http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2016/04/18/ ... ck-drafts/

WTH? Is this like an online Score search?

Mitch must be soooo proud.

Where's Julies?

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that's actually pretty funny... and his opinion is more informed than terry

How fucking insulting is this to Durkin and the rest. Please..just fucking stop already. The kid did NOT do it all himself.

That's pretty cool.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Yeah, I think I'd be annoyed if I was Durkin also.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Exactly.

Sweet Jesus, they did it. They actually did it.

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GROWN. ASS. MEN. who do this for a living write sentence or two and an 8-year-old writes a paragraph.

Call me when it's in Mandarin.

Ending the whole thing with "area 5th grader" would make me think the Score did a high-concept parody of Draftology if I thought the Score were capable of anything remotely high-concept.

EDIT: Also, if I thought Dan Durkin would take to a piece that effectively says "your life is such frivolous bullshit that a child can outdo you."

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At 5-foot-11, he’s a little short but has great ball skills.

I thought it was 5-foot-9 and a half ...

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

I'd put dough on the lil Jew that he outperforms Greg fuckin Gabriel in the draft.

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It's almost impossible to sink lower than this.

Can we make fun of his kid for his crappy mock draft, or is he still off limits?

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Go for it. Fair game now

Boy, he's come a long way in less than a year:

https://twitter.com/dan_bernstein/statu ... 36256?s=09

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Parody of a parody of a parody.

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The Bulls haven't done anything wrong, and they're not going to do anything wrong.

5-1 odds he gets beat up after school Friday, 3 PM, Bike Racks!

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Total Dusty Baker move on Dan's part

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"Now comes good sailing. Moose. Indian."

You know, I've said this a lot on this board (the "Peak Bernstein" joke), but making your co-workers let your kid show them up is probably as high/low/whatever as it gets. Someone ought to send it to Deadspin, see if they run with it. We already know Boobs isn't as popular with them as they are with him.

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Dan Bernstein: Is that a threat to my kid? Are you encouraging kids to beat him up? I'm calling my lawyer.

Bigfan:

Encouragement not needed.

"did you guys see my mock draft write up!"

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Aw, really? That's bad.

Remember, it is Adam La Roche who is weird

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

He is going to hide behind the lie that he is posting it because it is cute. You know he really thinks the kid has great insight.

His mock draft on its merits alone is poorly considered and would be ripped if presented by and adult. The Pitt WR is not going anywhere near the top 10. The Bears are not taking any safety other than Ramsey (if he falls) at #11. It's a bad draft for WR and S yet he has them all over the top of the draft.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Even if this is just some weird troll job I do not get including the kid in this. He is either sickly in need of the attention he seeks like this and Twitter. Or he desperately is trying to be spoil his kid or worse trying to show the kid dad is kinda a big deal.

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Elections have consequences.

This is a great point. What 11 year old has watched a minute of Pitt football to have seen Boyd? I would give him the watching along with dad IF his dad ever watched any college football. Maybe the Notre Dame game and he has great insight now.

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Elections have consequences.

Julies kid should be on there too. Everyone gets a trophy.

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That's what Scott Hall's family thought

this is great for a number of different reasons.

i'm happy for the kid but wow what a joke for paid professionals to get to see that. there are sports journalists scratching for every little piece of the pie, just trying to feed their families....boom. 5th grade kid in the cbs mock draft article. how far in debt did you go to get that degree dopes?