Joakim Noah is a guy with a fantastic smile and a tremendous eye for sharp clothing.
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| Author: | Brick [ Tue Jan 19, 2016 2:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | 1/19: Say No to Noah |
Dan Bernstein and Terry Boers will attempt to educate you all on why you should ignore Joakim Noah because he sucked. If you want to be smarter, listen to this show. Also, there will be slight mentions of Lebron getting wang whipped last night. |
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Tue Jan 19, 2016 2:56 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 1/19: Say No to Noah |
What is a Joakim Noah? Is that like a Cleveland Steamer? |
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| Author: | denisdman [ Tue Jan 19, 2016 2:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 1/19: Say No to Noah |
Joakim Noah is a guy with a fantastic smile and a tremendous eye for sharp clothing. |
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Tue Jan 19, 2016 2:59 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 1/19: Say No to Noah |
Oh...the NBA Fuck that shit. |
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| Author: | Godfella [ Tue Jan 19, 2016 3:06 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 1/19: Say No to Noah |
Dan's tired of Chicago athletes being referred to as, "Chicago Tough". STOP. CALLING. NOAH. CHICAGO. TOUGH! THERE. ARE. TOUGH. PEOPLE. EVERYWHERE! #ChicagoToughShaming |
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Tue Jan 19, 2016 3:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 1/19: Say No to Noah |
Godfella wrote: Dan's tired of Chicago athletes being referred to as, "Chicago Tough". STOP. CALLING. NOAH. CHICAGO. TOUGH! THERE. ARE. TOUGH. PEOPLE. EVERYWHERE! #ChicagoToughShaming Chicago Tough Athletes need a "safe space" from Dan's bullying ways. He is just horrible |
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| Author: | billypootons [ Tue Jan 19, 2016 3:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 1/19: Say No to Noah |
dan does an excellent job of finding inane details of local media coverage then getting enraged over it for 5 hours a day.... terry says... "that sounds about right" and or "thats what my guy says too" |
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| Author: | pittmike [ Tue Jan 19, 2016 3:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 1/19: Say No to Noah |
I get the making fun of some over the top types but I do not believe I know of a person that hates where they are from more than Dan. Whether it is US stuff or Chicago sucks it is dumb trolling for stupid callers. |
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Tue Jan 19, 2016 3:13 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 1/19: Say No to Noah |
pittmike wrote: I get the making fun of some over the type tops but I do not believe I know of a person that hates where they are from more than Dan. Whether it is US stuff or Chicago sucks it is dumb trolling for stupid callers. It almost feels like he should be banished to eternity in that backwoods hell known as North Carolina where he went to college. Either that, or doing mid-day talk radio in Kansas. Not sports. Politics. |
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| Author: | Brick [ Tue Jan 19, 2016 3:15 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 1/19: Say No to Noah |
pittmike wrote: I get the making fun of some over the top types but I do not believe I know of a person that hates where they are from more than Dan. Whether it is US stuff or Chicago sucks it is dumb trolling for stupid callers. Well, the Chicago Tough thing is dumb.
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| Author: | Walt Williams Neck [ Tue Jan 19, 2016 3:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 1/19: Say No to Noah |
 Guess it all depends on what part of Chicago |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Tue Jan 19, 2016 3:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 1/19: Say No to Noah |
Pretty brave of Walt to post a gif of some home movies ... and impressive quality for 8mm film. |
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| Author: | Walt Williams Neck [ Tue Jan 19, 2016 3:56 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 1/19: Say No to Noah |
Don Tiny wrote: Pretty brave of Walt to post a gif of some home movies ... and impressive quality for 8mm film. 
