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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
PostPosted: Tue Nov 25, 2014 9:25 pm 
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Not particularly long but I found this question to be vintage Terry -

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You mention before the Bears "a difficult locker room" describe wha..uh...for those that hadn't heard you before or maybe just, just meandering about on, on, on this day...describe what you mean when you say the Bears, I think, I think you used the word "difficult locker room" with that Trestman inherited here, I mean...uh...is that...ah...what do you mean by that exactly I think for those..uh...you know...you sa...what are you talking about...people say "what's Hub talking about" when he says "difficult locker room"?


He asked the same question three times. He could have simply said, "Hub, you mentioned "a difficult locker room" before. What did you mean?"

As an aside, Boers is infinitely more difficult to transcribe than Mully. Boers talks much faster.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Not particularly long but I found this question to be vintage Terry -

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You mention before the Bears "a difficult locker room" describe wha..uh...for those that hadn't heard you before or maybe just, just meandering about on, on, on this day...describe what you mean when you say the Bears, I think, I think you used the word "difficult locker room" with that Trestman inherited here, I mean...uh...is that...ah...what do you mean by that exactly I think for those..uh...you know...you sa...what are you talking about...people say "what's Hub talking about" when he says "difficult locker room"?


He asked the same question three times. He could have simply said, "Hub, you mentioned "a difficult locker room" before. What did you mean?"

As an aside, Boers is infinitely more difficult to transcribe than Mully. Boers talks much faster.



He is actually the perfect sports talker. Easing on through segments like that. :lol:

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Not particularly long but I found this question to be vintage Terry -

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You mention before the Bears "a difficult locker room" describe wha..uh...for those that hadn't heard you before or maybe just, just meandering about on, on, on this day...describe what you mean when you say the Bears, I think, I think you used the word "difficult locker room" with that Trestman inherited here, I mean...uh...is that...ah...what do you mean by that exactly I think for those..uh...you know...you sa...what are you talking about...people say "what's Hub talking about" when he says "difficult locker room"?


He asked the same question three times. He could have simply said, "Hub, you mentioned "a difficult locker room" before. What did you mean?"

As an aside, Boers is infinitely more difficult to transcribe than Mully. Boers talks much faster.

Someone should just type out everything Terry says for a whole show.
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Jorr does him best.

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Jorr does him best.

Better than Terry himself
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Jorr does him best.

I guess I should just accept this lifestyle choice but it's not easy.

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pittmike wrote:
Jorr does him best.

I guess I should just accept this lifestyle choice but it's not easy.


JORR + Carly Simon = MATCH

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Don Tiny wrote:
Darkside wrote:
pittmike wrote:
Jorr does him best.

I guess I should just accept this lifestyle choice but it's not easy.


JORR + Carly Simon = MATCH


Did they do an NFL Today segment on JORR back in the day too?

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Darkside wrote:
pittmike wrote:
Jorr does him best.

I guess I should just accept this lifestyle choice but it's not easy.


*SIGH* I, I, I, look, uh, uh, eh, again, there was a time, and eh, eh, uh, a time not so long ago, we, uh, eh, this show, my partner and I, and it wasn't to be mean, we, eh, eh, uh, uh, we just didn't think, but T.B. Diddler's, yeah, uh, that sounded about right, and, uh, eh, eh, the Count Fagula stuff, the uh, eh, eh the gay jokes, I, I, I, I mean, look, again, it's about time for you to evolve the way we did, for the love of God!

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rogers park bryan wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Not particularly long but I found this question to be vintage Terry -

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You mention before the Bears "a difficult locker room" describe wha..uh...for those that hadn't heard you before or maybe just, just meandering about on, on, on this day...describe what you mean when you say the Bears, I think, I think you used the word "difficult locker room" with that Trestman inherited here, I mean...uh...is that...ah...what do you mean by that exactly I think for those..uh...you know...you sa...what are you talking about...people say "what's Hub talking about" when he says "difficult locker room"?


He asked the same question three times. He could have simply said, "Hub, you mentioned "a difficult locker room" before. What did you mean?"

As an aside, Boers is infinitely more difficult to transcribe than Mully. Boers talks much faster.

Someone should just type out everything Terry says for a whole show.


I think Dr Ken just did. For five hours that's pretty much his word count. Dead weight

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Terry "The Parrot", when he became the parrot, seems to have read from the thin book, "Avoiding Slander as a Broadcaster" as transcribed by Dan Bernstein, Esq. Basically, avoid saying anything specific that you can be pinned down to, which gives you the ability to claim you weren't heard properly or question if you're being quoted correctly.

Once upon a time Boers would give the admonishment that "listening is a skill." That has been supplanted by the bumbling, stumbling parrot act he does today.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Darkside wrote:
pittmike wrote:
Jorr does him best.

I guess I should just accept this lifestyle choice but it's not easy.


*SIGH* I, I, I, look, uh, uh, eh, again, there was a time, and eh, eh, uh, a time not so long ago, we, uh, eh, this show, my partner and I, and it wasn't to be mean, we, eh, eh, uh, uh, we just didn't think, but T.B. Diddler's, yeah, uh, that sounded about right, and, uh, eh, eh, the Count Fagula stuff, the uh, eh, eh the gay jokes, I, I, I, I mean, look, again, it's about time for you to evolve the way we did, for the love of God!


:lol:

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Darkside wrote:
pittmike wrote:
Jorr does him best.

I guess I should just accept this lifestyle choice but it's not easy.


*SIGH* I, I, I, look, uh, uh, eh, again, there was a time, and eh, eh, uh, a time not so long ago, we, uh, eh, this show, my partner and I, and it wasn't to be mean, we, eh, eh, uh, uh, we just didn't think, but T.B. Diddler's, yeah, uh, that sounded about right, and, uh, eh, eh, the Count Fagula stuff, the uh, eh, eh the gay jokes, I, I, I, I mean, look, again, it's about time for you to evolve the way we did, for the love of God!

That is good. Damned good!

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No Clever Moniker wrote:
read from the thin book


Lol, that was one of Murph's best segments. "Bulking Up Naturally," by Tony Mandarich. :lol: :lol:

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