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9/18: Thank God It's Thursday (for real this time)
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Author:  Don Tiny [ Thu Sep 18, 2014 1:17 pm ]
Post subject:  9/18: Thank God It's Thursday (for real this time)
Another day, another thread for people who don't listen to this show to post about how much they hate to listen to this show. Fun!

Well another day another dumbass running back. Jonathan Dwyer apparently head-butted his wife for not letting him pork her. Is this topic filed under the '85 Bears headbutting each other is dumb, domestic violence, or CTE? Apparently the next day he threatened to kill himself in front of her as well as their kid if she called the police. Whatever happened to AT&T's 'phone first' campaign anyway? Apparently he also threw a shoe at his 1-year old kid. Who throws a shoe, honestly?

Tony Stewart awaits some measure of his fate due from a grand jury. How grand is it? We'll find out eventually. spanny will be wating to throw the switch either way ... on the electric chair and on the radio. Do radios even have switches anymore? Another 'switch' a lot of people have never heard of.

Jameis Winston ... something ... he won't play the first half this week ... I literally don't care about this schmo. He's RG3 without the talent, which is to say he's the black Tebow. Still, probably a decent backup that Dan wouldn't draft if you paid him to.

Ravens receiver Steve Smith tweeted about being in an elevator with his wife once on the way to their hotel room, and 9 months later they had a kid. Somebody gets it ... literally.

Scotland may or may note vote for their independence from the future King Charles et al. No joke here, just throwing in an item that's not offensive or sports related.

http://fivethirtyeight.com/datalab/nfl-week-3-elo-ratings-and-playoff-odds/ ... that'll let you know who's good and who's bad in week 3. What it means in, say, week 8 or week 18 is another matter.

Car 54 and Roger Goodell - where are you? Nobody knows. Maybe in a bunker with Dick Cheney. Wasn't Goodell lead counsel for the NFL prior to his position as Dear Leader? Maybe that's why his ousting isn't something that's been done lickety-split-shit-fast ... he likely knows a few things that we don't that probably make anything from the last couple weeks look like stealing a penny from the gas station take-one-leave-one tray.

I read a short post somewhere else about a guy who got fired from Baskin-Robbins for decorating an ice-cream display cake with "Happy Yak Shaving Day". It was told in an amusing fashion; hopefully the show will have a moment or two that will exceed that amusement level.

Today, for realz, at about 5:03 is WYC. Unless another running back beats his grandmother with her own colostomy bag.

Listen, or don't. I think I'll go to Subway now.
Author:  denisdman [ Thu Sep 18, 2014 1:22 pm ]
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" Jonathan Dwyer apparently head-butted his wife for not letting him pork her. Is this topic filed under the '85 Bears headbutting each other is dumb, domestic violence, or CTE?"

This is clearly a story about steroids. How else could a man so badly want the other white meat? Roid rage.
Author:  Baby McNown [ Thu Sep 18, 2014 1:38 pm ]
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I'm a high ranking member of the ALS, but would SOMEBODY with a mic please stand up to Dan and bring sanity to this??
Author:  Smarmystein [ Thu Sep 18, 2014 1:46 pm ]
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Author:  Tad Queasy [ Thu Sep 18, 2014 1:48 pm ]
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Why is Brandon Marshall having a press conference?
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Thu Sep 18, 2014 1:48 pm ]
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Don Tiny wrote:
Jameis Winston ... something ... he won't play the first half this week ..


If I was a radio host, I'd argue that if he wanted to "fuck her right in the ass" he'd be getting a full-game right now.

That's how I'd keep it to sports.
Author:  Don Tiny [ Thu Sep 18, 2014 1:51 pm ]
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Tad Queasy wrote:
Why is Brandon Marshall having a press conference?


Somebody hasn't taken the time to tell him it's a damned dumb idea is my guess.
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Thu Sep 18, 2014 1:52 pm ]
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Bernsie taking a pro-weed stance.
Author:  redskingreg [ Thu Sep 18, 2014 1:52 pm ]
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Tad Queasy wrote:
Why is Brandon Marshall having a press conference?


To discuss how his bike seat is wrecking his nuts (yar).
Author:  Don Tiny [ Thu Sep 18, 2014 1:52 pm ]
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There's no way that caller is real.
Author:  hnd [ Thu Sep 18, 2014 1:53 pm ]
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hopefully another day of Bernstein trying to find the best way of saying he thinks black people and the way they do things are awful.
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Thu Sep 18, 2014 1:55 pm ]
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Don Tiny wrote:
There's no way that caller is real.


He was right about Britney Spears. She had multiple allegations of child neglect.
Author:  Don Tiny [ Thu Sep 18, 2014 1:57 pm ]
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Don Tiny wrote:
There's no way that caller is real.


He was right about Britney Spears. She had multiple allegations of child neglect.


