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Author:  Smarmystein [ Thu Sep 11, 2014 1:57 pm ]
Post subject:  9/11 Bernstein to replace Goodell

How bad would he fuck up the shield? I could only guess how much he would love that because after all...he would be working within his element of people that employ the athletes. The rules he would come up with!?!?!?

Author:  billypootons [ Thu Sep 11, 2014 2:08 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 9/11 Bernstein to replace Goodell

he'd implement a shitload of CYA players cant sue us later policies his first day

Author:  Tad Queasy [ Thu Sep 11, 2014 2:30 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 9/11 Bernstein to replace Goodell

Smarmystein wrote:
How bad would he fuck up the shield? I could only guess how much he would love that because after all...he would be working within his element of people that employ the athletes. The rules he would come up with!?!?!?


The only positive is that the pink bullshit would stop before the league collapsed.

Author:  bigfan [ Thu Sep 11, 2014 2:32 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 9/11 Bernstein to replace Goodell

Smarmystein wrote:
How bad would he fuck up the shield? I could only guess how much he would love that because after all...he would be working within his element of people that employ the athletes. The rules he would come up with!?!?!?

would never take the job

Author:  MajorKong [ Thu Sep 11, 2014 2:44 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 9/11 Bernstein to replace Goodell

Mandatory showering with Michael Sam.

Author:  Kirkwood [ Thu Sep 11, 2014 2:45 pm ]
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bigfan wrote:
Smarmystein wrote:
How bad would he fuck up the shield? I could only guess how much he would love that because after all...he would be working within his element of people that employ the athletes. The rules he would come up with!?!?!?

would never take the job

Bullshit. $44M, ability to bear hug muscular black athletes on draft day and frequent meetings with old rich white men.

Dream job.

Author:  Don Tiny [ Thu Sep 11, 2014 2:54 pm ]
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MajorKong wrote:
Mandatory showering with Michael Sam.


Just him, or everybody?

Author:  No Clever Moniker [ Thu Sep 11, 2014 2:57 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 9/11 Bernstein to replace Goodell

He'd be fucked from jump street. He's queer, but not in a queer, gay way.

Author:  MajorKong [ Thu Sep 11, 2014 3:04 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 9/11 Bernstein to replace Goodell

Don Tiny wrote:
MajorKong wrote:
Mandatory showering with Michael Sam.


Just him, or everybody?


If it were everybody it would have to be collectively bargained by really smart people, no?

Author:  leashyourkids [ Thu Sep 11, 2014 3:10 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 9/11 Bernstein to replace Goodell

billypootons wrote:
he'd implement a shitload of CYA players cant sue us later policies his first day


what?

Author:  Don Tiny [ Thu Sep 11, 2014 3:15 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 9/11 Bernstein to replace Goodell

leashyourkids wrote:
billypootons wrote:
he'd implement a shitload of CYA players cant sue us later policies his first day


what?


Considering that would probably be high on any commissioner's list, I found it to be a reasonable expectation.

Author:  leashyourkids [ Thu Sep 11, 2014 3:17 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 9/11 Bernstein to replace Goodell

Don Tiny wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
billypootons wrote:
he'd implement a shitload of CYA players cant sue us later policies his first day


what?


Considering that would probably be high on any commissioner's list, I found it to be a reasonable expectation.


:lol: Are you messing with me? I have no idea what he wrote.

Author:  redskingreg [ Thu Sep 11, 2014 4:22 pm ]
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Why does Murph say "Enough with the Gillette. Lose it," to Baldy? Is he telling him to stop shaving his head?

Author:  Douchebag [ Thu Sep 11, 2014 4:22 pm ]
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DaMaNa!! :lol: :lol:

Author:  550Spyder [ Thu Sep 11, 2014 4:32 pm ]
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The medical profession will be enraged. 32 team doctors won't be employed. Bernstein is the best medical doctor in the history of Earth so he'd diagnose and prescribe treatment for every player injured on every team. No need for him to examine the players.

Author:  Hatchetman [ Thu Sep 11, 2014 4:38 pm ]
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redskingreg wrote:
Why does Murph say "Enough with the Gillette. Lose it," to Baldy? Is he telling him to stop shaving his head?


that is the most logical interpretation. what else could he be saying. maybe baldy was shaving right there in the studio.

Author:  Don Tiny [ Thu Sep 11, 2014 4:46 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 9/11 Bernstein to replace Goodell

leashyourkids wrote:
Don Tiny wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
billypootons wrote:
he'd implement a shitload of CYA players cant sue us later policies his first day


what?


Considering that would probably be high on any commissioner's list, I found it to be a reasonable expectation.


:lol: Are you messing with me? I have no idea what he wrote.


Oh ... I did consider that but thought I was being inadvertently dickish by thinking you didn't get it. The one fuckin' time I try to be nice ... :lol:

He's saying Dan would immediately set up as many "Cover Your Ass" (CYA) provisions, statutes, etc. to keep players from suing the league down the road over, ideally (to him/ownership) anything.

Author:  redskingreg [ Thu Sep 11, 2014 4:49 pm ]
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This show should be renamed Boers, Bernstein, and #Optics.

Author:  Douchebag [ Thu Sep 11, 2014 4:50 pm ]
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That guy was something..

Author:  Douchebag [ Thu Sep 11, 2014 5:07 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 9/11 Bernstein to replace Goodell

Why are you mad? Nothing is ever going to change.

Moron.

