Sounds like something is going on in Champaign.

So is the situation fluid?

So is the situation fluid?

So is the situation fluid?

Rick Bayless's brother referenced Dan Bernstein's report on Derrick Rose's pouting on the ESPNs.

ENOUGH ABOUT EATON Remember when Maddon sent Starlin Castro that one time????THATWASBETTER.

Maddon is a coach that doesn't do all the old time schlocky baseball stuff, he doesn't pander and he doesn't do that stupid, silly locker-room garbage. He loves numbers and he coaches the way the game should be coached. He never bunts and he never steals. He's a really.smart.coach.

"The zeitgeist of the time" is redundant.

White Sox Caller to Dan: "You're an idiot, Goodbye."

Smartest thing I've heard said on the show in weeks!

What other dumb radio do you enjoy listening to?

Holy shit, you're back! Did you get lost on your way back from the Hajj or some shit, dawg?

Woof woof

Dan needs to stay out of Van Halen business.

Dave did seem weird but he is always weird. He is too old. But in the same talk Dan gives Jagger a pass.

And, City of Fools, are you alright man? You sounded out of sorts on the radio today. Like more than your usual out of sorts.

That's because the Stones have become revered by pop-culture cognoscenti, while Van Halen is a band regular people like to listen to.

This seems inaccurate, if anything the pop culture hipsters favor van halen over the stones.