True; but then be able to cite them with a modicum of specificity before obliquely mentioning them as the basis for a point, particularly calling this show.
Author:  blackhawksfan [ Thu Sep 18, 2014 2:02 pm ]
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Bernstein: What's wrong with weed?

Bernstein must be on the pro weed bandwagon now. Add that to the anti Redskins bandwagon among others. When it becomes uncool again he will say his stance "matured" over time. lol Dan's shtick of arguing with callers just to argue is so transparent
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Thu Sep 18, 2014 2:04 pm ]
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Somebody call in pretending to be a pothead or somebody from here and talk about how awesome weed is to see if Bernsie argues.
Author:  pittmike [ Thu Sep 18, 2014 2:05 pm ]
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Somebody call in pretending to be a pothead or somebody from here and talk about how awesome weed is to see if Bernsie argues.


Light up the Ike signal?
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Thu Sep 18, 2014 2:08 pm ]
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pittmike wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Somebody call in pretending to be a pothead or somebody from here and talk about how awesome weed is to see if Bernsie argues.


Light up the Ike signal?


Because he's not the pothead CSFMB deserves, but he's the one it needs right now.

So we'll have him call. Because he can take it.
Author:  redskingreg [ Thu Sep 18, 2014 2:08 pm ]
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pittmike wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Somebody call in pretending to be a pothead or somebody from here and talk about how awesome weed is to see if Bernsie argues.


Light up the Ike signal?


It's 2 p.m. That lazy piece of shit hasn't gotten out of bed yet.
Author:  Tall Midget [ Thu Sep 18, 2014 2:09 pm ]
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In his early days on the station, Bernstein relayed many anecdotes about getting stoned to his listeners. Why do you think he's so fond of Waffle House?

No sober person likes that crap.
Author:  Zizou [ Thu Sep 18, 2014 2:10 pm ]
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Didn't Dan claim to smoke weed while attending Duke? He also has fake white boy love for early rap. He has to maintain his Englewood street cred.
Author:  Don Tiny [ Thu Sep 18, 2014 2:10 pm ]
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blackhawksfan wrote:
Bernstein: What's wrong with weed?

Bernstein must be on the pro weed bandwagon now. Add that to the anti Redskins bandwagon among others. When it becomes uncool again he will say his stance "matured" over time. lol Dan's shtick of arguing with callers just to argue is so transparent


At what point did he say there was anything wrong with it?

Christ, there's so many documented things to rag on him for ... why idiots think there's merit to just 'hurr durr fuck Dan' then making things up escapes me, thankfully.
Author:  blackhawksfan [ Thu Sep 18, 2014 2:14 pm ]
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I just imagine Bernstein sitting at home eating Salmon with a glass of green tea after a intense 30 minutes of deep knee bends.
Author:  Hawg Ass [ Thu Sep 18, 2014 2:18 pm ]
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Tall Midget wrote:
In his early days on the station, Bernstein relayed many anecdotes about getting stoned to his listeners. Why do you think he's so fond of Waffle House?

No sober person likes that crap.

This is not true, take it back Midget.
Author:  pittmike [ Thu Sep 18, 2014 2:22 pm ]
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Actually, the only thing Dan said wrong was when he mumbled ask your doctor about pot. Sure, if you pose to your doctor what is better for your body mass alcohol intake or mass pot the answer is likely pot. The part that gets left out is the doc will tell you that smoking the pot is much worse for you then cigarettes. Just a little info I don't care.
Author:  Reared on the Score [ Thu Sep 18, 2014 2:23 pm ]
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pittmike wrote:
the doc will tell you that smoking the pot is much worse for you then cigarettes.


huh? no he won't.
Author:  redskingreg [ Thu Sep 18, 2014 2:25 pm ]
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What's the point of this Marshall presser? Five minutes in, I have no clue.
Author:  pittmike [ Thu Sep 18, 2014 2:25 pm ]
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Reared on the Score wrote:
pittmike wrote:
the doc will tell you that smoking the pot is much worse for you then cigarettes.


huh? no he won't.



Maybe I did not word that right. Of course a joint a day is not worse than smoking a pack of smokes everyday. He told me the actual smoking of the pot is not a good thing for you. Leaving aside completely the THC/Alcohol part.
Author:  Sir Loin Of Beef [ Thu Sep 18, 2014 2:26 pm ]
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I think he is trying to tiptoe between his past, the NFL's handling of the domestic violence issue, and how everyone is talking and writing and posting about it.

...And he is the wrong one to be trying to balance all three...
Author:  Don Tiny [ Thu Sep 18, 2014 2:27 pm ]
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If this press conference is beneficial to literally anyone, it's well beyond my ability to comprehend.
Author:  rogers park bryan [ Thu Sep 18, 2014 2:27 pm ]
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pittmike wrote:
The part that gets left out is the doc will tell you that smoking the pot is much worse for you then cigarettes. Just a little info I don't care.

Wow, that is extremely misleading.
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