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You know...there are times where I think it would be funny if an Xenomorph from the Alien movies would burst out of Bernstein's chest and destroy the whole studio...

...I get bored at work sometimes...

Hub is on today. The SJW minions will probably be out in full force like usual.

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I love how they're ripping on Peyton but the backup hasn't proven anything yet...after Sunday they may be calling for Peyton again...

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Bernstein with the inside scoop on fanduel and draftkings and the expensive legal muscle they've gotten.

Well connected guy. Great show.

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sjboyd0137 wrote:
You know...there are times where I think it would be funny if an Xenomorph from the Alien movies would burst out of Bernstein's chest and destroy the whole studio...

...I get bored at work sometimes...

Hub is on today. The SJW minions will probably be out in full force like usual.

Listen. Or don't. No one cares.


How about that alien from the end of Spaceballs? I like his little dance. "Hello my baby, hello my darling..."

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Bernstein with the inside scoop on fanduel and draftkings



does he have the inside scoop since they advertise on the Score ?


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Bagels wrote:
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Bernstein with the inside scoop on fanduel and draftkings



does he have the inside scoop since they advertise on the Score ?
Yup.

Just like the Cubs and the Bears. He uses his connections for the benefits of his bosses and us.

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denisdman wrote:
sjboyd0137 wrote:
You know...there are times where I think it would be funny if an Xenomorph from the Alien movies would burst out of Bernstein's chest and destroy the whole studio...

...I get bored at work sometimes...

Hub is on today. The SJW minions will probably be out in full force like usual.

Listen. Or don't. No one cares.


How about that alien from the end of Spaceballs? I like his little dance. "Hello my baby, hello my darling..."

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Or the Gremlin in Gremlins 2 singing "Start spreading the news....."

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I love how they're ripping on Peyton but the backup hasn't proven anything yet...after Sunday they may be calling for Peyton again...

If I was a Bears fan, I'd much rather face Peyton than an unknown guy who probably sucks. If you face Peyton, you're removing any doubt.

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Bernstein with the inside scoop on fanduel and draftkings and the expensive legal muscle they've gotten.

Well connected guy. Great show.

:lol:


Who knew a company that can afford to buy up 65% of NFL commercials had money for legal muscle?


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Bagels wrote:
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Bernstein with the inside scoop on fanduel and draftkings



does he have the inside scoop since they advertise on the Score ?

It's not official until Beardown has a fake conversation about it.

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I love how they're ripping on Peyton but the backup hasn't proven anything yet...after Sunday they may be calling for Peyton again...

If I was a Bears fan, I'd much rather face Peyton than an unknown guy who probably sucks. If you face Peyton, you're removing any doubt.

Agreed, this is the game Brick Orwell has been waiting his whole life for


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denisdman wrote:
sjboyd0137 wrote:
You know...there are times where I think it would be funny if an Xenomorph from the Alien movies would burst out of Bernstein's chest and destroy the whole studio...

...I get bored at work sometimes...

Hub is on today. The SJW minions will probably be out in full force like usual.

Listen. Or don't. No one cares.


How about that alien from the end of Spaceballs? I like his little dance. "Hello my baby, hello my darling..."

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:lol:

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Camps, I suggest your closing line to Alpana is as follows:, "Hey Al, how bout we go back to my place and watch Gremlins 2?"

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Camps, I suggest your closing line to Alpana is as follows:, "Hey Al, how bout we go back to my place and watch Gremlins 2?"

She seems like a Netflix and Chill kinda girl....after going to a bunch of artsy farsty shit. We'll see.

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Camps, I suggest your closing line to Alpana is as follows:, "Hey Al, how bout we go back to my place and watch Gremlins 2?"

She seems like a Netflix and Chill kinda girl....after going to a bunch of artsy farsty shit. We'll see.


Camps, can I be your wing man for this? It'd be quite amusing regardless of the ending. I promise to disappear at the magic moment. I'll even pay for the Red Box video.

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denisdman wrote:
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Camps, I suggest your closing line to Alpana is as follows:, "Hey Al, how bout we go back to my place and watch Gremlins 2?"