Author:  pittmike [ Thu Sep 11, 2014 5:42 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 9/11 Bernstein to replace Goodell

It still makes no sense to me why this interests them so much that they spend so much time on it. "They had the tape in April". So what? They either did and they shit canned it or someone shielded the top brass from it? We will find out later. Spend an afternoon talking very seriously. Dork ass.

Author:  sinicalypse [ Thu Sep 11, 2014 5:44 pm ]
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remember when goodell was levying harsh punishments to people who broke the rules and dan and terry were cheering him on and talking about how great he was?

well go figure we get some CTE/concussiongate stuff and now this recent ray rice brand CLARION CALL FOR JUSTICE!!!!! and they're actively rooting for his demise. it's kind of amazing to see how quickly the mighty have fallen (~3-4 years?)

it's just like the way they pimped the I HEART RADIO player for all of your online needs, but now all of a sudden dan's tunein "THIS IS REAL RADIO" commercial is playing 25-50 times a day and well i guess the 10 seconds of glory on the radio roadshow app (??) is old bad and gay.

Author:  Douchebag [ Thu Sep 11, 2014 5:45 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 9/11 Bernstein to replace Goodell

pittmike wrote:
It still makes no sense to me why this interests them so much that they spend so much time on it. "They had the tape in April". So what? They either did and they shit canned it or someone shielded the top brass from it? We will find out later. Spend an afternoon talking very seriously. Dork ass.

You don't think this isn't a big news story that the leader of the most successful sports organization in this country has attempted to cover up evidence from a scandal that has been in the biggest story in the sport for the past month?

Author:  sinicalypse [ Thu Sep 11, 2014 5:56 pm ]
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boy dan ends today's show with saying about some SJW/ish guy's twitter feed "there's seemingly a never-ending array of outrage.... and it might be tiring at times, it might be hard to keep the fire burning.... but one thing it is never is phony"

and then some half-hearted apologies about their show being today's social justice crusade of the day before dan ends the broadcast by reminding us "if you don't like it don't listen"

so has he mentioned anything about the penn state penalty reduction, or is he too busy pointing out every little thing in his quest to end roger goodell?

Author:  pittmike [ Thu Sep 11, 2014 6:21 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 9/11 Bernstein to replace Goodell

Douchebag wrote:
pittmike wrote:
It still makes no sense to me why this interests them so much that they spend so much time on it. "They had the tape in April". So what? They either did and they shit canned it or someone shielded the top brass from it? We will find out later. Spend an afternoon talking very seriously. Dork ass.

You don't think this isn't a big news story that the leader of the most successful sports organization in this country has attempted to cover up evidence from a scandal that has been in the biggest story in the sport for the past month?



Well I am not convinced it is watergate. And I think a daily dose of web reading or and ESPN half hour would get me up to date on the latest. So no from a local sports talk standpoint keep it.

Author:  Douchebag [ Thu Sep 11, 2014 6:35 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 9/11 Bernstein to replace Goodell

pittmike wrote:
Douchebag wrote:
pittmike wrote:
It still makes no sense to me why this interests them so much that they spend so much time on it. "They had the tape in April". So what? They either did and they shit canned it or someone shielded the top brass from it? We will find out later. Spend an afternoon talking very seriously. Dork ass.

You don't think this isn't a big news story that the leader of the most successful sports organization in this country has attempted to cover up evidence from a scandal that has been in the biggest story in the sport for the past month?



Well I am not convinced it is watergate. And I think a daily dose of web reading or and ESPN half hour would get me up to date on the latest. So no from a local sports talk standpoint keep it.

BENGHAZI!!!!

Author:  leashyourkids [ Thu Sep 11, 2014 6:39 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 9/11 Bernstein to replace Goodell

Douchebag wrote:
pittmike wrote:
Douchebag wrote:
pittmike wrote:
It still makes no sense to me why this interests them so much that they spend so much time on it. "They had the tape in April". So what? They either did and they shit canned it or someone shielded the top brass from it? We will find out later. Spend an afternoon talking very seriously. Dork ass.

You don't think this isn't a big news story that the leader of the most successful sports organization in this country has attempted to cover up evidence from a scandal that has been in the biggest story in the sport for the past month?



Well I am not convinced it is watergate. And I think a daily dose of web reading or and ESPN half hour would get me up to date on the latest. So no from a local sports talk standpoint keep it.

BENGHAZI!!!!



:lol:

Author:  Smarmystein [ Thu Sep 11, 2014 8:40 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 9/11 Bernstein to replace Goodell

Phenomenal how when discussing the Pistorius case Dan disclosed
"I don't know South African Law"....you KNOW what he meant...because DAN THINKS HE KNOWS LAW!! :roll:

Author:  Darkside [ Thu Sep 11, 2014 9:01 pm ]
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Smarmystein wrote:
Phenomenal how when discussing the Pistorius case Dan disclosed
"I don't know South African Law"....you KNOW what he meant...because DAN THINKS HE KNOWS LAW!! :roll:

Hey you watch an episode of Matlock and you're ready to practice yourself.

Author:  Beardown [ Thu Sep 11, 2014 9:47 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 9/11 Bernstein to replace Goodell

When you think about it, Roger Goodell has 400 million on the line here. At least. He makes 40 million a year. He figures to have this job for at least 10 more years.

So, this "Cover Up" is high stakes poker for him. He'll do anything to keep that 400 million. He'll bus toss anybody beneath him to keep that money.

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