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Author:  redskingreg [ Fri Oct 02, 2015 7:11 am ]
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No, not because it's hot in the poor places tonight, but because there are shooters everywhere. And that evil sun is out to give you cancer. Dan's world is getting smaller. Happy Friday, all.

Author:  bigfan [ Fri Oct 02, 2015 7:21 am ]
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redskingreg wrote:
No, not because it's hot in the poor places tonight, but because there are shooters everywhere. And that evil sun is out to give you cancer. Dan's world is getting smaller. Happy Friday, all.


Have you seen those crazy people drive!

Author:  redskingreg [ Fri Oct 02, 2015 7:23 am ]
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bigfan wrote:
redskingreg wrote:
No, not because it's hot in the poor places tonight, but because there are shooters everywhere. And that evil sun is out to give you cancer. Dan's world is getting smaller. Happy Friday, all.


Have you seen those crazy people drive!


Seen them? I'm one of them!

Author:  Zizou [ Fri Oct 02, 2015 10:02 am ]
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No need to ever go outdoors when you can make up sources and use deductive reasoning to program an entire show. When Terry retires this show will become nothing but a solipsistic exercise for Dan. Or, in other words, he will truly have become Mike Francesa.

Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Fri Oct 02, 2015 10:06 am ]
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redskingreg wrote:
No, not because it's hot in the poor places tonight, but because there are shooters everywhere. And that evil sun is out to give you cancer. Dan's world is getting smaller. Happy Friday, all.


I'd say Bernstain can become one of the creepy people he always bemoans, but he already is one...

The only thing I miss about this show is that I love hearing Terry on the air...and I know there isn't long left for him...I just can't handle Bitchstain and his grand proclamations that he is the only one who is ever right.

Author:  W_Z [ Fri Oct 02, 2015 10:06 am ]
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this section is causing me to have CTE.

Author:  denisdman [ Fri Oct 02, 2015 10:07 am ]
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W_Z wrote:
this section is causing me to have CTE.


Ban free speech. It's causing irreparable harm to the innocent.

Author:  W_Z [ Fri Oct 02, 2015 10:10 am ]
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i'm the victim here. anybody who victim shames me will be bullied and raped.

Author:  denisdman [ Fri Oct 02, 2015 10:14 am ]
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W_Z wrote:
i'm the victim here. anybody who victim shames me will be bullied and raped.


You will be provided with a pair of noise cancelling headphones. We have assigned a minimum of two Twitter advocates to take on your cause. A class action lawsuit against all forms of media has been initiated with you as the lead plaintiff. You will receive in home meals, a complimentary subscription to the NFL package, and an Asian masseuse of your selected gender. Once you pick your favorite date, we will make it a National Holiday. All bullies will be tortured in Syria by ISIS.

Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Fri Oct 02, 2015 10:47 am ]
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Why is Julie Unruh from WGN trying to reach Bernstain? Just saw this on Twitter?

Author:  Kirkwood [ Fri Oct 02, 2015 1:18 pm ]
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it's ok to publicly shame people into donating.

don't ever change.

:lol:

Author:  redskingreg [ Fri Oct 02, 2015 1:19 pm ]
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Kirkwood wrote:
it's ok to publicly shame people into donating.

don't ever change.

:lol:


What if you raise donations by walking with a goat?

Author:  Curious Hair [ Fri Oct 02, 2015 1:20 pm ]
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Kirkwood wrote:
it's ok to publicly shame people into donating.

don't ever change.

:lol:


It's not about rewarding people at the top. It's about shaming people at the bottom.

Author:  pittmike [ Fri Oct 02, 2015 1:20 pm ]
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Bernsie taking the fun out of scotch. :lol:

Author:  Hatchetman [ Fri Oct 02, 2015 1:21 pm ]
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pittmike wrote:
Bernsie taking the fun out of scotch. :lol:


How is that possible?

Author:  pittmike [ Fri Oct 02, 2015 1:23 pm ]
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Hatchetman wrote:
pittmike wrote:
Bernsie taking the fun out of scotch. :lol:


How is that possible?


Goff wanted Terry to grab him some and Bernsie went all intellectual, peaty, region and years on and on. Spiegel said what I wrote.

