.........LEN KASPER! i have yet to hear terry force out some "lennie"s so maybe their relationship hit a sour patch? bernstein's cubs boner is palpable because NOBODY IS TALKING ABOUT CASTRO!

comeon we know you're listening. why aren't you posting?

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Theo knew! Of course!

He was betting on the DH coming to the NL. One step ahead once again.

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Did Danny really go there?

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He put the question to Kasper. Kasper said "no".

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Did he laugh before he answered?

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"Could you imagine if the Blackhawks management were more like the Bulls management and insisted on playing young players?"

Could you imagine if the Bulls management were more like the Blackhawks management and actually won shit?

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didn't the bulls effectively redshirt jimmy butler? didn't they do that to ian snell? aren't they essentially doing the same thing to doug mcdermott one way or another? what in the actual fuck?

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Rongey becomes Brian Williams reporting live from the Baltimore war zone. Sure, from the comfort of his hotel room, but whatever.

Ranger: Guys, I am watching TV right now and black guys are throwing bottles at cops. There are also sirens going off. Oh, and my room service just got here.

Bernstein: Great job, Ranger. Thanks for the report. Stay safe, buddy.

i didn't know Ian Snell was a 2 sport athlete

A different intensity of optics.

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Bernstein: We now go live to Matt Abbatacola for breaking news on the war in Baltimore.

drinky: Ahhhhhhhh, yeah Dan, I'm watching TV right now. Ahhhhhhhhh, things are really bad in Baltimore. Ahhhh, back to you Dan.

Bernstein: Thank you, Matty. Good work.

Lol, this riot coverage is ridiculous. Little Danny sounds like he is close to crying.

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Oh, please. We know exactly why Bernstein didn't comment on Britt McHenry.

Bernstein: We now go back live to Baltimore and join Chris Rongey once again. Chris, what's the latest?

Ranger: Ummmm, I just finished my club sandwitch and I'm gonna head to the ball park in 20 minutes.

Bernstein: No. I meant the latest on the war in Baltimore.

Ranger: Oh. I don't know, dude. I changed the channel to cartoons.

Bernstein: Oy.

Terry: Baaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Bernstein going all Newsman today. Love when he brings in drinky with a very serious tone in his voice.

Bernstein: We now go back to Matt Abbatacola for an update on the war in Baltimore.

drinky: Ahhhh, thanks Dan. Ahhhh, a bunch of black dudes just lit a police car on fire. Back to you, Dan.

Bernstein: Thank you, Matty. Once again, we appreciate your hard work on reporting this story.

Just remember...NEVER BEEN A SAFER TIME TO BE A COP!!!

Is there such a thing as a non-virulent racist? Like a compassionate, loving racist?

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..is the term Bernsteinian?

Bernstein: Matt Abbatacola with more.

drinky: Ahhhhh, unfortunately Hawk Harrelson is unharmed and in a safe location right now per a source.

Bernstein: Thank you, Matty. That is, indeed, unfortunate.

i would make this post, but it doesn't seem right with the rioting going on in baltimore.

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I'm shocked the dumb ass Orioles haven't canceled it. We're 2 hours from first pitch. The Mayor needs to order them to cancel the game at this point.

Terry is shocked by this. He thought that MLK taught us not to do this. That is Terry's race relation comment of the day.

Dan is telling everybody that violence doesn't help the cause. Thanks, Dan. Good point.

this rioting may not be that widespread, it's just that TV media is blowing it up. who knows.... i'll go check around and see what the scale is.

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Reverend Bores is speaking now.

Waiting for Bernstein to say something racist.

I know. But you need cops around a ballpark for any game. They need all police at the ready for riots. Not to mention you're inviting 30k into a potential war zone. No doubt the riots will move to the ballpark.

Matt Abbatacola is calling for the national guard. Cuz and I quote "Ahhhhhh, I don't think the police can, ahhhhh, handle this."

Thank you, Matty. Good point.

A white guy who wouldn't say the n-word, but would still cross the street to avoid walking past a group of black teens

Well, if you must have something, he joked that Rongey was one of the protestors and then mentioned that he wouldn't exactly fit in because he wears glasses.

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They're going to play the game per my source, spmack.

Not a great idea.

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What would Rongey throw at the police, a disgruntled post game show caller?

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