Four hockey games, one water park, and zero showers in three days. I like it, Dan.

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Nice thread title

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

And Sbarro's pizza is disgusting. I can get down with gutter pizza, but not that crap.

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Well shit greg, that means more for Camps and me.

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

I was just about to post my love for Sbarro!

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Since Boers is late, this would be the perfect time to try out the Boers Soundboard for a while. No one would ever know he wasn't there.

Yep, that's what I think.

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Shuster pronounces Dos Equis as Dos Eh-kays.

I had to leave desk when he said it. What did Dan say after Spiegs told him to be a parent not a pal.

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That sounds about right.

I think he said that's the only time he ever says "Yes" to everything his son asks for and they're otherwise pretty strict about bedtimes, etc.

What's the big 2pm announcement about?

I have a meeting. Someone take meticulous notes.

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You know me like that.

ToB, no?

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and if Curious hair doesn't like this ...tough shit

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

Count Hawg in as well.

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#ExtendLafleur
10 More Wins

Oh yeah. I was thinking they'd do all that at 5pm for some reason.

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You know me like that.

I'd be interested to hear what your kids think of this year's ToB entrants.

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the hockey games are fine. I'd be worried about the skeevy things in the water park water

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Irrational Fear of Gluten is a Final Four lock.

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This is dumb but at least he isn't yelling at people.

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As a fan of Sbarro's, I agree.

Also, White Castle... Sometimes you're just in the mood for slimy garbage (should be their slogan). You know it's disgusting, but it just hits the spot.

Dan has a good point about DePaul chasing something impossible with college basketball interest dropping the way it has.

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Has there been a significant drop in TV ratings and/or attendance for college basketball?

Yes and yes, according to Dan.

I had been under the impression that passion for individual teams has never been higher, but general interest is so splintered that there are fewer casual fans at games, and fewer fans at home watching games that don't concern them.

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Has besides Dan, who thinks college sports in general are stupid (unless the school gives him free tickets and his kid a free jersey, in which case both the school and the event are quite magnificent), said that?

Are there PEER. REVIEWED. STUDIES. to back up this assertion?

In Chicago maybe since Jordan but in towns all over I see packed arenas for college games.

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Dick Vitale is a rapist.

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Yeah we have evolved BetnStine crusading for women's rights today. Any word on if Shannon Ryan's byline pic is hot or should she find a better one ?

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Dan's gotta be careful about reading emails that say it's inappropriate to comment on women's appearances at sporting events. Didn't he lust over some NFL draftee's mom? and how many times has he said "she's got some big ol' boobies on HER, doesn't she" or something to that effect?

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Oh, just any time Kate Upton is brought up. Or that one weather girl.

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