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| Author: | Brick [ Tue Jan 19, 2016 3:57 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 1/19: Say No to Noah |
A list of places with the highest life expectancy! |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Tue Jan 19, 2016 3:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 1/19: Say No to Noah |
Godfella wrote: Dan's tired of Chicago athletes being referred to as, "Chicago Tough". STOP. CALLING. NOAH. CHICAGO. TOUGH! THERE. ARE. TOUGH. PEOPLE. EVERYWHERE! except for WSCR studios |
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Tue Jan 19, 2016 3:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 1/19: Say No to Noah |
Boilermaker Rick wrote: A list of places with the highest life expectancy! I'm assuming Bernstein's house is not on that list. |
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| Author: | Rod [ Tue Jan 19, 2016 4:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 1/19: Say No to Noah |
I don't blame bernstein because he obviously doesn't know the NBA existed before Jordan, but Terry has no fucking excuse. You're gonna talk about Curry and call him a "unicorn" and then suddenly Ben Gordon is in the conversation? Ben Gordon???? Curry is a great player, but there have been many similar guys. Does bernstein even know who Calvin Murphy is? I doubt it. Shit, I think Tiny Archibald led the league in scoring and assists one season. |
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| Author: | Walt Williams Neck [ Tue Jan 19, 2016 4:17 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 1/19: Say No to Noah |
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: I don't blame bernstein because he obviously doesn't know the NBA existed before Jordan, but Terry has no fucking excuse. You're gonna talk about Curry and call him a "unicorn" and then suddenly Ben Gordon is in the conversation? Ben Gordon???? Curry is a great player, but there have been many similar guys. Does bernstein even know who Calvin Murphy is? I doubt it. Shit, I think Tiny Archibald led the league in scoring and assists one season. yes Nate the Skate did |
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| Author: | Brick [ Tue Jan 19, 2016 4:19 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 1/19: Say No to Noah |
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: I don't blame bernstein because he obviously doesn't know the NBA existed before Jordan, but Terry has no fucking excuse. You're gonna talk about Curry and call him a "unicorn" and then suddenly Ben Gordon is in the conversation? Ben Gordon???? Curry is a great player, but there have been many similar guys. Does bernstein even know who Calvin Murphy is? I doubt it. Shit, I think Tiny Archibald led the league in scoring and assists one season. Um, Calvin Murphy has 10 3 pointers made in his career out of 72 attempts.Or is there a different Calvin Murphy? |
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| Author: | Regular Reader [ Tue Jan 19, 2016 4:24 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 1/19: Say No to Noah |
Bernstein tells the dullest stories of any guy I've ever heard who has been around athletes for decades. In trying to tell a Scott Skiles story, the first question has to be: is this story better than the ones everyone could see on tv, like when he clowned Antoine Joubert(?) or Shaq? Chasing a scared Crawford into 5 degree weather @the Berto Center doesn't fit the bill. Then Captain No Salt doubles down and tells a DiMaggio/Bach story that tells us nothing about Bach and nothing new (or interesting about) DiMaggio. Maybe he needs a little time at the feet of JORR. |
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| Author: | Curious Hair [ Tue Jan 19, 2016 4:26 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 1/19: Say No to Noah |
Regular Reader wrote: Bernstein tells the dullest stories of any guy I've ever heard who has been around athletes for decades. Much like Gregg Popovich, if you could just sit down and have a couple drinks with him after everyone has left the bar, you'd have a whole different perception of him. |
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| Author: | Walt Williams Neck [ Tue Jan 19, 2016 4:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 1/19: Say No to Noah |
Boilermaker Rick wrote: Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: I don't blame bernstein because he obviously doesn't know the NBA existed before Jordan, but Terry has no fucking excuse. You're gonna talk about Curry and call him a "unicorn" and then suddenly Ben Gordon is in the conversation? Ben Gordon???? Curry is a great player, but there have been many similar guys. Does bernstein even know who Calvin Murphy is? I doubt it. Shit, I think Tiny Archibald led the league in scoring and assists one season. Um, Calvin Murphy has 10 3 pointers made in his career out of 72 attempts.Or is there a different Calvin Murphy?  He was one Mother Fuckin baton twirler 
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| Author: | FavreFan [ Tue Jan 19, 2016 4:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 1/19: Say No to Noah |
Boilermaker Rick wrote: Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: I don't blame bernstein because he obviously doesn't know the NBA existed before Jordan, but Terry has no fucking excuse. You're gonna talk about Curry and call him a "unicorn" and then suddenly Ben Gordon is in the conversation? Ben Gordon???? Curry is a great player, but there have been many similar guys. Does bernstein even know who Calvin Murphy is? I doubt it. Shit, I think Tiny Archibald led the league in scoring and assists one season. Um, Calvin Murphy has 10 3 pointers made in his career out of 72 attempts.Or is there a different Calvin Murphy? Doesn't he also have 10 made kids on like 72 attempts? |
