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Author:  City of Fools [ Wed Apr 08, 2015 2:17 pm ]
Post subject:  4/8: The Show Divides the Cubs Organization

Ok, so the Cubs are now two different sides in their organ-i-zation...first there's the side that runs the organization of the building, construction et al, the food prep, the bathrooms, etc...then there's the player acquisition side, see. So there's Crane's side, that's the BAD side, see, and then there's Theo/Jed's side, that's the GOOD side, see...

So we explain away the issues with Wrigley, because that's BAD Cubs side, but Theo/Jed side...still good. This will become a common theme, I predict. Crane's going back to being a bad stupid guy in the B&B book.

Author:  T-Bone [ Wed Apr 08, 2015 2:26 pm ]
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I used to find Drinky and Boers entertaining but I just listened for 45 minutes and went back to music.

Author:  Scorehead [ Wed Apr 08, 2015 2:28 pm ]
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City of Fools wrote:
Ok, so the Cubs are now two different sides in their organ-i-zation...first there's the side that runs the organization of the building, construction et al, the food prep, the bathrooms, etc...then there's the player acquisition side, see. So there's Crane's side, that's the BAD side, see, and then there's Theo/Jed's side, that's the GOOD side, see...

So we explain away the issues with Wrigley, because that's BAD Cubs side, but Theo/Jed side...still good. This will become a common theme, I predict. Crane's going back to being a bad stupid guy in the B&B book.


No way. Berns is now a Cubs & Kenny ALS member.

Author:  City of Fools [ Wed Apr 08, 2015 2:31 pm ]
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Scorehead wrote:
City of Fools wrote:
Ok, so the Cubs are now two different sides in their organ-i-zation...first there's the side that runs the organization of the building, construction et al, the food prep, the bathrooms, etc...then there's the player acquisition side, see. So there's Crane's side, that's the BAD side, see, and then there's Theo/Jed's side, that's the GOOD side, see...

So we explain away the issues with Wrigley, because that's BAD Cubs side, but Theo/Jed side...still good. This will become a common theme, I predict. Crane's going back to being a bad stupid guy in the B&B book.


No way. Berns is now a Cubs & Kenny ALS member.

just you wait.

Author:  No Clever Moniker [ Wed Apr 08, 2015 2:50 pm ]
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With Danny there is no part of Cubs taint that will stay dry. His super secret sources will explain the real truth behind the opening day problems and, of course, he will have the exclusive. Terrytheparrot will echo along and this Crane Kenney/Bad side of the Cubs meme will get hung on Abbattacola.

Author:  Peoria Matt [ Wed Apr 08, 2015 3:13 pm ]
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Abbatacola preceded that great Cubs thought during transition with the statement that Tiger will break Jack's major record. 0-2 and an hour of the show wasn't even completed.

Author:  Beardown [ Wed Apr 08, 2015 3:33 pm ]
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Business side is smart. Despite what they said, the toilets were the reason yesterday was cancelled. Thus it bought one more game for Bryant and a 40k Cardinal game in the summer instead of a 15k game yesterday.

So if Bryant wins that make up Cardinal game, and they get in the playoffs by one game, it will be because they didn't have enough toilets.

They purposely made sure the bathrooms were out of service for this very reason. REALLY SMART PEOPLE.

Author:  8675309 [ Thu Apr 09, 2015 12:13 am ]
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Crane got Wrigleyville West for free from Mesa....a toilet snafu rolls right off him.
Granted he's white, suburban and probably Republican "GASP" #cabal but I think making your employer tens of millions superseds expected unknowns.

Author:  Curious Hair [ Thu Apr 09, 2015 12:43 am ]
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Yeah, but cheating Arizona municipalities out of money is literally easier than cheating the mentally retarded. Seriously, if you tried to get free admission to Lambs Farm by saying it would create jobs, the cashier would say "I already have a job."

Author:  Bucky Chris [ Thu Apr 09, 2015 6:41 am ]
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City of Fools wrote:
Ok, so the Cubs are now two different sides in their organ-i-zation...first there's the side that runs the organization of the building, construction et al, the food prep, the bathrooms, etc...then there's the player acquisition side, see. So there's Crane's side, that's the BAD side, see, and then there's Theo/Jed's side, that's the GOOD side, see...

So we explain away the issues with Wrigley, because that's BAD Cubs side, but Theo/Jed side...still good. This will become a common theme, I predict. Crane's going back to being a bad stupid guy in the B&B book.