She seems like a Netflix and Chill kinda girl....after going to a bunch of artsy farsty shit. We'll see.


Camps, can I be your wing man for this? It'd be quite amusing regardless of the ending. I promise to disappear at the magic moment. I'll even pay for the Red Box video.

:shock:

He likes to watch...

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spmack wrote:
denisdman wrote:
Camps, I suggest your closing line to Alpana is as follows:, "Hey Al, how bout we go back to my place and watch Gremlins 2?"

She seems like a Netflix and Chill kinda girl....after going to a bunch of artsy farsty shit. We'll see.
Do people really just meet by smart phone, watch netflix, and get busy and then go home now?

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denisdman wrote:
spmack wrote:
denisdman wrote:
Camps, I suggest your closing line to Alpana is as follows:, "Hey Al, how bout we go back to my place and watch Gremlins 2?"

She seems like a Netflix and Chill kinda girl....after going to a bunch of artsy farsty shit. We'll see.


Camps, can I be your wing man for this? It'd be quite amusing regardless of the ending. I promise to disappear at the magic moment. I'll even pay for the Red Box video.

:shock:

He likes to watch...

:shaking:


I'll bring my Ray Charles "sunglasses".

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You're really not helping your case...

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FavreFan wrote:
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I love how they're ripping on Peyton but the backup hasn't proven anything yet...after Sunday they may be calling for Peyton again...

If I was a Bears fan, I'd much rather face Peyton than an unknown guy who probably sucks. If you face Peyton, you're removing any doubt.

that's not what I was getting at...are they a better team with Peyton or the backup? The jury has to still be out...

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spmack wrote:
denisdman wrote:
Camps, I suggest your closing line to Alpana is as follows:, "Hey Al, how bout we go back to my place and watch Gremlins 2?"

She seems like a Netflix and Chill kinda girl....after going to a bunch of artsy farsty shit. We'll see.


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This Rousey talk is just god awful. Neither of them know the sport worth a fuck.

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This Rousey talk is just god awful. Neither of them know the sport worth a fuck.


Agreed!

..in other news....DiCaro got a new..."outfit" :shock:
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Upwardly Mobile: The Rise of the Connected Class feels like it was meant to read as a double-entendre but really just reads at face value after all.

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spmack wrote:
denisdman wrote:
Camps, I suggest your closing line to Alpana is as follows:, "Hey Al, how bout we go back to my place and watch Gremlins 2?"

She seems like a Netflix and Chill kinda girl....after going to a bunch of artsy farsty shit. We'll see.
Do people really just meet by smart phone, watch netflix, and get busy and then go home now?


It's called Tinder and you have it right except for the Netflix part.

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Upwardly Mobile: The Rise of the Connected Class feels like it was meant to read as a double-entendre but really just reads at face value after all.


The story that Dicaro made up on Twitter about someone eating her popcorn was actually her waking up from a dream about eating popcorn...craving it...and finally realizing she already ate the whole bag!


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This Rousey talk is just god awful. Neither of them know the sport worth a fuck.


Agreed!

..in other news....DiCaro got a new..."outfit" :shock:
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And she wonders why NO ONE takes her opinions seriously. LOL


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I'm guessing the skinny girl looks down upon the fat girl in disdain. In the same way Danny looks down upon Spiegs.

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spmack wrote:
denisdman wrote:
Camps, I suggest your closing line to Alpana is as follows:, "Hey Al, how bout we go back to my place and watch Gremlins 2?"

She seems like a Netflix and Chill kinda girl....after going to a bunch of artsy farsty shit. We'll see.
Do people really just meet by smart phone, watch netflix, and get busy and then go home now?


I've recently met enough females to know that they bemoan the second part of the above equation. You forgot the drinks/shots that are needed to lubricate the event.

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I love how they're ripping on Peyton but the backup hasn't proven anything yet...after Sunday they may be calling for Peyton again...

If I was a Bears fan, I'd much rather face Peyton than an unknown guy who probably sucks. If you face Peyton, you're removing any doubt.

that's not what I was getting at...are they a better team with Peyton or the backup? The jury has to still be out...



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