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Author:  redskingreg [ Wed Aug 19, 2015 1:38 pm ]
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beat writer scorned. Brandon Marshall, consider this your fair warning to not further piss of a Writer. This will not end well, #15.

Author:  pittmike [ Wed Aug 19, 2015 2:07 pm ]
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Score a compliment for Dan from me. Terry was all ready to go down the Jordan is an assbag road because he is in town regarding a small trademark or copyright lawsuit. Dan tried to sensibly walk him back with love while laughing inside I am sure. Terry apparently does not realize if you do not vigorously defend your brand you can lose it.

Author:  City of Fools [ Wed Aug 19, 2015 2:07 pm ]
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a caller who can get through and ask a question about Scott [bee beep bo boop] from Davenport gets $10 from bigfan.

Author:  Walt Williams Neck [ Wed Aug 19, 2015 2:13 pm ]
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pittmike wrote:
Score a compliment for Dan from me. Terry was all ready to go down the Jordan is an assbag road because he is in town regarding a small trademark or copyright lawsuit. Dan tried to sensibly walk him back with love while laughing inside I am sure. Terry apparently does not realize if you do not vigorously defend your brand you can lose it.



Jordans Brand for two steak coupons worth MJ's 10 million yeah right.Plus Dominick's is out of business

Author:  Walt Williams Neck [ Wed Aug 19, 2015 2:22 pm ]
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pittmike wrote:
Score a compliment for Dan from me. Terry was all ready to go down the Jordan is an assbag road because he is in town regarding a small trademark or copyright lawsuit. Dan tried to sensibly walk him back with love while laughing inside I am sure. Terry apparently does not realize if you do not vigorously defend your brand you can lose it.


Legalnese Dan also said they wouldn't convict Koustok :lol:

Author:  Beardown [ Wed Aug 19, 2015 2:26 pm ]
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Walt Williams Neck wrote:
pittmike wrote:
Score a compliment for Dan from me. Terry was all ready to go down the Jordan is an assbag road because he is in town regarding a small trademark or copyright lawsuit. Dan tried to sensibly walk him back with love while laughing inside I am sure. Terry apparently does not realize if you do not vigorously defend your brand you can lose it.


Legalnese Dan also said they wouldn't convict Koustok :lol:


Terry said he knew he was gonna murder her long before the murder.

Author:  Franky T [ Wed Aug 19, 2015 2:41 pm ]
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pittmike wrote:
Score a compliment for Dan from me. Terry was all ready to go down the Jordan is an assbag road because he is in town regarding a small trademark or copyright lawsuit. Dan tried to sensibly walk him back with love while laughing inside I am sure. Terry apparently does not realize if you do not vigorously defend your brand you can lose it.


The more I think about it, the show has become unlistenable because of Terry. Dan has always been his asshole self, but Terry simply doesn't bring anything to the show anymore. His parroting of Dan gets old real fast, he doesn't watch sports so he has no basis for the few comments he does make, and is rarely funny anymore.

Author:  redskingreg [ Wed Aug 19, 2015 2:45 pm ]
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Franky T wrote:
pittmike wrote:
Score a compliment for Dan from me. Terry was all ready to go down the Jordan is an assbag road because he is in town regarding a small trademark or copyright lawsuit. Dan tried to sensibly walk him back with love while laughing inside I am sure. Terry apparently does not realize if you do not vigorously defend your brand you can lose it.


The more I think about it, the show has become unlistenable because of Terry. Dan has always been his asshole self, but Terry simply doesn't bring anything to the show anymore. His parroting of Dan gets old real fast, he doesn't watch sports so he has no basis for the few comments he does make, and is rarely funny anymore.


Less than six months left for Terry, Franky T.

Author:  spmack [ Wed Aug 19, 2015 2:45 pm ]
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City of Fools wrote:
a caller who can get through and ask a question about Scott [bee beep bo boop] from Davenport gets $10 from bigfan.

Don't tempt me.

Author:  SpiralStairs [ Wed Aug 19, 2015 2:45 pm ]
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Franky T wrote:
pittmike wrote:
Score a compliment for Dan from me. Terry was all ready to go down the Jordan is an assbag road because he is in town regarding a small trademark or copyright lawsuit. Dan tried to sensibly walk him back with love while laughing inside I am sure. Terry apparently does not realize if you do not vigorously defend your brand you can lose it.


The more I think about it, the show has become unlistenable because of Terry. Dan has always been his asshole self, but Terry simply doesn't bring anything to the show anymore. His parroting of Dan gets old real fast, he doesn't watch sports so he has no basis for the few comments he does make, and is rarely funny anymore.


But he writes that Father's Day column each year that Laurence loves!

Author:  sinicalypse [ Wed Aug 19, 2015 2:55 pm ]
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daaaaaaammmnn.... coming out of the last break into this segment right now tanny just used the instrumental that's on that big L / jay-Z (10min) freestyle i dropped in the hip hop song of the day thread yesterday..... is this #synergy in motion?

i think the actual instrumental is from a song by milk or something? i know i heard it on backspin 46 a year or so ago...... fucking hell what could it be?

