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Author:  Dignified Rube [ Mon Aug 25, 2014 5:05 pm ]
Post subject:  Bernstein Quote of the Year
Penguin just said what may be the quote of the year in "I don't have worries about the Trestman coached offense." Yet moments later, he expressed concerns about the wide receivers dropping balls. This is typical Benstein doublespeak, where he constantly says two contradictory things while maintaining they are both true. What game was he watching? The offense was hardly better than the defense against Seattle. Cutler had his usual bad mechanics, resulting in wobbly balls, and of course, he threw one of his famous red zone interceptions, and then laughed it off afterward. Marshall showed his usual dropitis, letting a pass bounce off his hands while he was open and unchallenged over the middle. I guess he is thinking about his career after football, his tv commentator gig, which will have him fly out on his day off and return jet lagged mid week. And instead of making the decision himself as a head coach should, Trestman left it to Marshall to decide what's best for the organization. Good one there. Can you imagine Ditka letting him do that? And where was the running game? The Bears were guilty again of underutilizing their best offensive player in Forte by giving him just three carries, yet Trestman constantly preaches about how they want to better use Forte. No, the Trestman offense isn't confidence inspiring when it's so one dimensional and has a guy at the helm who's won just one playoff game in five years. Before being annointed MVP of the league, maybe Cutler should start by beating the Packers first.

Come the quote of the year show, I'm voting for you Penguin.
Author:  Dallas Winston [ Mon Aug 25, 2014 5:09 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Bernstein Quote of the Year
Dignified Rube wrote:
Can you imagine Ditka letting him do that?


Hell no! That attention whore would take the gig first.
Author:  leashyourkids [ Mon Aug 25, 2014 5:26 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Bernstein Quote of the Year
Someguy wrote:
I need a cigarette.
Author:  SomeGuy [ Mon Aug 25, 2014 5:32 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Bernstein Quote of the Year
leashyourkids wrote:
Someguy wrote:
I need a cigarette.


He's pitch perfect.

He's got BernSTINE all figured out.

The resident liberal fascist's don't know what to do. There is nowhere to run
Author:  Douchebag [ Mon Aug 25, 2014 5:35 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Bernstein Quote of the Year
leashyourkids wrote:
Someguy wrote:
I need a cigarette.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Author:  Dave In Champaign [ Mon Aug 25, 2014 5:51 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Bernstein Quote of the Year
SomeGuy wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
Someguy wrote:
I need a cigarette.


He's pitch perfect.

He's got BernSTINE all figured out.

The resident liberal fascist's don't know what to do. There is nowhere to run


Yeah, all the lefties on the board absolutely love Bernstein.
Author:  SomeGuy [ Mon Aug 25, 2014 6:08 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Bernstein Quote of the Year
Dave In Champaign wrote:
SomeGuy wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
Someguy wrote:
I need a cigarette.


He's pitch perfect.

He's got BernSTINE all figured out.

The resident liberal fascist's don't know what to do. There is nowhere to run


Yeah, all the lefties on the board absolutely love Bernstein.


Exhibit A: Dave in Champaign.
Author:  Godfella [ Mon Aug 25, 2014 6:48 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Bernstein Quote of the Year
Serious question - Why is Bernstein "Penguin" now? I can't wait to hear this... :lol:
Author:  Darkside [ Mon Aug 25, 2014 6:51 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Bernstein Quote of the Year
Godfella wrote:
Serious question - Why is Bernstein "Penguin" now? I can't wait to hear this... :lol:

I think it's due to his squat hunchbacked appearance, particularly in a tux, when he appears to have a similar appearance to a penguin.
Author:  Curious Hair [ Mon Aug 25, 2014 6:54 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Bernstein Quote of the Year
Godfella wrote:
Serious question - Why is Bernstein "Penguin" now? I can't wait to hear this... :lol:

March 3, 2010
Author:  Godfella [ Mon Aug 25, 2014 6:54 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Bernstein Quote of the Year
Darkside wrote:
Godfella wrote:
Serious question - Why is Bernstein "Penguin" now? I can't wait to hear this... :lol:

I think it's due to his squat hunchbacked appearance, particularly in a tux, when he appears to have a similar appearance to a penguin.

:lol: Love it, thanks! :lol:
Author:  denisdman [ Mon Aug 25, 2014 6:56 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Bernstein Quote of the Year
The penguin thing is funny. I am curious as to who all these new posters are with such strong opinions?
Author:  leashyourkids [ Mon Aug 25, 2014 7:01 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Bernstein Quote of the Year
Godfella wrote:
Serious question - Why is Bernstein "Penguin" now? I can't wait to hear this... :lol:


He regurgitates chewed herring directly into the mouths of his young.
Author:  Telegram Sam [ Mon Aug 25, 2014 7:01 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Bernstein Quote of the Year
Darkside wrote:
Godfella wrote:
Serious question - Why is Bernstein "Penguin" now? I can't wait to hear this... :lol:

I think it's due to his squat hunchbacked appearance, particularly in a tux, when he appears to have a similar appearance to a penguin.

Also, I think he has mentioned in passing that he has a gland located above his right eye that filters salt from his bloodstream.
Author:  leashyourkids [ Mon Aug 25, 2014 7:02 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Bernstein Quote of the Year
Great minds, Sam...
Author:  Peoria Matt [ Mon Aug 25, 2014 7:10 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Bernstein Quote of the Year
leashyourkids wrote:
He regurgitates chewed herring directly into the mouths of his young.


Telegram Sam wrote:
Also, I think he has mentioned in passing that he has a gland located above his right eye that filters salt from his bloodstream.


That's why this is the smart message board.
Author:  Telegram Sam [ Mon Aug 25, 2014 7:17 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Bernstein Quote of the Year
leashyourkids wrote:
Great minds, Sam...

Image
Author:  W_Z [ Tue Aug 26, 2014 7:01 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Bernstein Quote of the Year
Dignified Rube wrote:
Penguin just said what may be the quote of the year in "I don't have worries about the Trestman coached offense." Yet moments later, he expressed concerns about the wide receivers dropping balls. This is typical Benstein doublespeak, where he constantly says two contradictory things while maintaining they are both true. What game was he watching? The offense was hardly better than the defense against Seattle. Cutler had his usual bad mechanics, resulting in wobbly balls, and of course, he threw one of his famous red zone interceptions, and then laughed it off afterward. Marshall showed his usual dropitis, letting a pass bounce off his hands while he was open and unchallenged over the middle. I guess he is thinking about his career after football, his tv commentator gig, which will have him fly out on his day off and return jet lagged mid week. And instead of making the decision himself as a head coach should, Trestman left it to Marshall to decide what's best for the organization. Good one there. Can you imagine Ditka letting him do that? And where was the running game? The Bears were guilty again of underutilizing their best offensive player in Forte by giving him just three carries, yet Trestman constantly preaches about how they want to better use Forte. No, the Trestman offense isn't confidence inspiring when it's so one dimensional and has a guy at the helm who's won just one playoff game in five years. Before being annointed MVP of the league, maybe Cutler should start by beating the Packers first.

Come the quote of the year show, I'm voting for you Penguin.


i'm sure dignified rube knows a lot about dropping balls. more than he lets on.
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