I think it's pretty much official. He's a FULL TIME update guy. He does it every day now. Tell that to Spiegel, drinky!!!!! Tell him to stick it!!!! You're a FULL TIMER!!!! You did it!!!!! No more shinning shoes.

He's a bad update person. But he is one none the less. So congratulations to drinky

Who's gonna get the producer gig?

If he is a full time update guy then someone needs to tell him to shut the fuck up and just read the damn updates.

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we know no one will ever replace you as official board abbattacola stalker.

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You know me like that.

Congrats Drinky!!!...You have one HELL of a future!!!

WAIT A MINUTE..... you pantsless cretins are NOT pulling a fast one on me here..... amattacola isn't leaving the cushy lifetime gig of b&b producer to be an UPDATE GUY, oh no, he's undoubtedly going to be the station's top cubs expert/quasi-reporter!

seriously, now more than ever with the great cubpacalypse looming chicago is turning to its most beloved media institutions to give us the straight dope on the most complete 1B in chicago, the future of hitting in MLB, and of course the 2B/SS so nice you could probably trade him for a samardzija rental twice... and of course don't forget about Moe and his errant pickoff throws. now while we are fortunate to be living at a time when we have the best broadcaster in the baseball biz (cuz that's what IMU watches every night and it's thusly settled) you can't trust him to give you the kind of unbiased insider perspective that only amattacola can give you!

so please don't sass us with the speculation and lies beardown..... you know that matty's clearly moving on to be a fulltime cubs guy and then once he's properly re-established as the best in the biz he's going to have his choices of where he wants to live when mlb.com comes a-callin. in under 4 years it's going to be "Garbage Time with Matt Abbatacola and Katie Nolan" because if you think luke and laura had undeniable chemistry and passion over the span of decades..... well grasshopper, you have much to learn.

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I was the first one to congratulate him. Bet you nobody at the Score has done so. You haven't. I'm the nice one.

So does that mean he's a Shadow guy?

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Middle Aged Crazy, like Uncle Terry

Well, as soon as I declared drinky a full time update guy, he's back to producing today.

I don't know if this is coincidental or not.

Beardown, you're my favorite.

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Effing great, BD

"I said, no more shines. Maybe you didn't hear about it, you've been away a long time. They didn't go up there and tell you. I don't shine shoes anymore."

-Tommy Diveto

Anytime fuckTARD decides to pronounce "hundred" correctly would be GREAT!!! "1 eight hunDERD"