Author:  Kirkwood [ Fri Oct 02, 2015 1:23 pm ]
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Curious Hair wrote:
Kirkwood wrote:
it's ok to publicly shame people into donating.

don't ever change.

:lol:


It's not about rewarding people at the top. It's about shaming people at the bottom.

There is no use in creating a Bernstein parody. How can you top statements like that?

Author:  leashyourkids [ Fri Oct 02, 2015 1:30 pm ]
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Curious Hair wrote:
Kirkwood wrote:
it's ok to publicly shame people into donating.

don't ever change.

:lol:


It's not about rewarding people at the top. It's about shaming people at the bottom.


:lol: Nice avatar.

Author:  Curious Hair [ Fri Oct 02, 2015 3:40 pm ]
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Curious Hair wrote:
It's not about rewarding people at the top. It's about shaming people at the bottom.


Can we talk more about this? Even Spiegel found this gross.

Author:  mrgoodkat [ Fri Oct 02, 2015 4:01 pm ]
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Those Draft Kings reads are a tough listen. One step above listening to WGN reads about how Indiana wants you to move your business there.

Money talks.

Author:  City of Fools [ Fri Oct 02, 2015 4:34 pm ]
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now, the backtracking begins on John Fox.

Author:  redskingreg [ Fri Oct 02, 2015 5:07 pm ]
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City of Fools wrote:
now, the backtracking begins on John Fox.


Now? It's been like that for a couple weeks. They turned quickly.

Author:  City of Fools [ Fri Oct 02, 2015 5:08 pm ]
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redskingreg wrote:
City of Fools wrote:
now, the backtracking begins on John Fox.


Now? It's been like that for a couple weeks. They turned quickly.

it's kinda been innuendo until today...talking about how Fox is an awesome coach Monday through Saturday, and that his game possession concepts are old as dirt...

Author:  City of Fools [ Fri Oct 02, 2015 5:21 pm ]
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armed men have come through the cornfields to a house, armed and were shot at...just south of me in the cornfields of Cortland!

Author:  MelMarkon [ Fri Oct 02, 2015 5:47 pm ]
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...And the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard on the radio is.... Dan asking a caller "who is going to break into your house" during a back and forth about protecting your family with a firearm.

Too bad the caller was an idiot because Dan is completely clueless.

Author:  Rod [ Fri Oct 02, 2015 5:58 pm ]
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MelMarkon wrote:
...And the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard on the radio is.... Dan asking a caller "who is going to break into your house" during a back and forth about protecting your family with a firearm.

Too bad the caller was an idiot because Dan is completely clueless.


Well, the fact is that there's a far greater chance that a family member will be killed with your gun than that you will ever use it to stop an intruder. But facts probably shouldn't be part of this discussion.

Author:  MelMarkon [ Fri Oct 02, 2015 6:08 pm ]
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Well, the fact is that is a legitimate argument. Dan's is not. IMO

Author:  FavreFan [ Fri Oct 02, 2015 6:11 pm ]
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Curious Hair wrote:
Curious Hair wrote:
It's not about rewarding people at the top. It's about shaming people at the bottom.


Can we talk more about this? Even Spiegel found this gross.

What was this in reference to?

Author:  Curious Hair [ Fri Oct 02, 2015 6:51 pm ]
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FavreFan wrote:
Curious Hair wrote:
Curious Hair wrote:
It's not about rewarding people at the top. It's about shaming people at the bottom.


Can we talk more about this? Even Spiegel found this gross.

What was this in reference to?


Someone made a joke about a collection plate being passed around for a third time. Dan bragged that his synagogue publishes how much its members donate for everyone to see and lists them by tier. Spiegel said that's a terrible thing to do, as if it's to reward the wealthy for being better Jews than their fellow congregants. Dan responded that it's not about rewarding people at the top, it's about shaming people at the bottom. He tied it into his work with the cancer charity and said something about how this is how you do effective fundraising.

Without getting too rabbinical, I believe that anonymous giving is considered the highest form of charity.

Author:  redskingreg [ Fri Oct 02, 2015 6:55 pm ]
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It really made me look forward to the day when Dan might find himself down on his luck. He's such an arrogant, smug prick.

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