Author:  Rod [ Wed Aug 19, 2015 2:57 pm ]
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pittmike wrote:
Score a compliment for Dan from me. Terry was all ready to go down the Jordan is an assbag road because he is in town regarding a small trademark or copyright lawsuit. Dan tried to sensibly walk him back with love while laughing inside I am sure. Terry apparently does not realize if you do not vigorously defend your brand you can lose it.


But Jordan is an assbag. Dominick's has already been found to have used his image without authorization. They're just arguing about the damages now. Does Jordan really have damages? If I were on the jury I'd vote to give him the cost of the two steaks for which the coupons were redeemed.

Author:  sinicalypse [ Wed Aug 19, 2015 3:01 pm ]
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pittmike wrote:
Terry was all ready to go down the Jordan is an assbag road


idk about you, but i have almost nothing but fond memories of the "m-jeff" era of b&b.... wasn't that primarily when they were on from 8-12 circa 2002-03?

regardless, the days of m-jeff were the bonafide b&b halcyon days IMO/AFAIK/[acronym]

Author:  Dave In Champaign [ Wed Aug 19, 2015 3:11 pm ]
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A lot of really good #brands talk today.

Author:  redskingreg [ Wed Aug 19, 2015 3:14 pm ]
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Dave In Champaign wrote:
A lot of really good #brands talk today.


Did Steve call in?

Author:  Rod [ Wed Aug 19, 2015 3:29 pm ]
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Dave In Champaign wrote:
A lot of really good #brands talk today.


I haven't heard it, but knowing dan's respect for billionaires and big black studs, am I correct in assuming that he finds the behavior of Dominick's to be egregious and having caused irreparable harm to the valuable Michael Jordan™ brand while being totally oblivious to the fact that showing up at the Dirksen Building to slug this out undoubtedly damages his brand far more than any congratulatory ad tied to a steak coupon in a magazine that only sold 49,000 copies ever could?

Author:  sinicalypse [ Wed Aug 19, 2015 3:50 pm ]
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boy what a surprise... they get NASCAR's very own denny hamlin on and dan asks "now that you've got a kid do you look at what you do and think "WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING?!?!?"

denny deflected it like "outside of the racetrack yeah but on the racetrack i am the same driver" but dan had to keep on going like "well now that you've got someone depending on you...."

THEY WILL NOT STOP TIL NASCAR IS NO MORE! even tho NFL people are allowed to screw up their lives/futures for dan's entertainment, since he's not into NASCAR it's 100% bonafide WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!?!!?!? territory.

and now he just dropped microbalancing. oi vey.

Author:  pittmike [ Wed Aug 19, 2015 3:51 pm ]
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Again for all of you and Walt... As I understand it the money is unimportant you need to consistently defend a trademark. And dominicks former parent company is on the hook even though the chain is gone. Either way just a way to explain it. I don't care if MJ gets 50 cents.

Author:  Bagels [ Wed Aug 19, 2015 3:56 pm ]
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pittmike wrote:
Again for all of you and Walt... As I understand it the money is unimportant you need to consistently defend a trademark. And dominicks former parent company is on the hook even though the chain is gone. Either way just a way to explain it. I don't care if MJ gets 50 cents.


you're saying its the principle of it

Author:  Curious Hair [ Wed Aug 19, 2015 4:21 pm ]
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sinicalypse wrote:
boy what a surprise... they get NASCAR's very own denny hamlin on and dan asks "now that you've got a kid do you look at what you do and think "WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING?!?!?"

denny deflected it like "outside of the racetrack yeah but on the racetrack i am the same driver" but dan had to keep on going like "well now that you've got someone depending on you...."


No race car driver has ever had a wife and children before. I'm glad Dan Bernstein is making race car drivers think about their kids. You know what? Dave Kaplan better watch the fuck out, because I think there's a new Father Of The Year in town.

Author:  bigfan [ Wed Aug 19, 2015 4:26 pm ]
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This is why you shouldnt leave your house!

Author:  Curious Hair [ Wed Aug 19, 2015 4:40 pm ]
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bigfan wrote:
This is why you shouldnt leave your house!

The sun will kill you!

Author:  Walt Williams Neck [ Wed Aug 19, 2015 4:43 pm ]
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pittmike wrote:
Again for all of you and Walt... As I understand it the money is unimportant you need to consistently defend a trademark. And dominicks former parent company is on the hook even though the chain is gone. Either way just a way to explain it. I don't care if MJ gets 50 cents.



Nice :( It wasn't for all of you and Joe Orr Road :cry:

Author:  sinicalypse [ Wed Aug 19, 2015 4:55 pm ]
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Curious Hair wrote:
No race car driver has ever had a wife and children before. I'm glad Dan Bernstein is making race car drivers think about their kids. You know what? Dave Kaplan better watch the fuck out, because I think there's a new Father Of The Year in town.


