During "shift change" I heard Bernstein recount how he finally got batteries for his garage door opener. He actually contacted the homeowners association for assistance. At one point, as Goff kept yammering to interject, Terry mentioned that his car (Acura) had the ability to open the garage door. Dan seemed to laugh at himself while expressing some measure of accomplishment.

I've lost all (remaining) respect for this putz and any stories of accomplishment he wishes to share. I'm surprised his wunderkind couldn't solve it for him, but maybe electronics (like math) is something too simple for him too understand/grasp/explain. Whatever. I don't need to hear anything from this raging vagina about sports, or life, or whatever.

PTFB, and I'm done. There's ignorant talk, and then there's just simple ignorance (in a modern sort of way). Let him regale the rest of you ALS (and wannabe ALS) about something he just learned the night before about sports. The dumbass callers will keep coming because anybody with a clue has moved on and knows better, far better.

During "shift change" I heard Bernstein recount how he finally got batteries for his garage door opener.

I wanted to wait longer for ALS role call to fully assemble. But those of you here, defend your vagina boy.

I'm sure he redeemed himself for you by having someone else's thoughts that he could bestow upon you. Maybe he gave you something new to knaw into about Derrick? Hopefully he can give you something to carry into the weekend that won't get you mocked derisively (Championship Sunday). Maybe you'll talk your brand of sports to your oblivious significant other (who thinks "whatever" just get me another whatever). Or maybe you'll flip the script and use this while around another with whom you feel DB like (translated: superior), and mock VB for mentioning it while not knowing what the fuck you just paid for, but feeling smug that you paid less than that other prick in the loaded Acura MDX.

You guys listened the remaining hours, so I'm sure you feel good knowing that your "guy" doesn't know how a thermostat works, or that a garage door opener needs batteries to operate. Just remember the number to your road service (mine is printed on the driver's side glass) if you need a flat fixed or a needless tow. Just don't talk sports to the guy who's saving your sorry ass when truly in dumbass need.

Douchebag, you're up.

During "shift change" I heard Bernstein recount how he finally got batteries for his garage door opener. He actually contacted the homeowners association for assistance. At one point, as Goff kept yammering to interject, Terry mentioned that his car (Acura) had the ability to open the garage door. Dan seemed to laugh at himself while expressing some measure of accomplishment.

I've lost all (remaining) respect for this putz and any stories of accomplishment he wishes to share. I'm surprised his wunderkind couldn't solve it for him, but maybe electronics (like math) is something too simple for him too understand/grasp/explain. Whatever. I don't need to hear anything from this raging vagina about sports, or life, or whatever.

PTFB, and I'm done. There's ignorant talk, and then there's just simple ignorance (in a modern sort of way). Let him regale the rest of you ALS (and wannabe ALS) about something he just learned the night before about sports. The dumbass callers will keep coming because anybody with a clue has moved on and knows better, far better.

0% listening + 100% blind/deaf ALS defense = Ultimate ALS status? Close, but not quite. I'm sure you try to make up for it by titter following.

During "shift change" I heard Bernstein recount how he finally got batteries for his garage door opener. He actually contacted the homeowners association for assistance.

No ALS here. We are merely pointing out that haters continue to listen despite claims to the contrary. It's ok. You might protest, but we know you play with yourself, watch porn, "forget" to wash your hands after using the bathroom, and enjoy Adelle music.

I don't like Adelle music.

The NHL is in serious trouble if the Canadian dollar keeps dropping. It's one thing to shoulder the blow of an 85-cent CAD with how far and away Toronto, Montreal, and Vancouver outdraw other teams. Below 60 cents, a huge portion of your league revenue is disappearing into thin air.

Do the Canadian players get paid in U.S. or Canadian dollars?

As for the American teams, their ticket revenues and tv contracts are in U.S. dollars. That will cushion the blow as it's a natural hedge. I know the Canadian tv contract is a huge revenue source, but I think U.S. teams will be fine.

I highly doubt that a decline per team of around $3M per year is going to kill anyone.

Really? The Coyotes are hanging by a thread. If they don't get to keep their arena management deal where they get paid to rent the arena and collect revenue from other events, they're dead.