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Author:  Peoria Matt [ Mon Apr 18, 2016 3:40 pm ]
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http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2016/04/18/ ... ck-drafts/

WTH? Is this like an online Score search?
Author:  Gloopan Kuratz [ Mon Apr 18, 2016 3:43 pm ]
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Mitch must be soooo proud.

Where's Julies?
Author:  billypootons [ Mon Apr 18, 2016 3:49 pm ]
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that's actually pretty funny... and his opinion is more informed than terry
Author:  Smarmystein [ Mon Apr 18, 2016 3:53 pm ]
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How fucking insulting is this to Durkin and the rest. Please..just fucking stop already. The kid did NOT do it all himself. :roll:
Author:  Brick [ Mon Apr 18, 2016 3:53 pm ]
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Peoria Matt wrote:
http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2016/04/18/670-the-score-crew-presents-its-nfl-mock-drafts/

WTH? Is this like an online Score search?
That's pretty cool.
Author:  FavreFan [ Mon Apr 18, 2016 4:09 pm ]
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Smarmystein wrote:
How fucking insulting is this to Durkin and the rest. Please..just fucking stop already. The kid did NOT do it all himself. :roll:

Yeah, I think I'd be annoyed if I was Durkin also.
Author:  Peoria Matt [ Mon Apr 18, 2016 4:29 pm ]
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Smarmystein wrote:
How fucking insulting is this to Durkin and the rest.


Exactly.
Author:  Curious Hair [ Mon Apr 18, 2016 4:34 pm ]
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Sweet Jesus, they did it. They actually did it.
Author:  Tad Queasy [ Mon Apr 18, 2016 5:07 pm ]
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GROWN. ASS. MEN. who do this for a living write sentence or two and an 8-year-old writes a paragraph. :lol:

Call me when it's in Mandarin.
Author:  Curious Hair [ Mon Apr 18, 2016 5:34 pm ]
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Ending the whole thing with "area 5th grader" would make me think the Score did a high-concept parody of Draftology if I thought the Score were capable of anything remotely high-concept.

EDIT: Also, if I thought Dan Durkin would take to a piece that effectively says "your life is such frivolous bullshit that a child can outdo you."
Author:  Don Tiny [ Mon Apr 18, 2016 5:46 pm ]
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At 5-foot-11, he’s a little short but has great ball skills.

I thought it was 5-foot-9 and a half ...
Author:  312player [ Mon Apr 18, 2016 5:52 pm ]
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Smarmystein wrote:
How fucking insulting is this to Durkin and the rest. Please..just fucking stop already. The kid did NOT do it all himself. :roll:




I'd put dough on the lil Jew that he outperforms Greg fuckin Gabriel in the draft.
Author:  America [ Mon Apr 18, 2016 6:14 pm ]
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It's almost impossible to sink lower than this.
Author:  Franky T [ Mon Apr 18, 2016 6:23 pm ]
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Can we make fun of his kid for his crappy mock draft, or is he still off limits?
Author:  Score is doomed [ Mon Apr 18, 2016 7:26 pm ]
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Franky T wrote:
Can we make fun of his kid for his crappy mock draft, or is he still off limits?

Go for it. Fair game now
Author:  leashyourkids [ Mon Apr 18, 2016 7:59 pm ]
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Boy, he's come a long way in less than a year:

https://twitter.com/dan_bernstein/statu ... 36256?s=09
Author:  Dave In Champaign [ Mon Apr 18, 2016 9:25 pm ]
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Parody of a parody of a parody.
Author:  bigfan [ Mon Apr 18, 2016 9:32 pm ]
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5-1 odds he gets beat up after school Friday, 3 PM, Bike Racks!
Author:  MajorKong [ Mon Apr 18, 2016 9:41 pm ]
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Total Dusty Baker move on Dan's part
Author:  Curious Hair [ Mon Apr 18, 2016 10:14 pm ]
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America wrote:
It's almost impossible to sink lower than this.

You know, I've said this a lot on this board (the "Peak Bernstein" joke), but making your co-workers let your kid show them up is probably as high/low/whatever as it gets. Someone ought to send it to Deadspin, see if they run with it. We already know Boobs isn't as popular with them as they are with him.
Author:  Beardown [ Mon Apr 18, 2016 10:16 pm ]
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bigfan wrote:
5-1 odds he gets beat up after school Friday, 3 PM, Bike Racks!


Dan Bernstein: Is that a threat to my kid? Are you encouraging kids to beat him up? I'm calling my lawyer.

Bigfan: :shock:
Author:  bigfan [ Mon Apr 18, 2016 11:46 pm ]
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Beardown wrote:
bigfan wrote:
5-1 odds he gets beat up after school Friday, 3 PM, Bike Racks!


Dan Bernstein: Is that a threat to my kid? Are you encouraging kids to beat him up? I'm calling my lawyer.

Bigfan: :shock:


Encouragement not needed.

"did you guys see my mock draft write up!"
Author:  Spaulding [ Tue Apr 19, 2016 12:08 am ]
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Aw, really? That's bad.
Author:  good dolphin [ Tue Apr 19, 2016 7:20 am ]
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Remember, it is Adam La Roche who is weird
Author:  good dolphin [ Tue Apr 19, 2016 7:26 am ]
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He is going to hide behind the lie that he is posting it because it is cute. You know he really thinks the kid has great insight.

His mock draft on its merits alone is poorly considered and would be ripped if presented by and adult. The Pitt WR is not going anywhere near the top 10. The Bears are not taking any safety other than Ramsey (if he falls) at #11. It's a bad draft for WR and S yet he has them all over the top of the draft.
Author:  pittmike [ Tue Apr 19, 2016 7:27 am ]
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Even if this is just some weird troll job I do not get including the kid in this. He is either sickly in need of the attention he seeks like this and Twitter. Or he desperately is trying to be spoil his kid or worse trying to show the kid dad is kinda a big deal.
Author:  pittmike [ Tue Apr 19, 2016 7:32 am ]
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good dolphin wrote:
He is going to hide behind the lie that he is posting it because it is cute. You know he really thinks the kid has great insight.

His mock draft on its merits alone is poorly considered and would be ripped if presented by and adult. The Pitt WR is not going anywhere near the top 10. The Bears are not taking any safety other than Ramsey (if he falls) at #11. It's a bad draft for WR and S yet he has them all over the top of the draft.



This is a great point. What 11 year old has watched a minute of Pitt football to have seen Boyd? I would give him the watching along with dad IF his dad ever watched any college football. Maybe the Notre Dame game and he has great insight now.
Author:  Gloopan Kuratz [ Tue Apr 19, 2016 7:56 am ]
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Julies kid should be on there too. Everyone gets a trophy.
Author:  rogers park bryan [ Tue Apr 19, 2016 8:01 am ]
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America wrote:
It's almost impossible to sink lower than this.

That's what Scott Hall's family thought
Author:  hnd [ Tue Apr 19, 2016 8:37 am ]
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this is great for a number of different reasons.

i'm happy for the kid but wow what a joke for paid professionals to get to see that. there are sports journalists scratching for every little piece of the pie, just trying to feed their families....boom. 5th grade kid in the cbs mock draft article. how far in debt did you go to get that degree dopes?
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