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Author:  Hayden Fry's Mustache [ Mon Feb 02, 2015 10:31 am ]
Post subject:  2/2: An old guy, a Jew, and an alcoholic walk into a studio…

Well, technically the old guy isn’t actually in the studio, but whatever. Today’s show will break down the craziness that was Super Bowl X LIX. This is also the first day of Terry’s last year on The Score, as he has pretty much announced that radio row at next year’s Super Bowl will be his last hurrah.

There will also be gnashing of teeth over the pregame shows, sideline reporting, announcing, and the commercials, which featured a talking dead kid and a sports car getting a rock hard erection.

Discussion of Russell Wilson will also take place, with Dan surmising that God would have wanted him to run the ball on 2nd and 3rd down.

Listen to this show so kids with cancer can go to summer camp.

Author:  Reared on the Score [ Mon Feb 02, 2015 10:40 am ]
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I also expect
  1. superlatives about the game in the context of Win Expectancy graphs
  2. Katy Perry's bouncing boobies
  3. Goodell associating with criminals who loud voices want removed from the Bears locker room. (that is a twitter one: https://twitter.com/dan_bernstein/statu ... 9380593664)

I'll be checking in here (and not my radio) for results.

Author:  8675309 [ Mon Feb 02, 2015 10:42 am ]
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Mark Grote will be on?

Author:  billypootons [ Mon Feb 02, 2015 10:44 am ]
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what is bernstein's worst impersonation?

Medical Doctor?

Public Relations Manager?

Author:  Sports Justice Warrior [ Mon Feb 02, 2015 11:06 am ]
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billypootons wrote:
what is bernstein's worst impersonation?

Medical Doctor?

Public Relations Manager?

Public Relations Manager isn't an impression, he basically serves as this for Cubs, Bulls and Bears management. Every time someone criticizes Cubs management or Derek Rose bashes the Bulls here comes Lil Danny to defend them with "inside information" that is just him parroting management or ownerships point of view.

Author:  Curious Hair [ Mon Feb 02, 2015 11:24 am ]
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You omitted the White Sox, but didn't omit the Blackhawks. I like to think that there was a mutual agreement that the organization doesn't need Dan nor does Dan need the organization.

Author:  Sports Justice Warrior [ Mon Feb 02, 2015 12:10 pm ]
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Curious Hair wrote:
You omitted the White Sox, but didn't omit the Blackhawks. I like to think that there was a mutual agreement that the organization doesn't need Dan nor does Dan need the organization.

Yeah, I guess I haven't noticed him smugly telling us about his "guys" with the Sox as much and he blames bad ratings on the Sox games. Seems like he's not as aggressive in defending them as the other teams. He'll defend Jerry Reinsdorf to the death though.

Author:  Curious Hair [ Mon Feb 02, 2015 12:29 pm ]
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The time he blamed bad attendance on white people being afraid of black people in Bridgeport (even though Sox fans defend the park's location, and what black people in Bridgeport?) was an all-timer.

Author:  bigfan [ Mon Feb 02, 2015 12:59 pm ]
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Curious Hair wrote:
The time he blamed bad attendance on white people being afraid of black people in Bridgeport (even though Sox fans defend the park's location, and what black people in Bridgeport?) was an all-timer.


That I will agree with. I am quite sure that all of Dans life if he ever attended a Sox game, he parked within 100 yards of an entrance. He has never been to any area around Comiskular in his life. I can pin that statement on a number of other North Shore Sox fans as well.

Author:  8675309 [ Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:15 pm ]
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Author:  Franky T [ Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:55 pm ]
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Is "optics" the PR equivalent of "mesh point"? I hate people who use buzz words.

Author:  Beardown [ Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:55 pm ]
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I do have one request of Mannelly. On the day that Brandon Marshall is officially on the Bears 53 man roster, he needs to come back into the studio for transition and spike the ball in Bernstein's face saying "Who's the smart one, bitch!!!!"

Author:  Kirkwood [ Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:58 pm ]
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Dan will shoehorn Goodell/Marshall into transition. I am curious as to how.

Author:  billypootons [ Mon Feb 02, 2015 2:01 pm ]
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Beardown wrote:
I do have one request of Mannelly. On the day that Brandon Marshall is officially on the Bears 53 man roster, he needs to come back into the studio for transition and spike the ball in Bernstein's face saying "Who's the smart one, bitch!!!!"


dan already lawyered himself out of his marshall is gone "reporting"

Author:  Kirkwood [ Mon Feb 02, 2015 2:14 pm ]
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"Yesterday was a bad day for the Seahawk's brand"

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Author:  schmitty1121 [ Mon Feb 02, 2015 2:16 pm ]
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Dan trying to speak nice on Pat. Fuck, if he had nuts he would say it's a bitch move, and that he should have never taken the job.

