I love it when he goes on vacation.

Also, Manchester United sucks.

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He's very generous with the thousands and thousands of pounds of thanks in his inventory.

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You know me like that.

He keeps my peeps at Big and Tall employed.

Who?

He is a good man and a dear friend

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He is a mint man and a dear china plate!

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

His over the top fake laughter is unmatched.

The unitentional humor that comes about when someone tries to answer one of his run-on questions is the stuff of legend...

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The gusto and pride he has for what is the worst sports talk radio program in the last 15+ years is unrivaled.

He is so good at his craft that the show is better when he isn't behind the mic.

He's like the Q. Bovifs of sports radio.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

He is an upgrade over Larry.

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Say what you will about him now; you're all going to miss his charming idiosyncrasies once Sinicalypse and Hanley in the Morning is officially launched in October.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

he's a bears fan.

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when he sees the swap-o-rama of life he doesn't climb the proverbial water tower.

one of my friends met the love of his life once... he was only given one shot, but typically the mantra is that you marry any chick willing to scale a building with you.

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His tolerance of Hanley is commendable.

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Mully does not rape collies.

Well done old chap.

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He isn't Harry

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-"God is great. Beer is good. And People are crazy!"

Nobody sucks back excessive spit after a fake laugh like Mike Mulligan.

He introduced the phrase my giddy aunt to the masses.

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"Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public." ~ H.L. Mencken

He keeps in touch Leon.

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I was gonna post that, but I couldn't remember his name.

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"Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public." ~ H.L. Mencken

He makes enough pounds that he could run to the chip and pin and grab me a bag.

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You know me like that.

He has never finished off a pizza that I've ordered, which is nice. He also has never taken any of my beers.

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He allows neighbors access to his wireless router.

Nice tits!

He has never let his dog shit on my lawn. Pip! Pip!

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He did a really good job of interpreting Roy Jones Jr.

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He's not Murph

He entertains me.

Has anyone else noticed the obvious parallels between Mike Mulligan and his steam shovel and the Score's own Mully? In the book, Mike had an obsolete piece of equipment, a steam shovel named Mary Anne. In real life Mully is a writer working in the obsolete medium of newspapers.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

He's not even the weirdest object of fetishisation by bigfan.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Are you not aware that is a mandatory Score trait.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”