis George strongly disagree

Also, there was something creepy about that open at the top of the hour with Dan yelling "you'd better thank social media every time you pay your mortgage!" at Erin Andrews. Like, what an odd mental picture to have to paint.

So I'm to presume he thanks the barren sports talk landscape in Chicago when he sends his money to Citibank (or whomever)?

I read that he said something like this yesterday. Would Erin Andrews not be eye candy for football fans without social media? Because Jayne Kennedy and Phyllis George strongly disagree

You're old ... and right ... but old ...

Elena Delle Donne is one of the few WNBA players that doesn't look like a wildebeest apparently, per Dan Bernstein.

Elena Delle Donne is one of the few WNBA players that doesn't look like a wildebeest apparently, per Dan Bernstein.

Elena Delle Donne is one of the few WNBA players that doesn't look like a wildebeest apparently, per Dan Bernstein.

Why didn't he just call them nappy-headed hos and get it over with?

Also, there was something creepy about that open at the top of the hour with Dan yelling "you'd better thank social media every time you pay your mortgage!" at Erin Andrews. Like, what an odd mental picture to have to paint.