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Author:  The 312 [ Thu Mar 17, 2016 1:19 pm ]
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Fuck Wad and Fuck Tard's bit is worn very thin (as are almost all of their bits).

I say we could have a real tournament of bad right here on the board. I'll start the ball rolling. If there are enough suggestions and I have the time I'll set something up and we can have fun with it next week.

Starting suggestions:

“That’s what my guy says too…”
Wanting other people’s children to destroy their brains so that you can watch football
Goff’s 90,000 car
The angry little man routine
Screaming at callers sent to you by the producer
Pretend serious journalism voice
“We’ll never know what happened.”
“Playa”
Fake gangster tough guys from Evanston
“You know what you’re here for girl.”
Terry’s genius vocalizations

Author:  Gloopan Kuratz [ Thu Mar 17, 2016 3:44 pm ]
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Grimace eating a burrito he found in a motel room
Julie DiCaro (top seed in the tournament)
Vague references that no one understands
Incessant laughter when nothing is remotely funny
Long interview questions that don't let the guest speak
Crib stories
References to women partners that no one ever sees.
Lawrence comic book stories
By Cracky
Saying you are not a doctor then talking for 5 minutes about medical stuff
Saying you are not a lawyer then talking for 5 minutes about legal stuff
Fake sources
"We gonna do this now?"

Author:  Cuda [ Sat Mar 19, 2016 9:24 am ]
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"Yar"
"And members of."

Author:  Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Sat Mar 19, 2016 10:17 am ]
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Image

Author:  MajorKong [ Sat Mar 19, 2016 6:36 pm ]
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Declaring something ridiculous, dumb, and unnecessary- then spending an entire week talking about it.

Author:  Don Tiny [ Sat Mar 19, 2016 10:26 pm ]
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MajorKong wrote:
Declaring something ridiculous, dumb, and unnecessary- then spending an entire week talking about it.

You think a week's a long time, you should see the DiCaro thread ...

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