Author:  schmitty1121 [ Mon Feb 02, 2015 2:19 pm ]
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Porky's kid is 3 and he is still shitting himself? Wtf, he should be using a toilet already.

Author:  Hayden Fry's Mustache [ Mon Feb 02, 2015 2:26 pm ]
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schmitty1121 wrote:
Porky's kid is 3 and he is still shitting himself? Wtf, he should be using a toilet already.

Where do you think he learned it? His dad is 40 and shit himself less than a year ago.

Author:  Beardown [ Mon Feb 02, 2015 2:27 pm ]
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Franky T wrote:
Is "optics" the PR equivalent of "mesh point"? I hate people who use buzz words.


It's not just Bernstein. I've noticed a lot of people using the word "optics" now.

Author:  badrogue17 [ Mon Feb 02, 2015 2:28 pm ]
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Hayden Fry's Mustache wrote:
schmitty1121 wrote:
Porky's kid is 3 and he is still shitting himself? Wtf, he should be using a toilet already.

Where do you think he learned it? His dad is 40 and shit himself less than a year ago.

Maybe his kid is training to be GG Allin when Tributo becomes him .

Author:  Bobfromaccounttemps [ Mon Feb 02, 2015 2:29 pm ]
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schmitty1121 wrote:
Porky's kid is 3 and he is still shitting himself? Wtf, he should be using a toilet already.



To this day, I still don't understand how Matt Spiegel convinced a woman to let him have sex with her.

Author:  vegasdaze [ Mon Feb 02, 2015 2:39 pm ]
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Optics. Optics. Optics. Optics. Optics. Optics. Optics. Optics. Optics. Optics. Optics.

Author:  Scorehead [ Mon Feb 02, 2015 2:41 pm ]
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Beardown wrote:
Franky T wrote:
Is "optics" the PR equivalent of "mesh point"? I hate people who use buzz words.


It's not just Bernstein. I've noticed a lot of people using the word "optics" now.


I use it frequently in work presentations but if is always prefaced with the word "fiber"

Author:  Smarmystein [ Mon Feb 02, 2015 3:09 pm ]
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Sports
The Bernstein Brief: How’d That Happen?
February 2, 2015 8:58 AM


By Dan Bernstein-
CBSChicago.com senior columnist

(CBS) Did anybody think that was a good idea?

Or perhaps the better way to phrase the question is this: How can nobody along the line have realized that it was a bad idea and probably shouldn’t have been allowed to proceed? Why didn’t somebody put a stop to it?

This goes for the Seattle Seahawks and coach Pete Carroll, who had an opportunity to win the Super Bowl on Sunday night by handing the ball to Marshawn Lynch on the 1-yard line. Instead they threw a slant that got picked, and they lost. From offensive coordinator Darrell Bevell’s call to Carroll not vetoing it to Wilson not checking out of it, the system failed.

And the same goes for the insurance company that chose to air a tone-deaf buzzkill of a commercial about a dead kid that resulted in so much public backlash that it forced the release of a late-night corporate statement. At no point in the months-long process of creating the ad did any of the multiple decision-makers involved think that they could be making a mistake.

After their inexplicably boneheaded showings yesterday, both Carroll and Nationwide have suffered brand damage.

*otherwise known as a BERNSTEIN

This is a laaaazy "article" by the little man.

Author:  Northside_Dan [ Mon Feb 02, 2015 3:11 pm ]
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It's even called a 'brief'

Not sure how one can criticize that article as lazy when he's self titled as being short.


The amount of energy wasted on people listening, calling, podcasting and writing about B&B is truly amazing.
Also, very unhealthy.

Author:  schmitty1121 [ Mon Feb 02, 2015 3:11 pm ]
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God I hope this is Bowen's last time on this season. He is the drizzling shits times a million.

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Mon Feb 02, 2015 3:12 pm ]
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Northside_Dan wrote:
It's even called a 'brief'

Not sure how one can criticize that article as lazy when he's self titled as being short.


The amount of energy wasted on people listening, calling, podcasting and writing about B&B is truly amazing.
Also, very unhealthy.

ITs actually pretty common. There is a message board full of hate for every popular thing now. Internet age, bro

Author:  Smarmystein [ Mon Feb 02, 2015 3:13 pm ]
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Northside_Dan wrote:
It's even called a 'brief'

Not sure how one can criticize that article as lazy when he's self titled as being short.


The amount of energy wasted on people listening, calling, podcasting and writing about B&B is truly amazing.
Also, very unhealthy.



...comment is not on the AMOUNT written but the "low hanging fruit" of a subject. ...That's Lazy.

Author:  pittmike [ Mon Feb 02, 2015 3:40 pm ]
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Terry in backbone mode. God when he wants to he can destroy Bernsie.

Author:  Walt Williams Neck [ Mon Feb 02, 2015 3:43 pm ]
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accordingto Spada theses guys will be replaced by Swisk and Chet

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