In transition, Dan asked why Derrick Rose doesn't drive to the South Side and give kids shoes like Bobby Simmons does. Jason replied, "because he's Derrick Rose." I know Dan has many sources, so I'm assuming he knows about the funerals Derrick has taken care of through the years. Mentioning that doesn't fit the narrative though, because Derrick is averaging 18.8 points, 4.6 assists and 3.7 rebounds and shooting 47% since January 1.

Well Rozner wants to know why Jimmy Butler is given a pass while Rose takes heat for his injuries and statements. I puked when I read the article two weeks ago.

Goff defends Rose way too much as I posted in the show thread. If you can't see why folks have grown tired of Rose's act, then you are blind. I have no problem if you like him, but the guy has been his own worst enemy.

In transition, Dan asked why Derrick Rose doesn't drive to the South Side and give kids shoes like Bobby Simmons does. Jason replied, "because he's Derrick Rose." I know Dan has many sources, so I'm assuming he knows about the funerals Derrick has taken care of through the years. Mentioning that doesn't fit the narrative though, because Derrick is averaging 18.8 points, 4.6 assists and 3.7 rebounds and shooting 47% since January 1.

Rose would get more credit for his charity work if he spent months crowing about it on the radio like Dan does.

I will always associate you and your masochist hatred for Rozner articles.

If this hawks thing is a real story, then I'm pretty sure every college kid is committing felony's

It's funny. When some guy calls in to say how he isn't going to attend Cubs, Sox, Bears, or Bulls games for this or that reason, dan rips the guy's fuckin' head off and tells him, "Good. They won't miss you. Nobody cares." When these assholes call in and keep insisting Kane did something wrong rather than simply being wrongly accused by a liar and her crazy family and say how they feel dirty watching the Hawks and they don't want to go to games anymore, dan says the Hawks don't care, but he says it in a sad, resigned way, as if the fan's stance in this instance is a noble quest rather than being futile stupidity like that of the fans who refuse to attend the games of the other teams.

I agree it is very unsavory to accuse a man of a rape he did not commit. And keep the "fanboy" crap. I don't give a fuck about Patrick Kane. If the Hawks never played another game, I wouldn't lose a wink of sleep.

You mad at me?

Only thing easier than not listening to Dan Bernstein is not reading his blurps.

I will be holding a class that will program you to turn to AM 1000 when you hear any number of key repetitive phrases uttered on WSCR. Sources, my guy, highly paid lawyers...I will let you people complete the list, maybe he got some new phrases in last year?

blurps

Dan: "Bobby's turned into a real grown-up. And there are some guys out there who aren't or who don't take care of their money, and I was around Bobby at DePaul...and I've been really pleased to hear about the kind of stuff he does....he really....you know you compare it to...I hate to drag Derrick into it but...Derrick will drive down the street and people will see him....but Derrick doesn't get out of his car and talk to people. Bobby does a lot...Bobby really does...he wants to gather the kids around, he wants to talk to people."

Terry is in impeccable parrot form.