A Single Hanley
A stupid comment. A reference to something that has nothing to do with the subject that makes you roll your eyes. Actually it could have been a decent joke in hands other than Hanley's
You are considering turning off the radio at this point, but it wasnt bad enough....yet.
2 Hanleys= Wow that was bad. I mean bad for sports radio even. If someone in your office made this joke, you would avoid them at future work gatherings. You'd tell some people with a functioning sense of humor about it and laugh at how Hanley this poor fool is.
3 Hanleys= The vendetta comment. A stupid ridiculouosly strained comparison to an owner/manager/player in Chicago that Hanley doesnt like. Not only is it not funny and a straight Hanleyism...now you're wondering if he has intent on hurting these people as the way he brings them up would inicate.
Now you are wondering why you listen to sports radio in the first place. What a strange medium. How did you even get into this habit?
4 Hanleys
This is a Knockout punch. Youre sitting there eating your breakfast or getting ready for work and Hanley drops one so bad you cut yourself shaving and/or spill your coffee.
Hanley has now affected your life. You are done with sports radio. You are considering being done with radio in general.
A complete and utter Hanleyism. Unfunny, not clever, the easiest possible joke that a 10 yr old would find "beneath him" Its a combination of all the worst things about Hanley. Bad reference, weird vendetta, poor timing, and god awful delivery.
Richard Pryor lights himself on fire inside his grave when Hanley tells a 5 Hanley joke.
You throw your radio out....the window.
You are so disgusted with media in general, you are considering an amish lifestyle....and it doesnt seem that bad.
