CALLER GENE: How do you like working with Hawk?

STONE: I love my job, I love coming to the park everyday and broadcasting baseball.....(and 10 more minutes of garble, with the closest he came to the topic was calling Hawk a different kind of announcer.)

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“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

A great non-answer answer. Does Hawk have the juice to nix a Stoney contract extension?

NOPE!

Jerry and Stoney very tight. Jerry and Hawk more like drinking buddies.

Neither going anywhere....plus I think both know they are tight with Jerry and could never ask him to fire the other one.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

bigfan you have had more posts about this little Hawk mini rant in the last 48 hours than you have about the Bears since they started camp.

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he doesn't need to post about the bears. M&H have that covered.

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I heard that too. He did everything he could to not answer that question. Guess Hawk isnt on Stoney's "guys he's going to have over for Shabbat dinner " list.

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Steve Stone disrespects the Cubs:
Steve Stone disrespects Hawk:

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

The broadcast was remarkably better for the week Paciorek was in the booth.

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And men have lost their reason.

Yeah, when the two broadcasters respect each other it helps

I dont think either Hawk or Stone respects the other

Stone is very Bernstein-ish. Hawk doesn't like people like that.

Hawk is very meatball-ish. Stone doesn't like people like that.

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"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Exactly.

I hope there's a book written by one of the two.

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"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Id read it


The thing is....Is Hawk even literate? Do we know?

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Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

"You Gotta Be Joking Me" written by Hawk Harrelson and Joe Cowley. Foreward by Mark Wegner.

Chapters: Matt Abbatacola, You Can Put It on the Board, Where is One Dog?, Riding the Stoney Pony and Beatdown on Wimpy.

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To the Jews who had believed him, Jesus said, “If you hold to my teaching, you are really my disciples. Then you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free.”

http://www.amazon.com/Hawk-Ken-Harrelson/dp/067036374X

I read it in high school, I found an old hard cover copy in the library. It was pretty good. It was basically his playing days and described how he was a pool shark, a gambler, and a golfer. Baseball was kind of in the background. I think it went up to the point where he retired for a bit, but before the time he came back. It was pretty entertaining though what sports fan wouldn't enjoy a book about poker games, golfing, fighting, and baseball.

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Was that in the fiction section with the rest of Hawk's madeup stories?

Was there ever a legit Harry Caray biography?

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To the Jews who had believed him, Jesus said, “If you hold to my teaching, you are really my disciples. Then you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free.”

I don't think Hawk makes anything up. I just think he exaggerates how they happened immensely. Or it was kind of a one time or just an every so often type occurrence, but Hawk will act like it happened every other game with him.

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Does anyone know why Wimpy got fired?

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Im sorta joking

Although the story he told about the 69 cubs a couple weeks ago was way off. If 90% of the details of a story are wrong, how true is it?

There's a difference between making things up and remembering them incorrectly.

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"Yaz, Part 1", "Hawk Walk", "Broadcasting is tougher than being GM", "Good Ol Boy working in Yankee cities but hating the Yankees".

Ask Les.

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

This is actually one of your best posts.

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Frank's daily activity

-wake up
-sign on
-see if BF posted anything negative about Sox
-try and take dump

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

This was funny.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Yeah, it was called "holy cow".

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