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| Author: | Regular Reader [ Tue Jan 19, 2016 4:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 1/19: Say No to Noah |
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: I don't blame bernstein because he obviously doesn't know the NBA existed before Jordan, but Terry has no fucking excuse. You're gonna talk about Curry and call him a "unicorn" and then suddenly Ben Gordon is in the conversation? Ben Gordon???? Curry is a great player, but there have been many similar guys. Does bernstein even know who Calvin Murphy is? I doubt it. Shit, I think Tiny Archibald led the league in scoring and assists one season. Maybe I'm off on this one, but iirc Pistol Pete was a helluva scorer & ball handler & not too much less athletic. I know his FG% and assist numbers had to be much lower than Curry's, but if Pistol Pete (soberly) played in the 3pt era he would have to have been in the discussion. |
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| Author: | Rod [ Tue Jan 19, 2016 4:32 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 1/19: Say No to Noah |
Regular Reader wrote: Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: I don't blame bernstein because he obviously doesn't know the NBA existed before Jordan, but Terry has no fucking excuse. You're gonna talk about Curry and call him a "unicorn" and then suddenly Ben Gordon is in the conversation? Ben Gordon???? Curry is a great player, but there have been many similar guys. Does bernstein even know who Calvin Murphy is? I doubt it. Shit, I think Tiny Archibald led the league in scoring and assists one season. Maybe I'm off on this one, but iirc Pistol Pete was a helluva scorer & ball handler & not too much less athletic. I know his FG% and assist numbers had to be much lower than Curry's, but if Pistol Pete (soberly) played in the 3pt era he would have to have been in the discussion. Yeah, Maravich- there's a guy who is a spot on comp for Curry. |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Tue Jan 19, 2016 4:32 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 1/19: Say No to Noah |
FavreFan wrote: Boilermaker Rick wrote: Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: I don't blame bernstein because he obviously doesn't know the NBA existed before Jordan, but Terry has no fucking excuse. You're gonna talk about Curry and call him a "unicorn" and then suddenly Ben Gordon is in the conversation? Ben Gordon???? Curry is a great player, but there have been many similar guys. Does bernstein even know who Calvin Murphy is? I doubt it. Shit, I think Tiny Archibald led the league in scoring and assists one season. Um, Calvin Murphy has 10 3 pointers made in his career out of 72 attempts.Or is there a different Calvin Murphy? Doesn't he also have 10 made kids on like 72 attempts? Shawn Kemp is unimpressed. |
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| Author: | FavreFan [ Tue Jan 19, 2016 4:33 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 1/19: Say No to Noah |
Not listening, but what does Ben Gordon have to do with anything? Also, and this probably is mostly because of the 3 point line, and innovations in the game since it was introduced, but there have not been any players similar to Steph Curry before. |
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| Author: | Brick [ Tue Jan 19, 2016 4:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 1/19: Say No to Noah |
FavreFan wrote: Not listening, but what does Ben Gordon have to do with anything? Bernstein mentioned that Gordon could have games like Curry but no one has ever been as consistently dominant like that.
Also, and this probably is mostly because of the 3 point line, and innovations in the game since it was introduced, but there have not been any players similar to Steph Curry before. |
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| Author: | Walt Williams Neck [ Tue Jan 19, 2016 4:35 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 1/19: Say No to Noah |
FavreFan wrote: Boilermaker Rick wrote: Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: I don't blame bernstein because he obviously doesn't know the NBA existed before Jordan, but Terry has no fucking excuse. You're gonna talk about Curry and call him a "unicorn" and then suddenly Ben Gordon is in the conversation? Ben Gordon???? Curry is a great player, but there have been many similar guys. Does bernstein even know who Calvin Murphy is? I doubt it. Shit, I think Tiny Archibald led the league in scoring and assists one season. Um, Calvin Murphy has 10 3 pointers made in his career out of 72 attempts.Or is there a different Calvin Murphy? Doesn't he also have 10 made kids on like 72 attempts? Better dribbler than shooter...duh! |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Tue Jan 19, 2016 4:35 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 1/19: Say No to Noah |
FavreFan wrote: Not listening, but what does Ben Gordon have to do with anything? Also, and this probably is mostly because of the 3 point line, and innovations in the game since it was introduced, but there have not been any players similar to Steph Curry before. I was half listening BUT all he really said is that Gordon had a brief-ish stretch at one point (how long I don't recall .. a few months maybe?) where his play and contribution were somewhat similar, with deference given to his size. He was not, on any level, trying to directly compare the two, nor was he trying to put Gordon in any favorable light with respect to his career. |
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