Dan Bernstein and Terry Boers will attempt to educate you all on why you should ignore Joakim Noah because he sucked. If you want to be smarter, listen to this show.

Also, there will be slight mentions of Lebron getting wang whipped last night.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

What is a Joakim Noah?

Is that like a Cleveland Steamer?

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Joakim Noah is a guy with a fantastic smile and a tremendous eye for sharp clothing.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Oh...the NBA

Fuck that shit.

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Dan's tired of Chicago athletes being referred to as, "Chicago Tough".

STOP. CALLING. NOAH. CHICAGO. TOUGH!
THERE. ARE. TOUGH. PEOPLE. EVERYWHERE!

#ChicagoToughShaming

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"This is Chicago, my friend. Anything can happen."

Chicago Tough Athletes need a "safe space" from Dan's bullying ways.

He is just horrible

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dan does an excellent job of finding inane details of local media coverage then getting enraged over it for 5 hours a day.... terry says... "that sounds about right" and or "thats what my guy says too"

I get the making fun of some over the top types but I do not believe I know of a person that hates where they are from more than Dan. Whether it is US stuff or Chicago sucks it is dumb trolling for stupid callers.

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Elections have consequences.

It almost feels like he should be banished to eternity in that backwoods hell known as North Carolina where he went to college.

Either that, or doing mid-day talk radio in Kansas. Not sports. Politics.

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Well, the Chicago Tough thing is dumb.

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Guess it all depends on what part of Chicago

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

Pretty brave of Walt to post a gif of some home movies ... and impressive quality for 8mm film.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

A list of places with the highest life expectancy!

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except for WSCR studios

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I'm assuming Bernstein's house is not on that list.

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I don't blame bernstein because he obviously doesn't know the NBA existed before Jordan, but Terry has no fucking excuse. You're gonna talk about Curry and call him a "unicorn" and then suddenly Ben Gordon is in the conversation? Ben Gordon???? Curry is a great player, but there have been many similar guys. Does bernstein even know who Calvin Murphy is? I doubt it. Shit, I think Tiny Archibald led the league in scoring and assists one season.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

yes Nate the Skate did

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

Um, Calvin Murphy has 10 3 pointers made in his career out of 72 attempts.

Or is there a different Calvin Murphy?

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Bernstein tells the dullest stories of any guy I've ever heard who has been around athletes for decades.

In trying to tell a Scott Skiles story, the first question has to be: is this story better than the ones everyone could see on tv, like when he clowned Antoine Joubert(?) or Shaq? Chasing a scared Crawford into 5 degree weather @the Berto Center doesn't fit the bill.

Then Captain No Salt doubles down and tells a DiMaggio/Bach story that tells us nothing about Bach and nothing new (or interesting about) DiMaggio. Maybe he needs a little time at the feet of JORR.

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Much like Gregg Popovich, if you could just sit down and have a couple drinks with him after everyone has left the bar, you'd have a whole different perception of him.

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He was one Mother Fuckin baton twirler

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

Doesn't he also have 10 made kids on like 72 attempts?

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Maybe I'm off on this one, but iirc Pistol Pete was a helluva scorer & ball handler & not too much less athletic. I know his FG% and assist numbers had to be much lower than Curry's, but if Pistol Pete (soberly) played in the 3pt era he would have to have been in the discussion.

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Yeah, Maravich- there's a guy who is a spot on comp for Curry.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Shawn Kemp is unimpressed.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Not listening, but what does Ben Gordon have to do with anything?

Also, and this probably is mostly because of the 3 point line, and innovations in the game since it was introduced, but there have not been any players similar to Steph Curry before.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Bernstein mentioned that Gordon could have games like Curry but no one has ever been as consistently dominant like that.

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Better dribbler than shooter...duh!

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

I was half listening BUT all he really said is that Gordon had a brief-ish stretch at one point (how long I don't recall .. a few months maybe?) where his play and contribution were somewhat similar, with deference given to his size. He was not, on any level, trying to directly compare the two, nor was he trying to put Gordon in any favorable light with respect to his career.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George