Let's think about this for a second

here's where you went wrong

here's where you went wrong

I perfected the hover method during my travels in Europe. Necessity stares you in the face when you walk into a communist era bathroom whose idea of a toilet is a hole in the floor with foot outlines on either side

I assume most corporate bathrooms are a collection of bad. We had one particularly odd individual. He was a computer consultant of Asian descent. When he used the stall, you would not see any feet or legs underneath the door even though you knew someone was in the stall. We eventually realized that this guy would put his feet on top of the toilet seat and crouch down to complete his business. This technique was aptly named, "crouching tiger, hidden crapper".

Encountered this exact thing in a bar in Sicily.

They had a stack of newspapers torn into strips for the ahhh... "clean up".

Bernstein mentioned on yesterday's show the Score studio bathroom recently underwent a "renovation" and hinted that they were disappointed that it only amounted to a paint job. Terry then added that the bathroom is still stinky.

Let's think about this for a second. Are they seriously surprised that management wouldn't sink money into a nice bathroom when you've got, as regular users:

1. a guy who weighs over 4 spins and probably damn near fills the bowl at least once a morning
2. a guy who has a history of shitting his pants and expecting other employees to clean up after him
3. the rest of the male Score "talent" who probably average 2.5 showers a month

Yup Dan, you guys deserve nothing but the best.

I assume most corporate bathrooms are a collection of bad. We had one particularly odd individual. He was a computer consultant of Asian descent. When he used the stall, you would not see any feet or legs underneath the door even though you knew someone was in the stall. We eventually realized that this guy would put his feet on top of the toilet seat and crouch down to complete his business. This technique was aptly named, "crouching tiger, hidden crapper".

Bernstein mentioned on yesterday's show the Score studio bathroom recently underwent a "renovation" and hinted that they were disappointed that it only amounted to a paint job. Terry then added that the bathroom is still stinky.

Let's think about this for a second. Are they seriously surprised that management wouldn't sink money into a nice bathroom when you've got, as regular users:

1. a guy who weighs over 4 spins and probably damn near fills the bowl at least once a morning
2. a guy who has a history of shitting his pants and expecting other employees to clean up after him
3. the rest of the male Score "talent" who probably average 2.5 showers a month

Yup Dan, you guys deserve nothing but the best.

I assume most corporate bathrooms are a collection of bad. We had one particularly odd individual. He was a computer consultant of Asian descent. When he used the stall, you would not see any feet or legs underneath the door even though you knew someone was in the stall. We eventually realized that this guy would put his feet on top of the toilet seat and crouch down to complete his business. This technique was aptly named, "crouching tiger, hidden crapper".

I never cared about where I shit. I don't eat off my ass. Who gives a care where I put it.

I perfected the hover method during my travels in Europe. Necessity stares you in the face when you walk into a communist era bathroom whose idea of a toilet is a hole in the floor with foot outlines on either side

Good Dolphin, I love the hover method as well. Having mastered it came in handy two months ago. Successfully deposited into a recycling bin in the backseat of my Ford F-150. Total operation took less than 2 minutes. That's a success.

Good Dolphin, I love the hover method as well. Having mastered it came in handy two months ago. Successfully deposited into a recycling bin in the backseat of my Ford F-150. Total operation took less than 2 minutes. That's a success.

I never cared about where I shit. I don't eat off my ass. Who gives a care where I put it.

Also, when you hover, there is a good chance you are just going to end up pissing yourself.