They opened with a bit about how the Chicago CBS reporter asked the police chief if they were wasting their time to hang around for the weekend awaiting developments. He said yes. Therefore, the rest of this show will be talk radio masturbation wasting our time.

If you need advice from sports radio how/if to talk to your damanble crotchfruit(s) about rape, it's probably best if your entire family is unceremoniously dumped into an industrial woodchipper to help stave off a few nitwits from shambling across the Earth both now and in the future.

I find it hard to believe either of those two would have the slightest interest or inclination, were their occupations different, to turn on sports radio to be told how to comport themselves as fathers (or, more generally, ostensibly upright moral people), so why they decide to repetitively bring the subject up as though they have some mandate or obligation to do so is so far past me that I don't know whether to shit or go blind at this point because of it.

Entertain me, clowns ... or go find a nice quiet corner off-air where you can congratulate yourselves privately on righting society's wrongs one blathering sentence at a time and get it out of your systems where people with an IQ above room temperature don't find themselves having to actively avoid listening to your most of your show in order to cut down the chances of hearing more unprompted self-aggrandizing advice so insipid and pointless that "Dear Abby" wouldn't have written it in her column on a cocaine and booze fueled bet.

Ye gods.

Exactly what crossed my mind when I heard that. Albeit, not quite as eloquent as you posed it. The stream is bad today...

You smell asparagus when you pee?

Aldon Smith cannot be just a drunk with bad judgement btw. He is exhibiting signs of frontal lobe issues due to CTE. I kid you not.

It's the Bernstein mind meld.