CH, you are officially ON NOTICE for daring to suggest that anyone else is worthy of the coveted Father of the Year award. the only way anyone else can EVER be considered for FotY would be if you rename the award "The David "Kap" Kaplan Father of the Year Award" because seriously..... his kids go to LOCKER ROOMS and meet ATHLETES! HE GOLFED WITH MICHAEL JORDAN FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!!!!!! and i will NOT entertain even so much as the thought of someone coming around and claiming they did more for their kid/s than that!

i quote the final paragraph of Kap's wikipedia page, which naturally was written by one of his many bigger fans who is 110% committed to spreading the gospel of kap (amen):

Someone who is anyone but David Kaplan wrote:
Kaplan is married to Mindy who is the marketing director of the World Famous Lou Malnati's chain of Chicago style pizzerias. Kaplan has a son Brett (21) and three stepsons in 25-year-old Nicholas, 23-year-old Alexander, and 22-year-old Garret. He also has 3 dogs: a yellow Labrador named Rocky, a mixed breed named Yoshi who he and his son Brett adopted at a Chicago Wolves hockey game in 2008 and a new Siberian Husky puppy named Sparky.


yeah dude, who else has their kids adopt dogs during intermissions of wolves games? you know even if nuclear armageddon happens and we all slowly die out in a nuclear winter that creates a climate that permanently resembles liquid nitrogen, you know that Brett Kaplan will always be warmed by the memories of adopting yoshi at a wolves game..... and how many other fathers are out there making those kind of eternally sunshiney memories for their kids? huh? exactly! ONLY THE FATHER OF THE FUCKING YEAR! * POUNDS TABLE *

but yeah CH one more asithirteen insinuation/suggestion like that and i'm going to have to foe list / ignore you. us kapmaniacs don't just roll deep, WE ROLL HARD. FOTY! * POUNDS TABLE *

Author:  sinicalypse [ Wed Aug 19, 2015 5:01 pm ]
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and btw 3 stepsons and only 1 biological child? DAVID "KAP" KAPLAN IS LOVE! he's out there father-of-the-yearing 4 kids and 3 of them don't even belong to him! i can't believe i glossed over that fact for all these years. but it only goes to show just how much more amazing david "kap" kaplan is than we already knew he was!

he didn't just step up and raise 3 kids that technically weren't his own.... he handled fucking business at a father-of-the-year level! just think of how many fathers out there can't even be arsed to give a shit about kids that came to exist from their joystick, and then think about david "kap" kaplan giving father-of-the-year-caliber LOVE to 3 kids that aren't even his! THAT'S THE FATHER OF THE GODDAMN YEAR WE'RE TALKING ABOUT! * POUNDS TABLE *

Author:  Curious Hair [ Wed Aug 19, 2015 5:11 pm ]
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Excuse me, but does Dave Kaplan advise people to stay out of direct sunlight because they'll get skin cancer and die, thus depriving their kids of a father, a healthy and fulfilling childhood, and a life without crippling medical bills? Does Dave Kaplan hang up on callers when he hears little kids in the background and tell his callers to be good fathers and pay attention to their kids for a change? FUCK NO. All he does is talk to David Haugh on a radio show with no radio station. Face it, times change. This is a passing of the coffee cup.

Author:  Franky T [ Wed Aug 19, 2015 6:01 pm ]
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redskingreg wrote:
Franky T wrote:
pittmike wrote:
Score a compliment for Dan from me. Terry was all ready to go down the Jordan is an assbag road because he is in town regarding a small trademark or copyright lawsuit. Dan tried to sensibly walk him back with love while laughing inside I am sure. Terry apparently does not realize if you do not vigorously defend your brand you can lose it.


The more I think about it, the show has become unlistenable because of Terry. Dan has always been his asshole self, but Terry simply doesn't bring anything to the show anymore. His parroting of Dan gets old real fast, he doesn't watch sports so he has no basis for the few comments he does make, and is rarely funny anymore.


Less than six months left for Terry, Franky T.


And The Score as we know it, as unrecognizable as it currently is, will officially be dead.

Author:  Douchebag [ Wed Aug 19, 2015 6:09 pm ]
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Terry sucks, he should retire!

WTF!?! The Score is dead when Terry retires

Author:  Franky T [ Wed Aug 19, 2015 6:27 pm ]
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Douchebag wrote:
Terry sucks, he should retire!

WTF!?! The Score is dead when Terry retires


Terry does suck at his job now (I never said anything about retirement), and yes, The Score as we know it will be dead when he does. He is the last of the old guard.

Author:  Minooka Meatball [ Wed Aug 19, 2015 6:44 pm ]
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Franky T wrote:
Douchebag wrote:
Terry sucks, he should retire!

WTF!?! The Score is dead when Terry retires


Terry does suck at his job now (I never said anything about retirement), and yes, The Score as we know it will be dead when he does. He is the last of the old guard.


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