This is generally how businesses are run. HR is separate from sales which is separate from IT, etc, etc. Certainly there is someone on the top that oversees everything (Ricketts), but the business sides probably run pretty autonomously.

Author:  Curious Hair [ Thu Apr 09, 2015 7:46 am ]
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Bucky Chris wrote:
This is generally how businesses are run.

With one side of infallible wunderkinder and another side of blithering idiots who don't know winter is cold and beer makes people pee?

Author:  Bucky Chris [ Thu Apr 09, 2015 7:54 am ]
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Curious Hair wrote:
Bucky Chris wrote:
This is generally how businesses are run.

With one side of infallible wunderkinder and another side of blithering idiots who don't know winter is cold and beer makes people pee?


:lol: , honestly, I have seen similar before too.

Author:  good dolphin [ Thu Apr 09, 2015 8:06 am ]
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City of Fools wrote:
Scorehead wrote:
City of Fools wrote:
Ok, so the Cubs are now two different sides in their organ-i-zation...first there's the side that runs the organization of the building, construction et al, the food prep, the bathrooms, etc...then there's the player acquisition side, see. So there's Crane's side, that's the BAD side, see, and then there's Theo/Jed's side, that's the GOOD side, see...

So we explain away the issues with Wrigley, because that's BAD Cubs side, but Theo/Jed side...still good. This will become a common theme, I predict. Crane's going back to being a bad stupid guy in the B&B book.


No way. Berns is now a Cubs & Kenny ALS member.

just you wait.


too many people he is indebted to on the business side for him to break bad now

Author:  good dolphin [ Thu Apr 09, 2015 8:09 am ]
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Bucky Chris wrote:
City of Fools wrote:
Ok, so the Cubs are now two different sides in their organ-i-zation...first there's the side that runs the organization of the building, construction et al, the food prep, the bathrooms, etc...then there's the player acquisition side, see. So there's Crane's side, that's the BAD side, see, and then there's Theo/Jed's side, that's the GOOD side, see...

So we explain away the issues with Wrigley, because that's BAD Cubs side, but Theo/Jed side...still good. This will become a common theme, I predict. Crane's going back to being a bad stupid guy in the B&B book.


This is generally how businesses are run. HR is separate from sales which is separate from IT, etc, etc. Certainly there is someone on the top that oversees everything (Ricketts), but the business sides probably run pretty autonomously.


wasn't there a lot of corporate speak this winter about synergy and the sides working together and how great it was

Author:  IkeSouth [ Thu Apr 09, 2015 4:54 pm ]
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i texted matty that 35 games for the royals in 1967 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: he actually read it on air without fact checking:lol: :lol: i completely made it up :lol: :lol:

Author:  bigfan [ Thu Apr 09, 2015 4:59 pm ]
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good dolphin wrote:
Bucky Chris wrote:
City of Fools wrote:
Ok, so the Cubs are now two different sides in their organ-i-zation...first there's the side that runs the organization of the building, construction et al, the food prep, the bathrooms, etc...then there's the player acquisition side, see. So there's Crane's side, that's the BAD side, see, and then there's Theo/Jed's side, that's the GOOD side, see...

So we explain away the issues with Wrigley, because that's BAD Cubs side, but Theo/Jed side...still good. This will become a common theme, I predict. Crane's going back to being a bad stupid guy in the B&B book.


This is generally how businesses are run. HR is separate from sales which is separate from IT, etc, etc. Certainly there is someone on the top that oversees everything (Ricketts), but the business sides probably run pretty autonomously.


wasn't there a lot of corporate speak this winter about synergy and the sides working together and how great it was


I think Theo knows if he wanted to take over everything he could, but do you think Theo really wants to be in charge of getting emergency porta pottys? he will continue to tell you what a great job Crane does.

Author:  sinicalypse [ Thu Apr 09, 2015 4:59 pm ]
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IkeSouth wrote:
i texted matty that 35 games for the royals in 1967 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: he actually read it on air without fact checking:lol: :lol: i completely made it up :lol: :lol:


Ike if you're not a fully ordained discordian pope then wtf are you doing with your life? HAIL ERIS!!!!!

