Caller Dan from the Southside

Just wondering when they made it illegal to smoke at the cell because that was one of the main reasons he went to games, to smoke with his friends. He hasn't been to a game since and wonders if a study has been done on how smoking bans effected the attendance.

Thanks for your call.

Spark, I want you to stop smoking. It's bad for you and I care about your health.

I turned on right after this guy was on apparently.


Banning smoking completely (not even allowing people to go out and come back in) is a bad move.

They didn't. You can walk out by the Captian Morgan club. They scan your ticket then scan you back in.

I didnt know that, thanks.


What about the Cell?

Ok, I will.

The actual stadium? That's what I meant. We never actually went in the CptMorgan club. There's a 100 level exit near the CMC that is a staircase leading down and out. They scanned us at the gates then scanned us back in. I didn't even know about it til the last game I was at.

And the worst part was that it spawned a ton of shitty 'smoking' related puns and bad jokes.

And the worst part was that _________spawned a ton of shitty "__________" related puns and bad jokes.

I don't know how anyone can listen to this show.

Im not walking to Wrigley's Captain Morgan club from the Cell just to have a smoke. Thats ridiculous.

Ok then Baccardi at the Park. fine. LOL. So sue me. I'm a Cub fan.

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