5/1/2007
How can a Jewish guy lose by a nose?

5/3/2007
It's very sad when a horse dies. It's even more sad when you had a wager on it.

For some reason, I thought this thread would be blank...

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This is going to be a short thread.

"The horse is the son of the band Danzig?....Mother!" ~ Jurko

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@audioidkid

We all have our strengths and weaknesses, but the guy can deliver some pretty funny lines.

J Hood had a great line last week when he said .. "Why would Mike Vick have a cock fighting ring on his property'?

My question is why you wouldn't have cock ring on your property?

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"NEED a friend...Buy a dog"..

He has used the "there was a two drink minimum at Josh Hancock's funeral", at least three times now. It wasn't funny the first time, and its not funny now.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

My favorite Harry line is when he says, "I use to do stand up comedy." gets me every time.

Few years back, A caller said something along the lines of "I heard that the game was on and I quickly turned away because I didn't want to listen to the score"...and then Harry said "Yeah, no one listens to The Score"...

That was pretty funny to me.

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don't know if it's a part of his act, but i got a chuckle out of this:

why did the female deer go downtown? to blow a couple bucks.


nhhyrmyaaaah! hi comedians, harry...

When talking about his days as a "yout" and spending time at the track with his family, Harry says his favorite part was going to the "backside" to which Mac and Jurk howl with laughter.

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"You will get a lot further with a kind word and a gun than you will with just a kind word" - Al Capone

Another one was when there was some mention of that former Wisconsin football player named Matt Bernstein (whatever happened to him) Harry says "Hey its great to hear about a Bernstein in the midwest that isn't full of himself"..


As you can see I like when he pokes fun at The Score.

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the best laugh ive had out of that show in ages is when mark buehrle was on early in the baseball season, and was asked what the coolest thing he did in the offseason was. buerhle said he got his wife pregnant.

to which harry replied "mark when you're trying to procreate with your wife, does don cooper hae to come out and talk to you halfway through it?"

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If Harry uses this line again, it'll be too soon. I've heard him mention it three times now. The only thing more disturbing than mentioning a 'B' movie from the 80s is a severed male appendage.

"The Masturbation scene in Edward Scissorhands was disturbing."

5/9/2007:

Mac: In guessing the number of emails we read, Bondwater Chad was high.

Harry: In addition, his guesstimate on the number of emails read was off.

How about the good ol' "What's growing on?"

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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. ~ Benjamin Franklin

I laughed my ass off when he said that Felix Pie was the third best CF in the NL.

Hilarious.

New to the Board... I know 'You're happy for me'...

NSJ, Who is this Bondwater Chad you speak of?

Bongwater + the 'evil weed' = High

Welcome to the board Chad.

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Chad makes his presence felt. The board may never be the same again.

He's the bearded guy on the left with the tatoos on his arms.

chad is afraid of computer's...
he's not here.

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@audioidkid

Is that Bongwater or Jeff Hardy's doppleganger?