Dan still feels as though his safety was threatened. Consider yourself lucky for being able to sleep at night while a mentally-ill black is on the loose, 'cause Dan sure as hell cain't.

THE CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!

Dan still feels as though his safety was threatened. Consider yourself lucky for being able to sleep at night while a mentally-ill black is on the loose, 'cause Dan sure as hell cain't.

ESPN 1000 was answering the all important question- do you soap up in the shower north to south or south to north?

ESPN 1000 was answering the all important question- do you soap up in the shower north to south or south to north?

Add Lake Forest to the list of places where actionable threats will likely occur. Along with downtown office buildings, the downtown streets at rush hour, and Englewood. If Halas Hall were in some remote farmland (instead of a remote suburban location) there would not be such a threat.

Of course the simpler solution would be to just arm the reporters with Glocks.

North to North

Dan still feels as though his safety was threatened. Consider yourself lucky for being able to sleep at night while a mentally-ill black is on the loose, 'cause Dan sure as hell cain't.

when you have a faucet instead of a tongue, you want to use gravity.

Any Flip Saunders love today? I seem to recall him being of the learned men of the CBA that Dan had an obsession about.

I think I came in at the very last minute or two of that love, around 2:45p. For once, Dan almost sounded genuine. But then Terry managed to turn it into a diatribe about John Fox being a boring waste of flesh and air that nobody had an interesting story to tell about him. And then by the time I got home from Elwood it had devolved into justifiable mocking of the Detroit Lions' history of assistant coaches.

They sure do love basketball on this show.

Not your game?

ESPN 1000 was answering the all important question- do you soap up in the shower north to south or south to north?