Author:  IkeSouth [ Thu Apr 09, 2015 5:05 pm ]
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that was so hilarious. i was just trying to get him to text me back all smart ass like he does sometimes. and he read it on air with full confidence. terry had to stop him like 'uh, i dont think so' :lol: :lol: :lol:

Author:  Curious Hair [ Thu Apr 09, 2015 5:23 pm ]
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IkeSouth wrote:
i texted matty that 35 games for the royals in 1967 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: he actually read it on air without fact checking:lol: :lol: i completely made it up :lol: :lol:

That was you?!? I actually yelled at the radio, "The Royals didn't start till '69, dumbass."

Author:  Score is doomed [ Thu Apr 09, 2015 8:27 pm ]
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IkeSouth wrote:
i texted matty that 35 games for the royals in 1967 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: he actually read it on air without fact checking:lol: :lol: i completely made it up :lol: :lol:


That was great!! I heard it and went "Matty you really are the biggest dumbass in the city"

Then he came up with his own "secret source" that said if Bryant does well they will call him up, if he doesn't they
will wait a bit".

You can not make up how stupid Matt truly is.

Author:  pittmike [ Thu Apr 09, 2015 8:29 pm ]
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I do not get the 35 games bit? What was the context?

Author:  Score is doomed [ Thu Apr 09, 2015 8:35 pm ]
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the dumbass said that the record for no scoring in baseball was 35 games to start the season, he said he got a text and the dumbass read it without questioning it.
He is the dumbest fucking human on radio, no question about it. :lol: :lol:

Author:  Curious Hair [ Thu Apr 09, 2015 8:40 pm ]
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pittmike wrote:
I do not get the 35 games bit? What was the context?

They were talking about offensive ineptitude, and Matty read a text that said the 1967 Royals went their first 35 games without scoring a run. There were no 1967 Royals.

Author:  pittmike [ Thu Apr 09, 2015 8:45 pm ]
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Holy shit. :lol:

Author:  IkeSouth [ Thu Apr 09, 2015 8:58 pm ]
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the fact that he came back so confidently and said "OK WE GOT IT RIGHT HERE. IN 1967 THE ROYALS WENT 35 GAME WITHOUT..." and i jumped out of my chair busting out laughing. straight out belly laugh just staring at the speakers. i sent him that text in jest, and its not even that he read it on air- he read it as if it was a reliable source. it wasnt until terry responded 'uh, i dont think so' was when matty said 'ok we better check that'. :lol:

the record ended up being 2 games :lol: and there was no royals in 1967 :lol: :lol: :lol: oh my god he will never get dan bernsteins job :lol:

matt, sorry if you thought my phone number was supposed to be on the whitelist :P

Author:  redskingreg [ Fri Apr 10, 2015 7:34 am ]
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Curious Hair wrote:
pittmike wrote:
I do not get the 35 games bit? What was the context?

They were talking about offensive ineptitude, and Matty read a text that said the 1967 Royals went their first 35 games without scoring a run. There were no 1967 Royals.


35 games? Matt is a fuckinh idiot. Nice work, Ike.

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Fri Apr 10, 2015 7:51 am ]
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Wow, Drinky.


35 fucking games?

There has never even been a 35 game losing streak

Author:  Brick [ Fri Apr 10, 2015 7:52 am ]
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rogers park bryan wrote:
There has never even been a 35 game losing streak

Every Cubs Fan On The Board wrote:
There will be this year. Sox suck!

Author:  Smarmystein [ Fri Apr 10, 2015 8:14 am ]
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redskingreg wrote:
Curious Hair wrote:
pittmike wrote:
I do not get the 35 games bit? What was the context?

They were talking about offensive ineptitude, and Matty read a text that said the 1967 Royals went their first 35 games without scoring a run. There were no 1967 Royals.


35 games? Matt is a fuckinh idiot. Nice work, Ike.



Yeah.... Matty got screwed......he REALLY should be a regular host!! :shock: ...It's nice with Dan being gone..Terry actually participates AND keeps tabs on Drinky's stupidity! Nice job IKE! :lol:

Author:  City of Fools [ Fri Apr 10, 2015 8:29 am ]
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Score is doomed wrote:
IkeSouth wrote:
i texted matty that 35 games for the royals in 1967 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: he actually read it on air without fact checking:lol: :lol: i completely made it up :lol: :lol:


That was great!! I heard it and went "Matty you really are the biggest dumbass in the city"

Then he came up with his own "secret source" that said if Bryant does well they will call him up, if he doesn't they
will wait a bit".

You can not make up how stupid Matt truly is.

uh, I hope that's true. I hope they keep him down till he learns how to play LF. It can take all season, as far as I'm concerned.

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