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Author:  ChetKincaid [ Sun Jun 26, 2011 11:06 pm ]
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They're hardly ever on together. What's the deal?

Author:  Rod [ Mon Jun 27, 2011 7:19 am ]
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Miss a little, miss a lot.

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Mon Jun 27, 2011 7:20 am ]
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ChetKincaid wrote:
They're hardly ever on together. What's the deal?

I know and whats the deal with airline peanuts?


Dont look a gift whore in the mouth

Welcome to the board

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Author:  Peoria Matt [ Mon Jun 27, 2011 7:53 am ]
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How come I can never find that one sock? What's the deal with that?

Author:  Brick [ Mon Jun 27, 2011 7:54 am ]
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Why are women so crazy and why are men so lazy and stupid?

Author:  Northside_Dan [ Mon Jun 27, 2011 7:56 am ]
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What's the deal with Ovaltine?

The jar's round, the mug is round. they should call it roundtine!

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Mon Jun 27, 2011 7:57 am ]
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I dont get horseracing. I mean, Do the horses know its a race?

Author:  Northside_Dan [ Mon Jun 27, 2011 7:59 am ]
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I tell ya the one thing they don't know is that if they trip and fall and break their leg, that they are going to have their brains blown out. If they did, you'd see some mighty careful stepping coming down that back stretch

Author:  Brick [ Mon Jun 27, 2011 8:00 am ]
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rogers park bryan wrote:
I dont get horseracing. I mean, Do the horses know its a race?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5QwYJoLUfE

My favorite part of that show was when Carl Lewis was explaining the keys to the victory is that the "Zebra realizes it's in a race".

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Mon Jun 27, 2011 8:01 am ]
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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
I dont get horseracing. I mean, Do the horses know its a race?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5QwYJoLUfE

My favorite part of that show was when Carl Lewis was explaining the keys to the victory is that the "Zebra realizes it's in a race".

:lol:


Rome played that drop over and over. The Zebra needs to realize its a race!

Author:  Rod [ Mon Jun 27, 2011 8:15 am ]
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rogers park bryan wrote:
I dont get horseracing. I mean, Do the horses know its a race?


They know it's a race. Some of them just care more than others. Not much different than human athletes, really.

Author:  Douchebag [ Mon Jun 27, 2011 8:20 am ]
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
I dont get horseracing. I mean, Do the horses know its a race?


They know it's a race. Some of them just care more than others.

I'm guessing the ones that care more are the ones that are smacked with a whip more often.

Author:  Rod [ Mon Jun 27, 2011 8:24 am ]
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Douchebag wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
I dont get horseracing. I mean, Do the horses know its a race?


They know it's a race. Some of them just care more than others.

I'm guessing the ones that care more are the ones that are smacked with a whip more often.


Not really. A lot of them won't go on when they get hit. Whipping is a tradition among drivers and jockeys more than anything. It doesn't really get more out of the horse. There are whipless races that go just as fast as races with whips. Of course, with gambling being a key component of racing, the bettor doesn't want to see a guy with a whip tucked under his shoulder as the horse he bet on gets beat.

Author:  spmack [ Mon Jun 27, 2011 8:31 am ]
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Why does a street named Garfield run thru Washington Park, and a street named Washington runs thru Garfield Park?

Author:  Rod [ Mon Jun 27, 2011 8:42 am ]
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spmack wrote:
Why does a street named Garfield run thru Washington Park, and a street named Washington runs thru Garfield Park?


For the same reason there's a statue of Lincoln in Grant Park and a statue of Grant in Lincoln Park.

Author:  Darkside [ Mon Jun 27, 2011 8:45 am ]
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I mean hey, what's the deal with driving on a parkway and parking on a driveway?

Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Mon Jun 27, 2011 9:01 am ]
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Mully and Hanley missing is a vacation for all of our ears.

Also, Chet, California Pizza Kitchen blows.

Welcome to the board and go fuck yourself.

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Mon Jun 27, 2011 9:23 am ]
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And Whats the deal with the Noid?


does he like pizza? or hate it?

Author:  ChetKincaid [ Mon Jun 27, 2011 12:44 pm ]
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How the hell did this thread go from Mully and Hanley's absences to horseracing THAT QUICKLY??

Ha! I appreciate the smart assed-ness of this board. I think I've found a home.

Also, sjboyd0137, California Pizza Kitchen is the shiznit, so you can go have yourself a nice tall frothy glass of shutthafuckup yourself :lol: . Thanks for the welcome mat...

Author:  Hank Scorpio [ Mon Jun 27, 2011 12:52 pm ]
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rogers park bryan wrote:
And Whats the deal with the Noid?


does he like pizza? or hate it?


I dont know and I dont want to know. I just know that he needs to be avoided at all costs.

Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Mon Jun 27, 2011 12:53 pm ]
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Hank Scorpio wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
And Whats the deal with the Noid?


does he like pizza? or hate it?


I dont know and I dont want to know. I just know that he needs to be avoided at all costs.

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Perhaps it was the Noid who should have avoided me.

Author:  badrogue17 [ Mon Jun 27, 2011 1:02 pm ]
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spmack wrote:
Why does a street named Garfield run thru Washington Park, and a street named Washington runs thru Garfield Park?

And why should you be running fast as you can if you are in either of these parks?

Author:  Harry Seaward [ Tue Jun 28, 2011 9:23 pm ]
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How in the hell can all of this be true?

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John =46. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John =46. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain seven letters.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.

Both wives lost their children while living in the White
House.

Both Presidents were shot on a =46riday.

Both were shot in the head.

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.

Both were succeeded by Southerners.

Both successors were named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth,was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald,was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are comprised of fifteen letters

Booth ran from the theater and was caught in a warehouse.
Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the kicker,
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was in Marilyn Monroe.












Back on topic, THIS IS HOW A SHOW SHOULD DO IT. Have both hosts take vacation at the SAME TIME. While these two schmoes certainly call in sick and take onesy-twosy days here and there (where the other is in with a guest host) as much as anyone, they're probably the only show that actually does a full reset of on-air "talent" for an entire week (obviously Les has to do a full reset as he is a one man show). It'd be great if it wasn't a running joke about the "Iron Man Streak" at this workplace......quite a taskmaster in charge over there. Schedule and/or call-in days off whenever you want, then laugh about how many days in a row you've actually worked your incredibly tough 4 hour shift of talking sports...LOL!!!!!!!!!1!!!!

I like that they're both out. I don't listen to that horrid show from 9-1, so I don't care about them. But I'd love for Dan & Terry to just take a full week's vacation, at the same time. Larry can go blow, and the only other real 'scheduled' show is that giggling mess of a baseball show--and Lord knows those two dopes never show up on a regular basis as it is.

Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Tue Jun 28, 2011 9:26 pm ]
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Technically, Harry, the Kennedys didn't lose a kid while in office. The miscarriage occurred in the 50's.

Author:  good dolphin [ Wed Jun 29, 2011 9:04 am ]
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ChetKincaid wrote:
shiznit


Consider yourself on notice.

We'll be watching you in the future for words like snarky or methinks.

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