Telegram Sam wrote:
The insurmountable issue with this otherwise likeable show is Harry Teinowitz. It's like when you're looking for a used car on Craigslist, and you find a 2002 Accord or something with low miles, one owner, regular maintenance records, etc. You go meet the guy at a Target parking lot and look at the car. There's maybe a little body damage the guy, Andy, neglected to mention over the phone, and the "grey" color described in the ad has sort of a greenish hue on an overcast day such as this. Other than that, it looks pretty solid. It's just for tooling around anyway, not long distance . You look under the hood, check out the trunk space, and check out the ergonomics of the driver seat. You set up the mirrors to your liking, and check out the upholstery in the back. Something catches your eye. You wordlessly exit the car, give Andy back his keys, and tell him thanks but you're going to keep looking. Andy asks you what the problem is, and you mention that you couldn't help but notice that Harry Teinowitz is hiding crouched on the floor behind the driver seat.
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Telegram Sam wrote:
I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.