It turns out that not playing football is indeed the best thing for the Bears, because any lukewarm attempt to do so is a convincing argument for regime change. Swiftly.

To say the Bears quit in a 55-14 loss to the Packers on Sunday night that dropped them to 3-6 would be unfair, because it would assume that anything was ever even begun at Lambeau Field.

Trestman’s spinelessness and circle-talking prattle, general manager Phil Emery’s manufactured arguments

in support of bad players who he thinks are good, Jay Cutler’s inherent blithe indifference and Brandon Marshall’s over-romanticized pathological narcissism have conspired to bring them here.

There’s nothing for Trestman to say, now.

Any previous buy-in from any hopeful player in that locker room has been sold short, cashed out at a loss.

Not one word from him can stop that at this point, nor can one from any other Bear

Professional football teams aren’t allowed to perform so unsatisfactorily without some kind of response beyond the plaintive wails and acid invective of insulted fans.

Trestman’s vaunted “toolbox of concepts” is empty. Even in the mythical Pandora’s Box,

after the release of all its similarly hideous contents upon the world

The contemplation of longer-term ramification of such abject failure is so much more than sobering, especially when any look at the Bears’ current reality demands first the consumption of some strong stuff.

it starts with a cold look at who is under contract and what voices may need to be heard to get the best out of some sunk commitments.

But these coaches, at least and in this moment, have been reduced to useless ciphers.

This group won’t be here when and if the Bears ever pull out of their unconscionable tailspin

If this isn’t enough, what does enough look like?

Marc Trestman should be going into the “Bye.”

Word soup, comin' through!

Post of the year. I'm tearing up laughing. This is a dark day for Señor.

I figuratively love Dave in Champaign, I really do.

Professional football teams aren’t allowed to perform so unsatisfactorily without some kind of response beyond the plaintive wails and acid invective of insulted fans.

This is something Mitch Albom would write.

Come on. Who is he writing for?

I've never met anyone in my life that would want to read that sentence.

dummy Trestman and his wife and three kids

Wow.

I hope

Dave doesn't read

my posts now.

Come on. Who is he writing for?

I've never met anyone in my life that would want to read that sentence.

Professional football teams aren’t allowed to perform so unsatisfactorily without some kind of response beyond the sad sad cries and biting insulting language of insulted fans.

Come on. Who is he writing for?

I've never met anyone in my life that would want to read that sentence.

"Plaintive wails" was the moment I knew Señor was gonna get it here.

Aren't all arguments manufactured? Where would one find organic arguments?

Whole BRick's

Reading Dan in that article was like reading Tall Midget with a serious head injury.